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Car Puns That Are Exhausting - What did the traffic light say to the car? “Hey! Don’t look! I’m about to change!”

1. What did the traffic light say to the car?

“Hey! Don’t look! I’m about to change!”


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Car Puns That Are Exhausting - My daughter said I could never make a car out of spaghetti. You should have seen the look o

2. My daughter said I could never make a car out of spaghetti.

You should have seen the look on her face when I drove pasta.


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Car Puns That Are Exhausting - What snakes are found on cars? Windshield Vipers.

3. What snakes are found on cars?

Windshield Vipers.


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Car Puns That Are Exhausting - I have a fear of speed bumps But i am slowly getting over it

4. I have a fear of speed bumps

But i am slowly getting over it


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Car Puns That Are Exhausting - Knock, knock Who’s there? Phillip! Phillip who? Phillip my tank please, I’ve g

5. Knock, knock

Who’s there?

Phillip!

Phillip who?

Phillip my tank please, I’ve got a long way to go!


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Car Puns That Are Exhausting - Car puns are exhausting.

6. Car puns are exhausting.


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Car Puns That Are Exhausting - My relationship with my chauffeur just isn’t going anywhere. It feels like he’s always

7. My relationship with my chauffeur just isn’t going anywhere.

It feels like he’s always trying to drive me away


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Car Puns That Are Exhausting - What kind of car do frogs like best? A Beetle!

8. What kind of car do frogs like best?

A Beetle!


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Car Puns That Are Exhausting - Why can’t motorcycles hold themselves up? Because they are two-tired

9. Why can’t motorcycles hold themselves up?

Because they are two-tired


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Car Puns That Are Exhausting - What happens to a frog’s car when it breaks down? It gets toad!

10. What happens to a frog’s car when it breaks down?

It gets toad!


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Car Puns That Are Exhausting - #dinosaur pun What did the dinosaur say after he’d been in a car crash? I’m so-sauru

11. #dinosaur pun

What did the dinosaur say after he’d been in a car crash?

I’m so-saurus!


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Car Puns That Are Exhausting - What happened when the robot motorway had to be closed? Everyone had to take the R2- Detour

12. What happened when the robot motorway had to be closed?

Everyone had to take the R2- Detour!


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Car Puns That Are Exhausting - What sound does a witches car make? Broom broom!

13. What sound does a witches car make?

Broom broom!


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Car Puns That Are Exhausting - What do you get when you put a car and a pet together? Carpet.

14. What do you get when you put a car and a pet together?

Carpet.


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Car Puns That Are Exhausting - What type of car do sheep like to drive? A Lamborghini!

15. What type of car do sheep like to drive?

A Lamborghini!


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Car Puns That Are Exhausting - ​Paying for roads takes its toll

16. ​Paying for roads takes its toll


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Car Puns That Are Exhausting - What do you call a Mexican who lost his car? Carlos

17. What do you call a Mexican who lost his car?
Carlos


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Car Puns That Are Exhausting - What has 10 letters and starts with G-A-S? Automobile

18. What has 10 letters and starts with G-A-S?

Automobile


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Car Puns That Are Exhausting - If Apple made a car, would it have windows?

19. If Apple made a car, would it have windows?


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Car Puns That Are Exhausting - Knock, knock Who’s there? Cargo! Cargo who? Car go “Beep beep”

20. Knock, knock

Who’s there?

Cargo!

Cargo who?

Car go “Beep beep”


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Car Puns That Are Exhausting - A man drove his expensive car into a tree… And found out how the Mercedes bends

21. A man drove his expensive car into a tree…

And found out how the Mercedes bends


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Car Puns That Are Exhausting - What do you say to a frog who needs a ride? Hop in

22. What do you say to a frog who needs a ride?

Hop in


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Car Puns That Are Exhausting - What’s the difference between BMWs and Porcupines? Porcupines carry their pricks on the o

23. What’s the difference between BMWs and Porcupines?

Porcupines carry their pricks on the outside.


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Car Puns That Are Exhausting - What do you get when you cross a Mustang and an elephant? A convertible with a big trunk.

24. What do you get when you cross a Mustang and an elephant?

A convertible with a big trunk.


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Car Puns That Are Exhausting - Why are pigs bad drivers? They hog the road!

25. Why are pigs bad drivers?

They hog the road!


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Car Puns That Are Exhausting - Don't worry. I am KOALAfied to drive.

26. Don't worry.

I am KOALAfied to drive.


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Car Puns That Are Exhausting - What happened when the frog's car wouldn’t start? He jump started it!

27. What happened when the frog's car wouldn’t start?

He jump started it!


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Car Puns That Are Exhausting - What kind of car does a snake drive? An Ana-Honda

28. What kind of car does a snake drive?

An Ana-Honda


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Car Puns That Are Exhausting - What kind of car does an egg drive? A Yolkswagen!

29. What kind of car does an egg drive?

A Yolkswagen!


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