7 Dog Quotes with Images 📸🖼️

Dog Quotes

1. Why does you choose dogs to decide where the bombs is?

Why don't you choose a more intelligent animal like a dolphin?

- Ali G

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Tags: Animals   |    Dolphin   |    Dog   |    Satire   |    Retarded   |   

2. ATF Officer: We use dogs because they have a great sense of smell.

Ali G: So why does they stick their nose so close to each other buttick?

ATF: Dogs give other dogs sense to tell whats going on so they smell each other.

Ali G: I once smelled a dogs arse and it was terrible. Why does they do it?

Ali G: When dog find a bomb, how long does it take for it to diffuse it?

- Ali G

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3. Ali G: So can these dogs smell drugs?

ATF Officer: No

Ali G: Thank God.

- Ali G

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Tags: Animals   |    High   |    Dog   |    Retarded   |   

4. If you ask who is my favorite child - my son or my daughter - then I would say it is my dog.

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Tags: Parenting   |    Dog   |    Children   |    Parental Favoritism   |   

5. I love being the underdog. I'm cool in my dog house.

- Brian Ortega

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Tags: Underdog   |    Dog   |   

6. The guilty dog barks first.

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Tags: Guilt   |    Dog   |    Liar   |    Humiliation   |    Mistake   |   

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7. Dog: Where are you going?

Ant:My step brother - the elephant - has met with an accident.Since we have the same blood group,I am going to donate some blood for him.

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Tags: Ant and Elephant Jokes   |    Dog   |    Dog Puns   |