Egg Puns Quotes
1. Nice Eggspression.
2. I'm so egghausted from people bacon my heart all the time.
3. I'm so EGGcited.
4. We make an EGGcellent pair.
5. What kind of car does an egg drive?
6. Why do chickens lay eggs?
Because if they dropped them, they’d break.
7. What does a chicken need to lay an egg every day?
8. What do chickens call school tests?
9. What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?
10. Which day of the week do chickens hate most?
11. What do chickens study in school?
12. SCRAMBLING for an Egg joke, but I can't seem to WHIP one up.
13. Why did the egg regret being in an omelet?
It wasn’t all it was cracked up to be!
14. What did the egg say after it was ghosted?
Why the hell are you egg-noring me?
15. What did Snow White name her hen?
16. Why were the eggs running so fast?
They were afraid of being beaten!
17. How did the omelet find out she was ill?
She had a medical eggs-am!
18. What did the egg say after someone bumped into her?
19. Why did the Easter egg hide?
He was a little chicken!
20. How do monsters like their eggs?
21. What’s the worst crime as far as an egg is concerned?
22. Why should you be careful about what you say around egg whites?
Everyone knows they can’t take a yolk.
23. What did the officer say to the egg after he pulled it over for speeding?
Omelettin’ it slide this time.
24. What did the egg say to the clown?
You crack me up.
26. Don’t yolk to me.
27. Are you egg-noring me? Don’t you like my egg-cellent jokes?
28. Have an eggcellent birthday.