🐸Frog Puns & Jokes That Are TOADly Hilarious
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Frog Puns Quotes
1. If cats looked like frogs we'd realize what nasty, cruel little bastards they are. Style. That's what people remember.
You have to kiss a lot of frogs before you find your prince.
3. Frog parking. All others will be toad.
4. What do you say to a frog who needs a ride?
5. What happens to a frog’s car when it breaks down?
It gets toad!
6. What kind of car do frogs like best?
7. What happened when the frog's car wouldn’t start?
He jump started it!
8. Why are frogs so happy?
Because they eat whatever bugs them.
9. Why are frogs so good at basketball?
Because they always make jump shots.
10. What did the frog say as he looked through the books at the library?
Reddit! Reddit! Reddit!
11. What’s a frog’s favorite game?
12. What do frogs drink?
13. What kind of music do frogs listen to?
14. What kind of music do sophisticated frogs listen to?
15. What do you call a frog with no back legs?
16. What goes dot-dot-croak, dot-dash-croak?
17. What did the frog dress up as on Halloween?
18. What does a frog order in Mcdonald’s?
French flies and a diet croak.
19. What do headmasters and bullfrogs have in common?
Both have big heads that consist mostly of mouth!
20. What do stylish frogs wear?
21. Where do toads put their hats and coats?
In the croakroom, of course.
22. Waiter, waiter, do you have frog legs?
No, I always walk this way.
23. Why did the frog make so many mistakes at school?
It kept jumping to the wrong conclusions
24. What did the lady frog say after 1 year of relationship?
We're in a Kermitted relationship.
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25. Knock, knock!
Kermit a crime, and you’ll get locked up by the police.
26. You know that thing you TOAD me to do? I FROGOT