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15 Dumbness Quotes with Images ๐Ÿ“ธ๐Ÿ–ผ๏ธ - You cannot awaken a person who is pretending to be asleep.

1. You cannot awaken a person who is pretending to be asleep.


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15 Dumbness Quotes with Images ๐Ÿ“ธ๐Ÿ–ผ๏ธ - You guys I’m like really smart now. You don’t even know. You could ask me, K

2. You guys Iโ€™m like really smart now. You donโ€™t even know. You could ask me, Kelly whatโ€™s the biggest company in the world?

And Iโ€™d be like, โ€˜blah blah blah, blah blah blah blah blah blah.โ€™ Giving you the exact right answer.

- Kelly Kapoor


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15 Dumbness Quotes with Images ๐Ÿ“ธ๐Ÿ–ผ๏ธ - Tell him to call me ASAP as possible.

3. Tell him to call me ASAP as possible.

- Michael Scott


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15 Dumbness Quotes with Images ๐Ÿ“ธ๐Ÿ–ผ๏ธ - Let's have an auction

4. Let's have an auction

- Michael Scott


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15 Dumbness Quotes with Images ๐Ÿ“ธ๐Ÿ–ผ๏ธ - Two weeks ago, I was in the worst relationship of my life. She treated me poorly

5. Two weeks ago, I was in the worst relationship of my life. She treated me poorly, we didn't connect, I was miserable.

Now, I am in the best relationship of my life, with the same woman. Love is a mystery.

- Michael Scott


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15 Dumbness Quotes with Images ๐Ÿ“ธ๐Ÿ–ผ๏ธ - When I was five, I imagined that there was such a thing as a unicorn. And thi

6. When I was five, I imagined that there was such a thing as a unicorn.

And this was before I had even heard of one, or seen one.

I just drew a picture, of a horse, that could fly over rainbows, and a had a huge spike in its head. I was five! Five-years-old. Couldn't even talk yet.

- Michael Scott


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15 Dumbness Quotes with Images ๐Ÿ“ธ๐Ÿ–ผ๏ธ - I had a great summer. I got west nile virus, lost a ton of weight. Then I went b

7. I had a great summer. I got west nile virus, lost a ton of weight. Then I went back to the lake. And I stepped on a piece of glass in the parking lot, which hurt. That got infected. Even though I peed on it...

- Michael Scott


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15 Dumbness Quotes with Images ๐Ÿ“ธ๐Ÿ–ผ๏ธ - There are some remarkably dumb people in this world. Thanks for helping me under

8. There are some remarkably dumb people in this world. Thanks for helping me understand that.


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15 Dumbness Quotes with Images ๐Ÿ“ธ๐Ÿ–ผ๏ธ - Q:Why did the chicken cross the road? Response:I don't know, why? A:To get to

9. Q:Why did the chicken cross the road?
Response:I don't know, why?
A:To get to the house of a dumbass.

Knock Knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.


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15 Dumbness Quotes with Images ๐Ÿ“ธ๐Ÿ–ผ๏ธ - A: I wasn't hurt that badly. The doctor said all my bleeding was internal. That'

10. A: I wasn't hurt that badly. The doctor said all my bleeding was internal. That's where the blood's supposed to be.


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15 Dumbness Quotes with Images ๐Ÿ“ธ๐Ÿ–ผ๏ธ - Governments don't want well informed, well educated people capable of critical t

11. Governments don't want well informed, well educated people capable of critical thinking. That is against their interests. They want obedient workers, people who are just smart enough to run the machines and do the paperwork. And just dumb enough to passively accept it.

- George Carlin


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15 Dumbness Quotes with Images ๐Ÿ“ธ๐Ÿ–ผ๏ธ - Taking Advantage Tactic #9 Feigning Ignorance or Confusion. Playing dumb, or

12. Taking Advantage Tactic #9

Feigning Ignorance or Confusion. Playing dumb, or acting like they donโ€™t know what youโ€™re talking about, which can throw you off balance and make you doubt yourself.


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15 Dumbness Quotes with Images ๐Ÿ“ธ๐Ÿ–ผ๏ธ - I saw a book titled "Anxiety and Depression for Dummies" yesterday in the store.

13. I saw a book titled "Anxiety and Depression for Dummies" yesterday in the store... Not sure if it is appropriate to label someone looking for mental help a "dummy".


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15 Dumbness Quotes with Images ๐Ÿ“ธ๐Ÿ–ผ๏ธ - My dad died when we couldn’t remember his blood type. As he died, he kept insi

14. My dad died when we couldnโ€™t remember his blood type. As he died, he kept insisting for us to โ€œbe positive,โ€ but itโ€™s hard without him.


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15 Dumbness Quotes with Images ๐Ÿ“ธ๐Ÿ–ผ๏ธ - If I wanted to kill myself I would climb up to the top of your ego and jump to y

15. If I wanted to kill myself I would climb up to the top of your ego and jump to your IQ


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