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Egg-cellent Egg 🥚 Puns and Yolks🍳 - Nice Eggspression.

1. Nice Eggspression.


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Egg-cellent Egg 🥚 Puns and Yolks🍳 - I'm so egghausted from people bacon my heart all the time.

2. I'm so egghausted from people bacon my heart all the time.


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Egg-cellent Egg 🥚 Puns and Yolks🍳 - I'm so EGGcited.

3. I'm so EGGcited.


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Egg-cellent Egg 🥚 Puns and Yolks🍳 - We make an EGGcellent pair.

4. We make an EGGcellent pair.


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Egg-cellent Egg 🥚 Puns and Yolks🍳 - What kind of car does an egg drive? A Yolkswagen!

5. What kind of car does an egg drive?

A Yolkswagen!


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Egg-cellent Egg 🥚 Puns and Yolks🍳 - Why do chickens lay eggs? Because if they dropped them, they’d break.

6. Why do chickens lay eggs?

Because if they dropped them, they’d break.


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Egg-cellent Egg 🥚 Puns and Yolks🍳 - What does a chicken need to lay an egg every day? Hen-durance.

7. What does a chicken need to lay an egg every day?

Hen-durance.


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Egg-cellent Egg 🥚 Puns and Yolks🍳 - What do chickens call school tests? Eggs-aminations.

8. What do chickens call school tests?

Eggs-aminations.


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Egg-cellent Egg 🥚 Puns and Yolks🍳 - What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken? An egg-splosion.

9. What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?

An egg-splosion.


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Egg-cellent Egg 🥚 Puns and Yolks🍳 - Which day of the week do chickens hate most? Fry-day

10. Which day of the week do chickens hate most?

Fry-day


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Egg-cellent Egg 🥚 Puns and Yolks🍳 - What do chickens study in school? Eggonomics.

11. What do chickens study in school?

Eggonomics.


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Egg-cellent Egg 🥚 Puns and Yolks🍳 - SCRAMBLING for an Egg joke, but I can't seem to WHIP one up.

12. SCRAMBLING for an Egg joke, but I can't seem to WHIP one up.


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Egg-cellent Egg 🥚 Puns and Yolks🍳 - Why did the egg regret being in an omelet? It wasn’t all it was cracked up to

13. Why did the egg regret being in an omelet?

It wasn’t all it was cracked up to be!


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Egg-cellent Egg 🥚 Puns and Yolks🍳 - What did the egg say after it was ghosted? Why the hell are you egg-noring me?

14. What did the egg say after it was ghosted?

Why the hell are you egg-noring me?


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Egg-cellent Egg 🥚 Puns and Yolks🍳 - What did Snow White name her hen? Egg White!

15. What did Snow White name her hen?

Egg White!


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Egg-cellent Egg 🥚 Puns and Yolks🍳 - Why were the eggs running so fast? They were afraid of being beaten!

16. Why were the eggs running so fast?

They were afraid of being beaten!


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Egg-cellent Egg 🥚 Puns and Yolks🍳 - How did the omelet find out she was ill? She had a medical eggs-am!

17. How did the omelet find out she was ill?

She had a medical eggs-am!


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Egg-cellent Egg 🥚 Puns and Yolks🍳 - What did the egg say after someone bumped into her? Egg-scuse me!

18. What did the egg say after someone bumped into her?

Egg-scuse me!


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Egg-cellent Egg 🥚 Puns and Yolks🍳 - Why did the Easter egg hide? He was a little chicken!

19. Why did the Easter egg hide?

He was a little chicken!


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Egg-cellent Egg 🥚 Puns and Yolks🍳 - How do monsters like their eggs? Terri-fried.

20. How do monsters like their eggs?

Terri-fried.


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Egg-cellent Egg 🥚 Puns and Yolks🍳 - What’s the worst crime as far as an egg is concerned? Poaching!

21. What’s the worst crime as far as an egg is concerned?

Poaching!


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Egg-cellent Egg 🥚 Puns and Yolks🍳 - Why should you be careful about what you say around egg whites? Everyone knows t

22. Why should you be careful about what you say around egg whites?

Everyone knows they can’t take a yolk.


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Egg-cellent Egg 🥚 Puns and Yolks🍳 - What did the officer say to the egg after he pulled it over for speeding? Omelet

23. What did the officer say to the egg after he pulled it over for speeding?

Omelettin’ it slide this time.


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Egg-cellent Egg 🥚 Puns and Yolks🍳 - What did the egg say to the clown? You crack me up.

24. What did the egg say to the clown?

You crack me up.


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Egg-cellent Egg 🥚 Puns and Yolks🍳 - Egg-sactly Egg-citing Egg-static Egg-stravagent Egg-splosive Eggs-ercise Egg-

25. Egg-sactly
Egg-citing
Egg-static
Egg-stravagent
Egg-splosive
Eggs-ercise
Egg-ceptional
Egg-streme
Eggs-aggerate


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Egg-cellent Egg 🥚 Puns and Yolks🍳 - Don’t yolk to me.

26. Don’t yolk to me.


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Egg-cellent Egg 🥚 Puns and Yolks🍳 - Are you egg-noring me? Don’t you like my egg-cellent jokes?

27. Are you egg-noring me? Don’t you like my egg-cellent jokes?


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Egg-cellent Egg 🥚 Puns and Yolks🍳 - Have an eggcellent birthday.

28. Have an eggcellent birthday.


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