15 Dumbness Quotes with Images ๐ธ๐ผ๏ธ
Dumbness Quotes
1. You cannot awaken a person who is pretending to be asleep.
Tags: Realization | Pretending | Dumbness | Hopeless | Two Faced People |
2. You guys Iโm like really smart now. You donโt even know. You could ask me, Kelly whatโs the biggest company in the world?
And Iโd be like, โblah blah blah, blah blah blah blah blah blah.โ Giving you the exact right answer.
Tags: TV Show Quotes | Dumbness | Trying To Be Smart | Talking Too Much |
3. Tell him to call me ASAP as possible.
Tags: TV Show Quotes | Dumbness | The Office | ASAP | Hurry | Call Me |
4. Let's have an auction
Tags: TV Show Quotes | Dumbness | Racist | The Office | Auction | Insensitive |
5. Two weeks ago, I was in the worst relationship of my life. She treated me poorly, we didn't connect, I was miserable.
Now, I am in the best relationship of my life, with the same woman. Love is a mystery.
Tags: TV Show Quotes | Things Getting Worse | Dumbness | Relationship | The Office | Oh God Why | Miserable | Shocked | Treating Badly | Mystery | Unaware |
6. When I was five, I imagined that there was such a thing as a unicorn.
And this was before I had even heard of one, or seen one.
I just drew a picture, of a horse, that could fly over rainbows, and a had a huge spike in its head. I was five! Five-years-old. Couldn't even talk yet.
Tags: TV Show Quotes | Imagination | Mental Picture | Dumbness | The Office | Unicorn | Unaware | Rainbow |
7. I had a great summer. I got west nile virus, lost a ton of weight. Then I went back to the lake. And I stepped on a piece of glass in the parking lot, which hurt. That got infected. Even though I peed on it...
Tags: TV Show Quotes | Sarcastic | Things Getting Worse | Dumbness | The Office | Summer | Unaware |
8. There are some remarkably dumb people in this world. Thanks for helping me understand that.
Tags: Savage Comebacks | Dumbness |
9. Q:Why did the chicken cross the road?
Response:I don't know, why?
A:To get to the house of a dumbass.
Knock Knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
Tags: Knock Knock | Chicken | Dumbness | Incorrect | House |
10. A: I wasn't hurt that badly. The doctor said all my bleeding was internal. That's where the blood's supposed to be.
Tags: Incorrect | Oops | Blood | Dumbness | Sarcastic |
11. Governments don't want well informed, well educated people capable of critical thinking. That is against their interests. They want obedient workers, people who are just smart enough to run the machines and do the paperwork. And just dumb enough to passively accept it.
Tags: Government | Education | Thinking | Interest | Rules | Planning | Strategy | Political | Quotes that make you think | Work Life | Demotivational Work | Smart | Dumbness | Stupid People | Citizen | Accept | Paper |
12. Taking Advantage Tactic #9
Feigning Ignorance or Confusion. Playing dumb, or acting like they donโt know what youโre talking about, which can throw you off balance and make you doubt yourself.
Tags: Taking Advantage | Ignorance | Confused | Dumbness | Mind Games | Stupid | Surprised | Unexpected | Vague |
13. I saw a book titled "Anxiety and Depression for Dummies" yesterday in the store... Not sure if it is appropriate to label someone looking for mental help a "dummy".
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Tags: Funny Depression | Anxious | Depression | Dumbness | Self Help |
14. My dad died when we couldnโt remember his blood type. As he died, he kept insisting for us to โbe positive,โ but itโs hard without him.
Tags: Dark Jokes | Funny | Blood | Dumbness |
15. If I wanted to kill myself I would climb up to the top of your ego and jump to your IQ
Tags: Funny | Sassy | Savage Comebacks | Kill | Suicide | Ego | Dumbness |