1. I’m on a seafood diet, I see food and I eat it.
2. Be proud of your extra pounds.
Studies state that fat people are harder to kidnap
3. If I don’t have some cake soon, I might die.
4. Eating well is a form of self-respect.
5. Happiness is ...
Eating a good Shawarma.
6. Keep Calm
7. No Pain
8. Don't give me your opinion give me SHAWARMA.
9. I like Hashtags because they look like waffles.
10. All my life I only had this one fear that I will share with you now. I just don’t want to look back and think “I could’ve eaten that”.
11. Craving is only a feeling
12. If it tastes good, it’s trying to kill you
13. Calories CAN NOT make you happy
14. We go together like Waffles and Butter.
15. Donut judge me