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40 Best Fish Puns 🐟 & Fish Jokes🐠 - Q: What did the fish say when his relationship started to flounder? A: Halibut

1. Q: What did the fish say when his relationship started to flounder?

A: Halibut we chat about it?


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40 Best Fish Puns 🐟 & Fish Jokes🐠 - Q: How does a school of fish keep up to date about sealife? A: They listen to th

2. Q: How does a school of fish keep up to date about sealife?

A: They listen to the current news.


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40 Best Fish Puns 🐟 & Fish Jokes🐠 - You’ve met your nemo-sis.

3. You’ve met your nemo-sis.


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40 Best Fish Puns 🐟 & Fish Jokes🐠 - Q: Why can’t fish have a relationship? A: They are scared of intima-sea.

4. Q: Why can’t fish have a relationship?

A: They are scared of intima-sea.


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40 Best Fish Puns 🐟 & Fish Jokes🐠 - Dear Cod, I laughed so hard!

5. Dear Cod, I laughed so hard!


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40 Best Fish Puns 🐟 & Fish Jokes🐠 - We, the jury, find this site gill-ty of too many fish puns!

6. We, the jury, find this site gill-ty of too many fish puns!


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40 Best Fish Puns 🐟 & Fish Jokes🐠 - All I sea are bass-icaly cod awful puns!

7. All I sea are bass-icaly cod awful puns!


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40 Best Fish Puns 🐟 & Fish Jokes🐠 - We whaley need to stop now!

8. We whaley need to stop now!


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40 Best Fish Puns 🐟 & Fish Jokes🐠 - Ahh guys, you’re krilling me now!

9. Ahh guys, you’re krilling me now!


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40 Best Fish Puns 🐟 & Fish Jokes🐠 - My dad was a fisherman, but he quit because his net income wasn’t enough.

10. My dad was a fisherman, but he quit because his net income wasn’t enough.


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40 Best Fish Puns 🐟 & Fish Jokes🐠 - What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh… What do you call a pig with three e

11. What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh…

What do you call a pig with three eyes? Piiig.

What do you call a bear with no ears? Anything you like, he can’t hear you….


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40 Best Fish Puns 🐟 & Fish Jokes🐠 - Q: Which fish go to heaven? A: Angelfish.

12. Q: Which fish go to heaven?

A: Angelfish.


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40 Best Fish Puns 🐟 & Fish Jokes🐠 - Q: Why did the little boy not eat his sushi? A: Because it looked too fishy.

13. Q: Why did the little boy not eat his sushi?

A: Because it looked too fishy.


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40 Best Fish Puns 🐟 & Fish Jokes🐠 - Q: What did the fish take to work? A: A b-reef-case.

14. Q: What did the fish take to work?

A: A b-reef-case.


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40 Best Fish Puns 🐟 & Fish Jokes🐠 - Oh for Gods hake, not another fish pun.

15. Oh for Gods hake, not another fish pun.


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40 Best Fish Puns 🐟 & Fish Jokes🐠 - Cod you pass me the salt?

16. Cod you pass me the salt?


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40 Best Fish Puns 🐟 & Fish Jokes🐠 - Can you do any Betta than this?

17. Can you do any Betta than this?


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40 Best Fish Puns 🐟 & Fish Jokes🐠 - Q: How do you keep a fish from smelling? A: Chop of its nose.

18. Q: How do you keep a fish from smelling?

A: Chop of its nose.


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40 Best Fish Puns 🐟 & Fish Jokes🐠 - Are you trying to gill-t me into thinking of a better pun?

19. Are you trying to gill-t me into thinking of a better pun?


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40 Best Fish Puns 🐟 & Fish Jokes🐠 - You don’t have to be a brain sturgeon to come up with a fish pun.

20. You don’t have to be a brain sturgeon to come up with a fish pun.


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40 Best Fish Puns 🐟 & Fish Jokes🐠 - Q: Why should you never fight an octopus? A: Because he’s too well armed.

21. Q: Why should you never fight an octopus?

A: Because he’s too well armed.


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40 Best Fish Puns 🐟 & Fish Jokes🐠 - Q: Did you hear about the illiterate fisherman? A: He was lost at C.

22. Q: Did you hear about the illiterate fisherman?

A: He was lost at C.


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40 Best Fish Puns 🐟 & Fish Jokes🐠 - Q: How do you tuna fish? A: Adjust their scales.

23. Q: How do you tuna fish?

A: Adjust their scales.


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40 Best Fish Puns 🐟 & Fish Jokes🐠 - Q: What’s the difference between a lawyer and a fish? A: One is a scum-sucking

24. Q: What’s the difference between a lawyer and a fish?

A: One is a scum-sucking scavenger; the other is just a fish.


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40 Best Fish Puns 🐟 & Fish Jokes🐠 - Q: What did the fish say to his girlfriend when they split up? A: I’m outta th

25. Q: What did the fish say to his girlfriend when they split up?

A: I’m outta this plaice!


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40 Best Fish Puns 🐟 & Fish Jokes🐠 - Q: Why is a fisherman so stingy? A: Because his work made him sell-fish.

26. Q: Why is a fisherman so stingy?

A: Because his work made him sell-fish.


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40 Best Fish Puns 🐟 & Fish Jokes🐠 - Q: Why did the fish get bad grades? A: Because it was below sea level.

27. Q: Why did the fish get bad grades?

A: Because it was below sea level.


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40 Best Fish Puns 🐟 & Fish Jokes🐠 - Create your own fish pun, don’t leave it to salmon else.

28. Create your own fish pun, don’t leave it to salmon else.


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40 Best Fish Puns 🐟 & Fish Jokes🐠 - Q: How do you make an octopus laugh? A: Give it ten-tickles.

29. Q: How do you make an octopus laugh?

A: Give it ten-tickles.


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40 Best Fish Puns 🐟 & Fish Jokes🐠 - Q: Why will fish never take responsibility? A: Because it’s always salmon else

30. Q: Why will fish never take responsibility?

A: Because it’s always salmon else’s fault.


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40 Best Fish Puns 🐟 & Fish Jokes🐠 - DJ’s aren’t allowed to work at fish markets because they’re always dropping t

31. DJ’s aren’t allowed to work at fish markets because they’re always dropping the bass.


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40 Best Fish Puns 🐟 & Fish Jokes🐠 - You better not, or you’ll feel my wrasse!

32. You better not, or you’ll feel my wrasse!


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40 Best Fish Puns 🐟 & Fish Jokes🐠 - What’s this fish pun website you’ve been herring all about?

33. What’s this fish pun website you’ve been herring all about?


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40 Best Fish Puns 🐟 & Fish Jokes🐠 - We should dolphinitely scale back on the fish puns.

34. We should dolphinitely scale back on the fish puns.


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40 Best Fish Puns 🐟 & Fish Jokes🐠 - Q: What did the romantic fisherman want? A: A gill-friend.

35. Q: What did the romantic fisherman want?

A: A gill-friend.


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40 Best Fish Puns 🐟 & Fish Jokes🐠 - Q: If a fish got the main role in a movie, what would it be called? A: Starfish.

36. Q: If a fish got the main role in a movie, what would it be called?

A: Starfish.


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40 Best Fish Puns 🐟 & Fish Jokes🐠 - We all just need to clam down now; I’m a bit shell shocked.

37. We all just need to clam down now; I’m a bit shell shocked.


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40 Best Fish Puns 🐟 & Fish Jokes🐠 - Where do the following animals go when they get sick? Horse - The horsepital.

38. Where do the following animals go when they get sick?

Horse - The horsepital.

A fish? The weterinarian
A duck? The ducktor
A bird? The flychologist.
A wolf? The dentist.
A dog? On your carpet usually.


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40 Best Fish Puns 🐟 & Fish Jokes🐠 - Any fin is possible, just trout yourself!

39. Any fin is possible, just trout yourself!


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40 Best Fish Puns 🐟 & Fish Jokes🐠 - Q: What type of music is best to listen to while fishing? A: Something catchy!

40. Q: What type of music is best to listen to while fishing?

A: Something catchy!


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