1. I wake up every morning in a bed that’s too small, drive my daughter to a school that’s too expensive, and then I go to work to a job for which I get paid too little.
But on pretzel day?
Well, I like pretzel day.
2. Luxury is the ease of a t-shirt in a very expensive dress.
3. I love luxury. And luxury lies not in richness and ornateness but in the absence of vulgarity. Vulgarity is the ugliest word in our language. I stay in the game to fight it.
4. My wife told me the other day that I don't take her to expensive places any more, so I took her to the gas station.