1. I’m on a seafood diet, I see food and I eat it.
2. Be proud of your extra pounds.
Studies state that fat people are harder to kidnap
3. If I don’t have some cake soon, I might die.
4. Eating well is a form of self-respect.
5. Happiness is ...
Eating a good Shawarma.
6. Keep Calm
7. No Pain
8. Don't give me your opinion give me SHAWARMA.
9. I like Hashtags because they look like waffles.
10. All my life I only had this one fear that I will share with you now. I just don’t want to look back and think “I could’ve eaten that”.
11. Craving is only a feeling
12. If it tastes good, it’s trying to kill you
13. Calories CAN NOT make you happy
14. We go together like Waffles and Butter.
15. Donut judge me
16. I put Ketchup on my Ketchup.
17. I love macaroni and cheese. I could eat it every meal of the day. It used to be sushi, but these days I cannot stop eating mac and cheese. I haven't had it from a box in a long time, but I'll make it homemade style with four types of cheeses, lots of milk, maybe a little ketchup. I don't know, I'm crazy like that.
18. I'm kind of a homebody. I like to sit at home and watch movies and eat good food.