Only the best of Car Puns on the Internet. Each Pun comes with a picture. Drive around throwing these hilarious driving puns.
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Driving Puns Quotes
1. What did the traffic light say to the car?
“Hey! Don’t look! I’m about to change!”
2. My daughter said I could never make a car out of spaghetti.
You should have seen the look on her face when I drove pasta.
3. What snakes are found on cars?
4. I have a fear of speed bumps
But i am slowly getting over it
5. Knock, knock
Phillip my tank please, I’ve got a long way to go!
6. Car puns are exhausting.
7. My relationship with my chauffeur just isn’t going anywhere.
It feels like he’s always trying to drive me away
8. What kind of car do frogs like best?
9. Why can’t motorcycles hold themselves up?
Because they are two-tired
10. What happens to a frog’s car when it breaks down?
It gets toad!
11. #dinosaur pun
What did the dinosaur say after he’d been in a car crash?
12. What happened when the robot motorway had to be closed?
Everyone had to take the R2- Detour!
13. What sound does a witches car make?
14. What do you get when you put a car and a pet together?
15. What type of car do sheep like to drive?
16. Paying for roads takes its toll
17. What do you call a Mexican who lost his car?
18. What has 10 letters and starts with G-A-S?
19. If Apple made a car, would it have windows?
20. Knock, knock
Car go “Beep beep”
21. A man drove his expensive car into a tree…
And found out how the Mercedes bends
22. What do you say to a frog who needs a ride?
23. What’s the difference between BMWs and Porcupines?
Porcupines carry their pricks on the outside.
24. What do you get when you cross a Mustang and an elephant?
A convertible with a big trunk.
25. Why are pigs bad drivers?
They hog the road!
26. Don't worry.
I am KOALAfied to drive.
27. What happened when the frog's car wouldn’t start?
He jump started it!
28. What kind of car does a snake drive?
29. What kind of car does an egg drive?