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Funny Elephant Jokes - What do you get when you cross a Mustang and an elephant? A convertible with a big trunk.

1. What do you get when you cross a Mustang and an elephant?

A convertible with a big trunk.


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Funny Elephant Jokes - Eleven benevolent elephants (x3)

2. Eleven benevolent elephants (x3)


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Funny Elephant Jokes - Why did the elephant paint his nails red? So that he could hide in the cherry tree! Have you eve

3. Why did the elephant paint his nails red?

So that he could hide in the cherry tree!

Have you ever seen an elephant hiding in a cherry tree?

No? That's because he hides himself so well!


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Funny Elephant Jokes - Once there was an elephant walking on the edge of a valley,full of water.The elephant fell into the wa

4. Once there was an elephant walking on the edge of a valley,full of water.The elephant fell into the water.So,what is the first thing he will do?

Answer- Get wet!!


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Funny Elephant Jokes - Two elephants one elephant was a male and another female. The female entered the bus and the male did

5. Two elephants one elephant was a male and another female. The female entered the bus and the male did not enter it why?

Because it was a ladies bus


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Funny Elephant Jokes - An elephant married a mosquito. At night mosquito ran away. Why? Because elephant had turned on the

6. An elephant married a mosquito. At night mosquito ran away. Why?

Because elephant had turned on the good night mat.


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Funny Elephant Jokes - What is the difference between Indian and African elephants? Answer: About 3000 miles.

7. What is the difference between Indian and African elephants?

Answer: About 3000 miles.


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Funny Elephant Jokes - Q:how do you know that there is an elephant in the fridge? A:By the footprints on the butter

8. Q:how do you know that there is an elephant in the fridge?

A:By the footprints on the butter


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Funny Elephant Jokes - Q: What is the difference between en elephant and a plum? A: An elephant is grey. Q: What does Jan

9. Q: What is the difference between en elephant and a plum?
A: An elephant is grey.

Q: What does Jane say when she sees a herd of elephants in the distance?
A: "Look! A herd of plums in the distance" (Jane is colour blind)


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Funny Elephant Jokes - Q: How do you get an elephant into the fridge? 1. Open door. 2. Insert elephant. 3. Close door.

10. Q: How do you get an elephant into the fridge?
1. Open door.
2. Insert elephant.
3. Close door.

Q: How do you get a giraffe into the fridge?
1. Open door.
2. Remove elephant.
3. Insert giraffe.
4. Close door.

Q. The lion invited all animals to his birthday party. All came except one. Which one?
A. The giraffe, because he was still in the fridge.


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Funny Elephant Jokes - Q: Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead. Q: Why did the second elepha

11. Q: Why did the elephant fall out of the tree?
A: Because it was dead.

Q: Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree?
A: It was glued to the first one.

Q: Why did the third elephant fall out of the tree?
A: It thought it was a game.


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Funny Elephant Jokes - Q: How many legs does an elephant have? A: Four, two in the front, two in the back.

12. Q: How many legs does an elephant have?

A: Four, two in the front, two in the back.


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Funny Elephant Jokes - Q: Why did the elephant cross the road? A: Chicken's day off.

13. Q: Why did the elephant cross the road?

A: Chicken's day off.


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Funny Elephant Jokes - Q: How do you get an elephant into a VW? A: Open the car door, put the elephant inside, close the doo

14. Q: How do you get an elephant into a VW?
A: Open the car door, put the elephant inside, close the door.

Q: How do you put an elephant into a fridge?
A: Open the VW door, take the elephant out, close the VW door, open the fridge, put the elephant inside, close the fridge.

Q: How do you get 4 elephants into a Volkswagen?
A: 2 in the front and 2 in the back

Q: How do you know if there are 4 elephants in your fridge?

A: There's a VW parked outside your house.


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Funny Elephant Jokes - Q: How do you get 8 elephants in a fridge? A: Put four in a VW, four in another VW, put the two VW'

15. Q: How do you get 8 elephants in a fridge?

A: Put four in a VW, four in another VW, put the two VW's in the fridge, A fridge large enough to hold two elephants can surely hold two VW's!


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Funny Elephant Jokes - Q: How many giraffes can you fit in a VW? A: None, the elephants are in there!

16. Q: How many giraffes can you fit in a VW?

A: None, the elephants are in there!


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Funny Elephant Jokes - Q: Why do elephants wear sandals? A: So that they don't sink in the sand.

17. Q: Why do elephants wear sandals?

A: So that they don't sink in the sand.


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Funny Elephant Jokes - Q: How do you get an elephant on top of an oak tree? A: Stand him on an acorn and wait fifty years.

18. Q: How do you get an elephant on top of an oak tree?
A: Stand him on an acorn and wait fifty years.

Q: What if you don't want to wait fifty years?
A: Parachute him from an airplane.

Q: Why isn't it safe to climb oak trees between 2 and 4 in the afternoon?
A: Because that is when the elephants practice their parachute jumping.


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Funny Elephant Jokes - Q: How do you know if there's an elephant in bed? A: He has a big 'E' on his pajamas jacket pocket.

19. Q: How do you know if there's an elephant in bed?

A: He has a big 'E' on his pajamas jacket pocket.


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Funny Elephant Jokes - Q: What has two tails, two trunks and five feet? A: An elephant with spare parts

20. Q: What has two tails, two trunks and five feet?

A: An elephant with spare parts


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Funny Elephant Jokes - Q: What happens when an elephant sits in front of you at the movies? A: You miss most of the pictur

21. Q: What happens when an elephant sits in front of you at the movies?

A: You miss most of the picture!


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Funny Elephant Jokes - Q: What is beautiful, gray and wears glass slippers? A: Cinderelephant.

22. Q: What is beautiful, gray and wears glass slippers?

A: Cinderelephant.


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Funny Elephant Jokes - Q. There were two elephants under one umbrella, why didn’t they get wet? A. It wasn’t raining.

23. Q. There were two elephants under one umbrella, why didn’t they get wet?

A. It wasn’t raining.


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Funny Elephant Jokes - Q: What do you call elephants who ride on trains? A: Passengers.

24. Q: What do you call elephants who ride on trains?

A: Passengers.


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Funny Elephant Jokes - Q. Why can’t an elephant ride a bicycle? A. Because he doesn’t have thumbs to ring the bell.

25. Q. Why can’t an elephant ride a bicycle?

A. Because he doesn’t have thumbs to ring the bell.


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Funny Elephant Jokes - Q. What’s the same size and shape as an elephant but weighs nothing? A. An elephant’s shadow.

26. Q. What’s the same size and shape as an elephant but weighs nothing?

A. An elephant’s shadow.


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Funny Elephant Jokes - Q. What’s green, wrinkly and has a long nose? A. An elephant. I lied about the green part.

27. Q. What’s green, wrinkly and has a long nose?

A. An elephant. I lied about the green part.


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Funny Elephant Jokes - Q: How do you get an elephant out of the water? A: Wet. Q: How do you get two elephants out of the

28. Q: How do you get an elephant out of the water?
A: Wet.

Q: How do you get two elephants out of the water?
A: One by one.


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Funny Elephant Jokes - Q: Why are elephants wrinkled? A: Have you ever tried to iron one?

29. Q: Why are elephants wrinkled?

A: Have you ever tried to iron one?


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Funny Elephant Jokes - Q: What do you call a elephant that never washes? A: A smellyphant!

30. Q: What do you call a elephant that never washes?

A: A smellyphant!


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Funny Elephant Jokes - Q: What’s the difference between an elephant and a piece of paper? A: You can’t make a paper ai

31. Q: What’s the difference between an elephant and a piece of paper?

A: You can’t make a paper airplane out of an elephant.


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