7 Dog Quotes with Images 📸🖼️
Dog Quotes
1. Why does you choose dogs to decide where the bombs is?
Why don't you choose a more intelligent animal like a dolphin?
- Ali G


Tags: Animals | Dolphin | Dog | Satire | Retarded |
2. ATF Officer: We use dogs because they have a great sense of smell.
Ali G: So why does they stick their nose so close to each other buttick?
ATF: Dogs give other dogs sense to tell whats going on so they smell each other.
Ali G: I once smelled a dogs arse and it was terrible. Why does they do it?
Ali G: When dog find a bomb, how long does it take for it to diffuse it?
- Ali G


Tags: Dog | Animals | Satire | Retarded |
3. Ali G: So can these dogs smell drugs?
ATF Officer: No
Ali G: Thank God.
- Ali G


Tags: Animals | High | Dog | Retarded |
4. If you ask who is my favorite child - my son or my daughter - then I would say it is my dog.


Tags: Parenting | Dog | Children | Parental Favoritism |
5. I love being the underdog. I'm cool in my dog house.


6. The guilty dog barks first.


Tags: Guilt | Dog | Liar | Humiliation | Mistake |

7. Dog: Where are you going?
Ant:My step brother - the elephant - has met with an accident.Since we have the same blood group,I am going to donate some blood for him.


Tags: Ant and Elephant Jokes | Dog | Dog Puns |