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Frog Puns🐸 & Jokes That Are TOADly Hilarious - If cats looked like frogs we'd realize what nasty, cruel little bastards th

1. If cats looked like frogs we'd realize what nasty, cruel little bastards they are. Style. That's what people remember.

- Terry Pratchett


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Frog Puns🐸 & Jokes That Are TOADly Hilarious - #CringyQuotes You have to kiss a lot of frogs before you find your prince.

2. #CringyQuotes
You have to kiss a lot of frogs before you find your prince.


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Frog Puns🐸 & Jokes That Are TOADly Hilarious - Frog parking. All others will be toad.

3. Frog parking. All others will be toad.


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Frog Puns🐸 & Jokes That Are TOADly Hilarious - What do you say to a frog who needs a ride? Hop in

4. What do you say to a frog who needs a ride?

Hop in


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Frog Puns🐸 & Jokes That Are TOADly Hilarious - What happens to a frog’s car when it breaks down? It gets toad!

5. What happens to a frog’s car when it breaks down?

It gets toad!


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Frog Puns🐸 & Jokes That Are TOADly Hilarious - What kind of car do frogs like best? A Beetle!

6. What kind of car do frogs like best?

A Beetle!


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Frog Puns🐸 & Jokes That Are TOADly Hilarious - What happened when the frog's car wouldn’t start? He jump started it!

7. What happened when the frog's car wouldn’t start?

He jump started it!


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Frog Puns🐸 & Jokes That Are TOADly Hilarious - Why are frogs so happy? Because they eat whatever bugs them.

8. Why are frogs so happy?

Because they eat whatever bugs them.


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Frog Puns🐸 & Jokes That Are TOADly Hilarious - Why are frogs so good at basketball? Because they always make jump shots

9. Why are frogs so good at basketball?

Because they always make jump shots.


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Frog Puns🐸 & Jokes That Are TOADly Hilarious - What did the frog say as he looked through the books at the library? Red

10. What did the frog say as he looked through the books at the library?

Reddit! Reddit! Reddit!


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Frog Puns🐸 & Jokes That Are TOADly Hilarious - What’s a frog’s favorite game? Croak-et.

11. What’s a frog’s favorite game?

Croak-et.


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Frog Puns🐸 & Jokes That Are TOADly Hilarious - What do frogs drink? Croak-a-cola.

12. What do frogs drink?

Croak-a-cola.


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Frog Puns🐸 & Jokes That Are TOADly Hilarious - What kind of music do frogs listen to? Hip hop.

13. What kind of music do frogs listen to?

Hip hop.


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Frog Puns🐸 & Jokes That Are TOADly Hilarious - What kind of music do sophisticated frogs listen to? Hopera.

14. What kind of music do sophisticated frogs listen to?

Hopera.


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Frog Puns🐸 & Jokes That Are TOADly Hilarious - What do you call a frog with no back legs? Unhoppy.

15. What do you call a frog with no back legs?

Unhoppy.


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Frog Puns🐸 & Jokes That Are TOADly Hilarious - What goes dot-dot-croak, dot-dash-croak? Morse toad.

16. What goes dot-dot-croak, dot-dash-croak?

Morse toad.


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Frog Puns🐸 & Jokes That Are TOADly Hilarious - What did the frog dress up as on Halloween? A prince.

17. What did the frog dress up as on Halloween?

A prince.


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Frog Puns🐸 & Jokes That Are TOADly Hilarious - What does a frog order in Mcdonald’s? French flies and a diet croak.

18. What does a frog order in Mcdonald’s?

French flies and a diet croak.


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Frog Puns🐸 & Jokes That Are TOADly Hilarious - What do headmasters and bullfrogs have in common? Both have big heads th

19. What do headmasters and bullfrogs have in common?

Both have big heads that consist mostly of mouth!


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Frog Puns🐸 & Jokes That Are TOADly Hilarious - What do stylish frogs wear? Jumpsuits.

20. What do stylish frogs wear?

Jumpsuits.


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Frog Puns🐸 & Jokes That Are TOADly Hilarious - Where do toads put their hats and coats? In the croakroom, of course.

21. Where do toads put their hats and coats?

In the croakroom, of course.


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Frog Puns🐸 & Jokes That Are TOADly Hilarious - Waiter, waiter, do you have frog legs? No, I always walk this way.

22. Waiter, waiter, do you have frog legs?

No, I always walk this way.


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Frog Puns🐸 & Jokes That Are TOADly Hilarious - Why did the frog make so many mistakes at school? It kept jumping to the

23. Why did the frog make so many mistakes at school?

It kept jumping to the wrong conclusions


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Frog Puns🐸 & Jokes That Are TOADly Hilarious - What did the lady frog say after 1 year of relationship? We're in a Kerm

24. What did the lady frog say after 1 year of relationship?

We're in a Kermitted relationship.


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Frog Puns🐸 & Jokes That Are TOADly Hilarious - Knock, knock! Who’s there? Kermit. Kermit who? Kermit a crime

25. Knock, knock!

Who’s there?

Kermit.

Kermit who?

Kermit a crime, and you’ll get locked up by the police.


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Frog Puns🐸 & Jokes That Are TOADly Hilarious - You know that thing you TOAD me to do? I FROGOT

26. You know that thing you TOAD me to do? I FROGOT


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