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1. Your inappropriateness knows no boundaries.

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19 Dumbness Quotes with Images 📸🖼️ - You cannot awaken a person who is pretending to be asleep.

2. You cannot awaken a person who is pretending to be asleep.

19 Dumbness Quotes with Images 📸🖼️ - You guys I’m like really smart now. You don’t even know. You could ask me, K

3. You guys I’m like really smart now. You don’t even know. You could ask me, Kelly what’s the biggest company in the world?

And I’d be like, ‘blah blah blah, blah blah blah blah blah blah.’ Giving you the exact right answer.

- Kelly Kapoor

Tags: TV Show Quotes | Dumbness | Trying To Be Smart | Talking Too Much |

19 Dumbness Quotes with Images 📸🖼️ - Tell him to call me ASAP as possible.

4. Tell him to call me ASAP as possible.

- Michael Scott

19 Dumbness Quotes with Images 📸🖼️ - Let's have an auction

5. Let's have an auction

- Michael Scott

19 Dumbness Quotes with Images 📸🖼️ - Two weeks ago, I was in the worst relationship of my life. She treated me poorly

6. Two weeks ago, I was in the worst relationship of my life. She treated me poorly, we didn't connect, I was miserable.

Now, I am in the best relationship of my life, with the same woman. Love is a mystery.

- Michael Scott

19 Dumbness Quotes with Images 📸🖼️ - When I was five, I imagined that there was such a thing as a unicorn. And thi

7. When I was five, I imagined that there was such a thing as a unicorn.

And this was before I had even heard of one, or seen one.

I just drew a picture, of a horse, that could fly over rainbows, and a had a huge spike in its head. I was five! Five-years-old. Couldn't even talk yet.

- Michael Scott

19 Dumbness Quotes with Images 📸🖼️ - I had a great summer. I got west nile virus, lost a ton of weight. Then I went b

8. I had a great summer. I got west nile virus, lost a ton of weight. Then I went back to the lake. And I stepped on a piece of glass in the parking lot, which hurt. That got infected. Even though I peed on it...

- Michael Scott

19 Dumbness Quotes with Images 📸🖼️ - There are some remarkably dumb people in this world. Thanks for helping me under

9. There are some remarkably dumb people in this world. Thanks for helping me understand that.

Tags: Savage Comebacks | Dumbness |

19 Dumbness Quotes with Images 📸🖼️ - Q:Why did the chicken cross the road? Response:I don't know, why? A:To get to

10. Q:Why did the chicken cross the road?
Response:I don't know, why?
A:To get to the house of a dumbass.

Knock Knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.

19 Dumbness Quotes with Images 📸🖼️ - A: I wasn't hurt that badly. The doctor said all my bleeding was internal. That'

11. A: I wasn't hurt that badly. The doctor said all my bleeding was internal. That's where the blood's supposed to be.

19 Dumbness Quotes with Images 📸🖼️ - Governments don't want well informed, well educated people capable of critical t

12. Governments don't want well informed, well educated people capable of critical thinking. That is against their interests. They want obedient workers, people who are just smart enough to run the machines and do the paperwork. And just dumb enough to passively accept it.

- George Carlin

19 Dumbness Quotes with Images 📸🖼️ - Taking Advantage Tactic #9 Feigning Ignorance or Confusion. Playing dumb, or

13. Taking Advantage Tactic #9

Feigning Ignorance or Confusion. Playing dumb, or acting like they don’t know what you’re talking about, which can throw you off balance and make you doubt yourself.

19 Dumbness Quotes with Images 📸🖼️ - I saw a book titled "Anxiety and Depression for Dummies" yesterday in the store.

14. I saw a book titled "Anxiety and Depression for Dummies" yesterday in the store... Not sure if it is appropriate to label someone looking for mental help a "dummy".