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Here is a list of Top Eye Puns that are actually funny. Use these cute and funny Eye puns and Eye Jokes in your conversations. These Eye puns are with images so you can share it on social media. Let us show you our curated list of Eye puns.

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Eye Puns Quotes

1. What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh…

What do you call a pig with three eyes? Piiig.

What do you call a bear with no ears? Anything you like, he can’t hear you….


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2. How does a lady bat flirt?

She bats her eye.


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3. I carrot cake my eyes off you.


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4. This eye pun could not be any Cornea.


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5. Can I see the result of my eye test?


Probably not


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6. I have the eye of a tiger and the heart of a lion

And a lifetime ban from the zoo


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7. I accidentally squirted ketchup in my eye

I now have Heinzsight


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8. How do you keep your eyes from drying out?

You Moist-ur-ize


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9. I've heard so much about the "Eye Of The Tiger", but how come no one talks about…

…the other four letters?


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10. Wife takes a Pregnancy Test, then looks her husband in the eyes and says:

Your Kid in Me


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11. How do you call a rabbit without an eye?

Rabbt.


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