11 Dumbness Quotes with Images 📸🖼️

Dumbness Quotes

1. You cannot awaken a person who is pretending to be asleep.

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Tags: Realization   |    Pretending   |    Dumbness   |    Fake   |    Hopeless   |   

2. A: I wasn't hurt that badly. The doctor said all my bleeding was internal. That's where the blood's supposed to be.

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Tags: Incorrect   |    Oops   |    Blood   |    Dumbness   |    Sarcastic   |   

3. Tell him to call me ASAP as possible.

- Michael Scott

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Tags: TV Show Quotes   |    Dumbness   |    The Office   |    ASAP   |    Hurry   |    Call Me   |   

4. There are some remarkably dumb people in this world. Thanks for helping me understand that.

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Tags: Savage Comebacks   |    Dumbness   |   

5. Two weeks ago, I was in the worst relationship of my life. She treated me poorly, we didn't connect, I was miserable.

Now, I am in the best relationship of my life, with the same woman. Love is a mystery.

- Michael Scott

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Tags: TV Show Quotes   |    Things Getting Worse   |    Dumbness   |    Relationship   |    The Office   |    Oh God Why   |    Miserable   |    Shocked   |    Treating Badly   |    Mystery   |    Unaware   |   

6. Governments don't want well informed, well educated people capable of critical thinking. That is against their interests. They want obedient workers, people who are just smart enough to run the machines and do the paperwork. And just dumb enough to passively accept it.

- George Carlin

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Tags: Government   |    Education   |    Thinking   |    Interest   |    Rules   |    Planning   |    Strategy   |    Political   |    Quotes that make you think   |    Work Life   |    Demotivational Work   |    Smart   |    Dumbness   |    Stupid People   |    Citizen   |    Accept   |   

7. You guys I’m like really smart now. You don’t even know. You could ask me, Kelly what’s the biggest company in the world?

And I’d be like, ‘blah blah blah, blah blah blah blah blah blah.’ Giving you the exact right answer.

- Kelly Kapoor

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Tags: TV Show Quotes   |    Dumbness   |    Trying To Be Smart   |    Talking Alot   |   

8. Let's have an auction

- Michael Scott

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Tags: TV Show Quotes   |    Dumbness   |    Racist   |    The Office   |    Auction   |    Insensitive   |   

9. I had a great summer. I got west nile virus, lost a ton of weight. Then I went back to the lake. And I stepped on a piece of glass in the parking lot, which hurt. That got infected. Even though I peed on it...

- Michael Scott

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Tags: TV Show Quotes   |    Sarcastic   |    Things Getting Worse   |    Dumbness   |    The Office   |    Summer   |    Unaware   |   

10. Q:Why did the chicken cross the road?
Response:I don't know, why?
A:To get to the house of a dumbass.

Knock Knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.

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Tags: Knock Knock   |    Chicken   |    Dumbness   |    Incorrect   |    House   |   

11. When I was five, I imagined that there was such a thing as a unicorn.

And this was before I had even heard of one, or seen one.

I just drew a picture, of a horse, that could fly over rainbows, and a had a huge spike in its head. I was five! Five-years-old. Couldn't even talk yet.

- Michael Scott

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Tags: TV Show Quotes   |    Imagination   |    Mental Picture   |    Dumbness   |    The Office   |    Unicorn   |    Unaware   |