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103 Fun Quotes with Pictures ๐Ÿ“ธ๐Ÿ–ผ๏ธ. I did not attend his funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.. I’ve been involved in a number of cults, both a leader and a follower. You have more fun as a follower, but you make more money as a leader.. Funny how people mock the Islamic dress codes, yet on graduation day they all wear clothes similar to jubbah to look modest and s

103 Fun Quotes with Pictures ๐Ÿ“ธ๐Ÿ–ผ๏ธ - This life’s hard, but it’s harder if you’re stupid.

1. This lifeโ€™s hard, but itโ€™s harder if youโ€™re stupid.

- George V. Higgins


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103 Fun Quotes with Pictures ๐Ÿ“ธ๐Ÿ–ผ๏ธ - Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about

2. Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.

- Albert Einstein


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103 Fun Quotes with Pictures ๐Ÿ“ธ๐Ÿ–ผ๏ธ - I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by.

3. I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by.

- Douglas Adams


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103 Fun Quotes with Pictures ๐Ÿ“ธ๐Ÿ–ผ๏ธ - Anyone who thinks sitting in church can make you a Christian must also think that

4. Anyone who thinks sitting in church can make you a Christian must also think that sitting in a garage can make you a car.

- Garrison Keillor


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103 Fun Quotes with Pictures ๐Ÿ“ธ๐Ÿ–ผ๏ธ - Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used

5. Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.

- Robert A. Heinlein


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103 Fun Quotes with Pictures ๐Ÿ“ธ๐Ÿ–ผ๏ธ - The reason I talk to myself is because I’m the only one whose answers I accept.

6. The reason I talk to myself is because Iโ€™m the only one whose answers I accept.

- George Carlin


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103 Fun Quotes with Pictures ๐Ÿ“ธ๐Ÿ–ผ๏ธ - I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally.

7. I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally.

- W.C. Fields


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103 Fun Quotes with Pictures ๐Ÿ“ธ๐Ÿ–ผ๏ธ - I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don't know the answer

8. I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don't know the answer

- Douglas Adams


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103 Fun Quotes with Pictures ๐Ÿ“ธ๐Ÿ–ผ๏ธ - When his life was ruined, his family killed, his farm destroyed, Job knelt down on

9. When his life was ruined, his family killed, his farm destroyed, Job knelt down on the ground and yelled up to the heavens, "Why god? Why me?" and the thundering voice of God answered, There's just something about you that pisses me off.

- Stephen King


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103 Fun Quotes with Pictures ๐Ÿ“ธ๐Ÿ–ผ๏ธ - I did not attend his funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.

10. I did not attend his funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.

- Mark Twain


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103 Fun Quotes with Pictures ๐Ÿ“ธ๐Ÿ–ผ๏ธ - It is hard enough to remember my opinions, without also remembering my reasons for

11. It is hard enough to remember my opinions, without also remembering my reasons for them!

- Friedrich Nietzsche


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103 Fun Quotes with Pictures ๐Ÿ“ธ๐Ÿ–ผ๏ธ - “Mom says it's because she has PMS. Do you even know what that means? "I'm not a

12. โ€œMom says it's because she has PMS. Do you even know what that means? "I'm not a little kid anymore. It means pissed-at- men syndromeโ€

- Nicholas Sparks


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103 Fun Quotes with Pictures ๐Ÿ“ธ๐Ÿ–ผ๏ธ - If cats looked like frogs we'd realize what nasty, cruel little bastards they are.

13. If cats looked like frogs we'd realize what nasty, cruel little bastards they are. Style. That's what people remember.

- Terry Pratchett


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103 Fun Quotes with Pictures ๐Ÿ“ธ๐Ÿ–ผ๏ธ - Right now I’m having amnesia and déjà vu at the same time. I think I’ve forg

14. Right now Iโ€™m having amnesia and dรฉjร  vu at the same time. I think Iโ€™ve forgotten this before.

- Steven Wright


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103 Fun Quotes with Pictures ๐Ÿ“ธ๐Ÿ–ผ๏ธ - Few People are alive just because killing is illegal.

15. Few People are alive just because killing is illegal.


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103 Fun Quotes with Pictures ๐Ÿ“ธ๐Ÿ–ผ๏ธ - I am patient with stupidity, but not with those who are proud of it.

16. I am patient with stupidity, but not with those who are proud of it.


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103 Fun Quotes with Pictures ๐Ÿ“ธ๐Ÿ–ผ๏ธ - There are only two things in life that come without effort - failure and dandruff.

17. There are only two things in life that come without effort - failure and dandruff.


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103 Fun Quotes with Pictures ๐Ÿ“ธ๐Ÿ–ผ๏ธ - Just fight all your natural instincts and you will be great.

18. Just fight all your natural instincts and you will be great.

- Friends TV Show


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103 Fun Quotes with Pictures ๐Ÿ“ธ๐Ÿ–ผ๏ธ - Falling in love is a secret ambition, finding true love is the greatest tension, S

19. Falling in love is a secret ambition, finding true love is the greatest tension, So follow the oldest tradition, And marry your parent's decision.


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103 Fun Quotes with Pictures ๐Ÿ“ธ๐Ÿ–ผ๏ธ - Food is the only beautiful thing that nourishes.

20. Food is the only beautiful thing that nourishes.


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103 Fun Quotes with Pictures ๐Ÿ“ธ๐Ÿ–ผ๏ธ - Birthdays are a scam. They were invented by Hallmarks to sell cards.

21. Birthdays are a scam. They were invented by Hallmarks to sell cards.

- Ron Swanson


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103 Fun Quotes with Pictures ๐Ÿ“ธ๐Ÿ–ผ๏ธ - I love you like a fat kid loves cake!

22. I love you like a fat kid loves cake!

- Scott Adams


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103 Fun Quotes with Pictures ๐Ÿ“ธ๐Ÿ–ผ๏ธ - Every now and then I like to do as I'm told, just to confuse people.

23. Every now and then I like to do as I'm told, just to confuse people.

- Tamora Pierce


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103 Fun Quotes with Pictures ๐Ÿ“ธ๐Ÿ–ผ๏ธ - There is only one thing in the world worse than being talked about, and that is no

24. There is only one thing in the world worse than being talked about, and that is not being talked about.

- Oscar Wilde


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103 Fun Quotes with Pictures ๐Ÿ“ธ๐Ÿ–ผ๏ธ - I have the simplest tastes. I am always satisfied with the best.

25. I have the simplest tastes. I am always satisfied with the best.

- Oscar Wilde


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103 Fun Quotes with Pictures ๐Ÿ“ธ๐Ÿ–ผ๏ธ - Black holes are where God divided by zero.

26. Black holes are where God divided by zero.

- Albert Einstein


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103 Fun Quotes with Pictures ๐Ÿ“ธ๐Ÿ–ผ๏ธ - Why do people say "grow some balls"? Balls are weak and sensitive. If you wanna be

27. Why do people say "grow some balls"? Balls are weak and sensitive. If you wanna be tough, grow a vagina. Those things can take a pounding.

- Sheng Wang


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103 Fun Quotes with Pictures ๐Ÿ“ธ๐Ÿ–ผ๏ธ - I'm killing time while I wait for life to shower me with meaning and happiness.

28. I'm killing time while I wait for life to shower me with meaning and happiness.

- Bill Watterson


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103 Fun Quotes with Pictures ๐Ÿ“ธ๐Ÿ–ผ๏ธ - Of course motivation is not permanent. But then, neither is bathing; but it is som

29. Of course motivation is not permanent. But then, neither is bathing; but it is something you should do on a regular basis.

- Zig Ziglar


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103 Fun Quotes with Pictures ๐Ÿ“ธ๐Ÿ–ผ๏ธ - My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She's ninety-s

30. My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She's ninety-seven now, and we don't know where the heck she is.

- Ellen DeGeneres


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103 Fun Quotes with Pictures ๐Ÿ“ธ๐Ÿ–ผ๏ธ - I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.

31. I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.

- Groucho Marx


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103 Fun Quotes with Pictures ๐Ÿ“ธ๐Ÿ–ผ๏ธ - Humor is reason gone mad.

32. Humor is reason gone mad.

- Groucho Marx


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103 Fun Quotes with Pictures ๐Ÿ“ธ๐Ÿ–ผ๏ธ - People, generally, suck.

33. People, generally, suck.

- Christopher Moore


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103 Fun Quotes with Pictures ๐Ÿ“ธ๐Ÿ–ผ๏ธ - I know all those words, but that sentence makes no sense to me.

34. I know all those words, but that sentence makes no sense to me.

- Matt Groening


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103 Fun Quotes with Pictures ๐Ÿ“ธ๐Ÿ–ผ๏ธ - People have an annoying habit of remembering things they shouldn't.

35. People have an annoying habit of remembering things they shouldn't.

- Christopher Paolini


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103 Fun Quotes with Pictures ๐Ÿ“ธ๐Ÿ–ผ๏ธ - What religion I follow? It is called none-of-your-business.

36. What religion I follow? It is called none-of-your-business.

- Ron Swanson


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103 Fun Quotes with Pictures ๐Ÿ“ธ๐Ÿ–ผ๏ธ - I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them cats.

37. I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them cats.

- Eckhart Tolle


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103 Fun Quotes with Pictures ๐Ÿ“ธ๐Ÿ–ผ๏ธ - There is no sadness that cannot be cured by breakfast food.

38. There is no sadness that cannot be cured by breakfast food.

- Ron Swanson


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103 Fun Quotes with Pictures ๐Ÿ“ธ๐Ÿ–ผ๏ธ - Dear Frozen Yoghurt, You are the celery of desserts. Be Ice Cream, or be no

39. Dear Frozen Yoghurt,

You are the celery of desserts.

Be Ice Cream, or be nothing.

- Ron Swanson


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103 Fun Quotes with Pictures ๐Ÿ“ธ๐Ÿ–ผ๏ธ - Veganism is a sad result of a morally corrupt mind. Reconsider your life.

40. Veganism is a sad result of a morally corrupt mind.

Reconsider your life.

- Ron Swanson


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103 Fun Quotes with Pictures ๐Ÿ“ธ๐Ÿ–ผ๏ธ - Love is blind, it is the marriage that's the eye-opener.

41. Love is blind, it is the marriage that's the eye-opener.


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103 Fun Quotes with Pictures ๐Ÿ“ธ๐Ÿ–ผ๏ธ - Love is like peeing your pants everyone can see it but only you can feel it. Th

42. Love is like peeing your pants everyone can see it but only you can feel it.

Thanks for being the pee in my pants.


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103 Fun Quotes with Pictures ๐Ÿ“ธ๐Ÿ–ผ๏ธ - I’m not lazy, I just really enjoy doing nothing.

43. Iโ€™m not lazy, I just really enjoy doing nothing.


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103 Fun Quotes with Pictures ๐Ÿ“ธ๐Ÿ–ผ๏ธ - Don’t be ashamed of who you are. That’s your parent’s job.

44. Donโ€™t be ashamed of who you are.

Thatโ€™s your parentโ€™s job.


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45. I can only please one person a day.

Today isnโ€™t your day.

Tomorrow doesnโ€™t look good either.


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103 Fun Quotes with Pictures ๐Ÿ“ธ๐Ÿ–ผ๏ธ - Confidence level: selfie with no filter.

46. Confidence level: selfie with no filter.


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103 Fun Quotes with Pictures ๐Ÿ“ธ๐Ÿ–ผ๏ธ - I’m on a seafood diet, I see food and I eat it.

47. Iโ€™m on a seafood diet, I see food and I eat it.


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103 Fun Quotes with Pictures ๐Ÿ“ธ๐Ÿ–ผ๏ธ - “as fuck” is my favorite unit of measurement.

48. โ€œas fuckโ€ is my favorite unit of measurement.


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103 Fun Quotes with Pictures ๐Ÿ“ธ๐Ÿ–ผ๏ธ - Your hair is 90% of your selfie.

49. Your hair is 90% of your selfie.


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50. When I drink alcoholโ€ฆ Everyone says Iโ€™m alcoholic. Butโ€ฆ When I drink Fantaโ€ฆ No one says Iโ€™m fantastic.


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103 Fun Quotes with Pictures ๐Ÿ“ธ๐Ÿ–ผ๏ธ - My life feels like a test, for which I skipped studying.

51. My life feels like a test, for which I skipped studying.


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103 Fun Quotes with Pictures ๐Ÿ“ธ๐Ÿ–ผ๏ธ - How I feel when there is no coffee? Depresso.

52. How I feel when there is no coffee?

Depresso.


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103 Fun Quotes with Pictures ๐Ÿ“ธ๐Ÿ–ผ๏ธ - Be proud of your extra pounds. Studies state that fat people are harder to kidn

53. Be proud of your extra pounds.

Studies state that fat people are harder to kidnap


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103 Fun Quotes with Pictures ๐Ÿ“ธ๐Ÿ–ผ๏ธ - I’m not mad you told all my friends I’m a psycho. They’re my friends, they a

54. Iโ€™m not mad you told all my friends Iโ€™m a psycho. Theyโ€™re my friends, they already know.


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103 Fun Quotes with Pictures ๐Ÿ“ธ๐Ÿ–ผ๏ธ - This wasn't just plain terrible, this was fancy terrible. This was terrible wit

55. This wasn't just plain terrible, this was fancy terrible.

This was terrible with raisins in it

- Dorothy Parker


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103 Fun Quotes with Pictures ๐Ÿ“ธ๐Ÿ–ผ๏ธ - The best way to keep children at home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant, and

56. The best way to keep children at home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant, and let the air out of the tires.

- Dorothy Parker


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103 Fun Quotes with Pictures ๐Ÿ“ธ๐Ÿ–ผ๏ธ - Every year, back comes Spring, with nasty little birds yapping their fool heads of

57. Every year, back comes Spring, with nasty little birds yapping their fool heads off and the ground all mucked up with plants.

- Dorothy Parker


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103 Fun Quotes with Pictures ๐Ÿ“ธ๐Ÿ–ผ๏ธ - I'm trying to figure out if I love art enough to be poor.

58. I'm trying to figure out if I love art enough to be poor.

- Marina Keegan


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103 Fun Quotes with Pictures ๐Ÿ“ธ๐Ÿ–ผ๏ธ - If you're falling off a cliff, you may as well try to fly. You've got nothing t

59. If you're falling off a cliff, you may as well try to fly.

You've got nothing to lose.

- John Sheridan


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103 Fun Quotes with Pictures ๐Ÿ“ธ๐Ÿ–ผ๏ธ - How can a living man be a person who has nothing to lose? This is very absurd!

60. How can a living man be a person who has nothing to lose?

This is very absurd!

Even a dead man has something to lose: His coffin!

- Mehmet Murat Ildan


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103 Fun Quotes with Pictures ๐Ÿ“ธ๐Ÿ–ผ๏ธ - I won't be impressed with technology until I can download Chocolate.

61. I won't be impressed with technology until I can download Chocolate.


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103 Fun Quotes with Pictures ๐Ÿ“ธ๐Ÿ–ผ๏ธ - With men and women, does you think that men should marry only one woman? Does you

62. With men and women, does you think that men should marry only one woman? Does you believe in mahogany?

- Ali G


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103 Fun Quotes with Pictures ๐Ÿ“ธ๐Ÿ–ผ๏ธ - I don't know if you know this, but dolphins ain't fish. They is like us, they is m

63. I don't know if you know this, but dolphins ain't fish. They is like us, they is mammaries.

- Ali G


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103 Fun Quotes with Pictures ๐Ÿ“ธ๐Ÿ–ผ๏ธ - What is the different types of hasch out there? We all know that it's called the b

64. What is the different types of hasch out there? We all know that it's called the bionic, the bomb, the puff, the blow, the black, the herb, the sensie, the cronic, the sweet Mary Jane, the shit, Ganja, split, reefa, the bad, the buddha, the home grown, the ill, the maui-maui, the method, pot, lethal turbo, tie, shake, skunk, stress, whacky, weed, glaze, the boot, dimebag, Scooby Doo, bob, bogey, back yard boogie. But what is the other terms for it

- Ali G


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103 Fun Quotes with Pictures ๐Ÿ“ธ๐Ÿ–ผ๏ธ - Democracy is very different in US and A from Kazakhstan. In America, woman can vot

65. Democracy is very different in US and A from Kazakhstan. In America, woman can vote, but horse cannot!

- Borat


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103 Fun Quotes with Pictures ๐Ÿ“ธ๐Ÿ–ผ๏ธ - As Admiral General Aladeen: "I love American films, particularly fantasy films lik

66. As Admiral General Aladeen: "I love American films, particularly fantasy films like Lord of the Rings and Schindler's List."

- Borat


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103 Fun Quotes with Pictures ๐Ÿ“ธ๐Ÿ–ผ๏ธ - Oh, it is on, like a prawn who yawns at dawn.

67. Oh, it is on, like a prawn who yawns at dawn.

- Andy Bernard


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103 Fun Quotes with Pictures ๐Ÿ“ธ๐Ÿ–ผ๏ธ - Mini cupcakes? As in the mini version of regular cupcakes? Which is already

68. Mini cupcakes?

As in the mini version of regular cupcakes?

Which is already a mini version of cake?

Honestly, where does it end with you people?????

- Kevin Malone


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103 Fun Quotes with Pictures ๐Ÿ“ธ๐Ÿ–ผ๏ธ - I don't care what they say about me. I just want to eat. Which I realize is a l

69. I don't care what they say about me. I just want to eat.

Which I realize is a lot to ask for. At a dinner party.

- Pam Beesly


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103 Fun Quotes with Pictures ๐Ÿ“ธ๐Ÿ–ผ๏ธ - No, I’m not going to tell them about the downsizing. If a patient has cancer, yo

70. No, Iโ€™m not going to tell them about the downsizing. If a patient has cancer, you donโ€™t tell them.

- Michael Scott


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103 Fun Quotes with Pictures ๐Ÿ“ธ๐Ÿ–ผ๏ธ - If I don’t have some cake soon, I might die.

71. If I donโ€™t have some cake soon, I might die.

- Stanley Hudson


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103 Fun Quotes with Pictures ๐Ÿ“ธ๐Ÿ–ผ๏ธ - I’ve been involved in a number of cults, both a leader and a follower. You have

72. Iโ€™ve been involved in a number of cults, both a leader and a follower. You have more fun as a follower, but you make more money as a leader.

- Creed Bratton


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103 Fun Quotes with Pictures ๐Ÿ“ธ๐Ÿ–ผ๏ธ - The people here are amazing debaters. I guess you can say they are master-baters.

73. The people here are amazing debaters. I guess you can say they are master-baters.

- Kevin Malone


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103 Fun Quotes with Pictures ๐Ÿ“ธ๐Ÿ–ผ๏ธ - Hijabi Problems: When you yawn and your hijab pin pops open!

74. Hijabi Problems:

When you yawn and your hijab pin pops open!


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103 Fun Quotes with Pictures ๐Ÿ“ธ๐Ÿ–ผ๏ธ - When Zawjati says you can't have a second wife: "Don't tempt me to make you sha

75. When Zawjati says you can't have a second wife:

"Don't tempt me to make you shaheed tonight. I am 4 wives in one."


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103 Fun Quotes with Pictures ๐Ÿ“ธ๐Ÿ–ผ๏ธ - #BarbieGirlMix #MuslimVersion I'm a Hijabi girl, in the Western world Life Isl

76. #BarbieGirlMix #MuslimVersion

I'm a Hijabi girl, in the Western world
Life Islamic, it's fantastic!
You can't see my hair
Or touch me anywhere
Submission to Allah, not his creation
[Cmon hijabi lets go party]
No no no nooo
[Cmon hijabi lets go party]
NO Harami! You Harami!


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103 Fun Quotes with Pictures ๐Ÿ“ธ๐Ÿ–ผ๏ธ - *Results Day* Mum: What did you get? Me: Quotes Quran, Al-hadid, 57:20 "And w

77. *Results Day*

Mum: What did you get?
Me: Quotes Quran, Al-hadid, 57:20
"And what is the worldly life except the enjoyment of delusion."


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103 Fun Quotes with Pictures ๐Ÿ“ธ๐Ÿ–ผ๏ธ - #Islam101 Hey do you speak Islam? Yeah I speak Islam. I'm from Muslimstan, and

78. #Islam101

Hey do you speak Islam?
Yeah I speak Islam. I'm from Muslimstan, and i follow the shawarma law.


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103 Fun Quotes with Pictures ๐Ÿ“ธ๐Ÿ–ผ๏ธ - That Hijab bun... is tooo damn high!

79. That Hijab bun...




is tooo damn high!


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103 Fun Quotes with Pictures ๐Ÿ“ธ๐Ÿ–ผ๏ธ - Reading Aytal-kursi and blowing it on your exam paper before you begin cos you don

80. Reading Aytal-kursi and blowing it on your exam paper before you begin cos you don't know what shaytanic questions you're about to see...


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103 Fun Quotes with Pictures ๐Ÿ“ธ๐Ÿ–ผ๏ธ - Worst thing instagram did was romanticize salah - "I want someone who will wake

81. Worst thing instagram did was romanticize salah -

"I want someone who will wake me up for Fajr".

How about you marry an alarm clock you lazy cow


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103 Fun Quotes with Pictures ๐Ÿ“ธ๐Ÿ–ผ๏ธ - Me: *buys black scarf* Family: "You already have a hundred other black scarfs" M

82. Me: *buys black scarf*
Family: "You already have a hundred other black scarfs"
Me: "but feel the material on this one, the texture is different"


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103 Fun Quotes with Pictures ๐Ÿ“ธ๐Ÿ–ผ๏ธ - #HijabiProblems Going in your backyard/frontyard with a blanket on your head si

83. #HijabiProblems

Going in your backyard/frontyard with a blanket on your head since you're too lazy to put your hijab on


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103 Fun Quotes with Pictures ๐Ÿ“ธ๐Ÿ–ผ๏ธ - I don't always wear a Hijab But when I do, it is with a Tight top and skinny je

84. I don't always wear a Hijab

But when I do, it is with a Tight top and skinny jeans.


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103 Fun Quotes with Pictures ๐Ÿ“ธ๐Ÿ–ผ๏ธ - InshaAllah (noun): A Magical land where 99% of all promises, presence and pun

85. InshaAllah (noun):


A Magical land where 99% of all promises, presence and punctuality is stored.


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103 Fun Quotes with Pictures ๐Ÿ“ธ๐Ÿ–ผ๏ธ - Post-Iftar Pregnancy

86. Post-Iftar Pregnancy


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103 Fun Quotes with Pictures ๐Ÿ“ธ๐Ÿ–ผ๏ธ - My mosque posted a sign after Jummah Prayer, "To the brother who stole our AC, you

87. My mosque posted a sign after Jummah Prayer, "To the brother who stole our AC, you can keep it. It's hot where you are going."


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103 Fun Quotes with Pictures ๐Ÿ“ธ๐Ÿ–ผ๏ธ - *Muslim Parties* Yo let's tell jinn stories.

88. *Muslim Parties*

Yo let's tell jinn stories.


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103 Fun Quotes with Pictures ๐Ÿ“ธ๐Ÿ–ผ๏ธ - We're allowed to marry 4, But I don't think that's necessary because you are a 10

89. We're allowed to marry 4,
But I don't think that's necessary because you are a 10.


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103 Fun Quotes with Pictures ๐Ÿ“ธ๐Ÿ–ผ๏ธ - When your non-muslim friends think your prayer mat is the magic carpet Alladin use

90. When your non-muslim friends think your prayer mat is the magic carpet Alladin used to show Jasmine the world.


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103 Fun Quotes with Pictures ๐Ÿ“ธ๐Ÿ–ผ๏ธ - People: You are allowed to drive? Me: No, I took a magic carpet ride here.

91. People: You are allowed to drive?

Me: No, I took a magic carpet ride here.


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103 Fun Quotes with Pictures ๐Ÿ“ธ๐Ÿ–ผ๏ธ - People: Hijabi's are so lucky they don't have to wash their hair. Me: Sis, we'r

92. People: Hijabi's are so lucky they don't have to wash their hair.

Me: Sis, we're Muslim, not cave women.


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103 Fun Quotes with Pictures ๐Ÿ“ธ๐Ÿ–ผ๏ธ - Halal.... Is it Meat you are looking for?

93. Halal....

Is it Meat you are looking for?


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103 Fun Quotes with Pictures ๐Ÿ“ธ๐Ÿ–ผ๏ธ - Funny how people mock the Islamic dress codes, yet on graduation day they all wear

94. Funny how people mock the Islamic dress codes, yet on graduation day they all wear clothes similar to jubbah to look modest and successful.


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103 Fun Quotes with Pictures ๐Ÿ“ธ๐Ÿ–ผ๏ธ - People: What's under your niqab? Me: My face. What's under your makeup?

95. People: What's under your niqab?
Me: My face. What's under your makeup?


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103 Fun Quotes with Pictures ๐Ÿ“ธ๐Ÿ–ผ๏ธ - I'm sarcastic because punching people is so Haraam.

96. I'm sarcastic because punching people is so Haraam.


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103 Fun Quotes with Pictures ๐Ÿ“ธ๐Ÿ–ผ๏ธ - Peppa Pig: Muslims are my favorite people, rest of ya'll juz eating my family.

97. Peppa Pig:
Muslims are my favorite people, rest of ya'll juz eating my family.


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103 Fun Quotes with Pictures ๐Ÿ“ธ๐Ÿ–ผ๏ธ - I hold my wife's hand when we go out. She thinks I'm being romantic. But really it

98. I hold my wife's hand when we go out. She thinks I'm being romantic. But really it's to stop her running off to do shopping.


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103 Fun Quotes with Pictures ๐Ÿ“ธ๐Ÿ–ผ๏ธ - *When you have to swerve a marriage proposal* "Istikhara says No"

99. *When you have to swerve a marriage proposal*

"Istikhara says No"


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103 Fun Quotes with Pictures ๐Ÿ“ธ๐Ÿ–ผ๏ธ - About 1 billion animals killed each day by KFC, McDonalds, Burger King etc. and no

100. About 1 billion animals killed each day by KFC, McDonalds, Burger King etc. and no one bats an eye.

During Eid Al Adha, Muslims sacrifice them to feed poor people and everyone loses their mind.


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103 Fun Quotes with Pictures ๐Ÿ“ธ๐Ÿ–ผ๏ธ - If you can handle my face at Fajr, I know it's true love.

101. If you can handle my face at Fajr, I know it's true love.


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103 Fun Quotes with Pictures ๐Ÿ“ธ๐Ÿ–ผ๏ธ - I'll not eat fried things this Ramadan Family: HAHAHAHAHA Friends: HAHAHAHAHA

102. I'll not eat fried things this Ramadan

Family: HAHAHAHAHA
Friends: HAHAHAHAHA
Whole Muslim Ummah: HAHAHAHAHA
Even fried things: HAHAHAHAHA


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103 Fun Quotes with Pictures ๐Ÿ“ธ๐Ÿ–ผ๏ธ - She: How was my cooking? Me: Mashallah your cooking is so bad even shaytan will r

103. She: How was my cooking?
Me: Mashallah your cooking is so bad even shaytan will remind me to say Bismillah so he doesn't have to eat it with me.


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