Dog Puns and Dog Jokes for Dog Lovers🐕
Here is a list of Top Dog Puns that are actually funny. Use these cute and funny Dog puns in your conversations. These Dog puns are with images so you can share it on social media. Let us show you our curated list of Dog puns.
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Dog Puns Quotes
1. When you are consistent with passion, anything is paw-sible.
2. Today has been ruff.
3. The Dalmatian hid from people because he didn’t want to be spotted
4. My dog’s favorite band is The Beagles
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5. My dog hates the rain. He doesn’t want to step in a poodle.
6. What does a dog like to eat for breakfast?
Woofles
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7. The dog barked all night without any paws.
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8. I’m all about the pug life.
9. I'm not fat...
I'm just a little husky.
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10. Why did the mouse stay inside?
Because it was raining cats and dogs.
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11. Where do the following animals go when they get sick?
Horse - The horsepital.
A fish? The weterinarian
A duck? The ducktor
A bird? The flychologist.
A wolf? The dentist.
A dog? On your carpet usually.
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12. Dog: Where are you going?
Ant:My step brother - the elephant - has met with an accident.Since we have the same blood group,I am going to donate some blood for him.
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13. Did you hear about the farm dog who liked to strip ears of corn?
He was part husky!
14. Never mind cats and dogs, it was raining chickens and ducks yesterday. Fowl weather.
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15. We call our dog Rolex, since he’s a watchdog.
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16. Why do male dogs float on water?
Because they're good buoys.
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