Fire Puns That Are Just Lit 🔥

Here is a list of Top Fire Puns🔥🔥 that are actually funny. Use these cute and funny Fire puns in your conversations. These Fire puns are with images so you can share it on social media. Let us show you our curated list of Fire puns.

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Fire Puns Quotes

1. I Googled “How to start a Wildfire”. I got 48,500 matches.

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2. Why did the koala get fired from his job?

Because he would only do the bear minimum.

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3. Q: Why did the bat fire a chauffeur?

A: He drove everyone batty.

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4. Why was the coffee-shop worker fired? He kept showing up in a Tea-shirt.

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5. Why won’t Will join the army?


They always say “fire at will”

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6. Someone threw my 70s records on the fire. It was a disco inferno.

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7. What do you call a woman who puts her credit card statements straight in the fire?

Bernadette.

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8. There was a heated argument all night, everyone putting forward their points about the dangers of house fires.

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9. What a close shave it was when the fire broke out in the barbershop. No one was injured, but it was a close coal.

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10. Following the blunder in their fire response last week, they got fired from the service.

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