Deep Jokes Quotes
1. My friend Billy Bob and I visited a place where you can stand in three states at once: Oklahoma, Kansas, and Missouri. Billy Bob opened up and said that he was actually in a fourth state; crippling depression. I said, “I’m so sorry”
“... but you can’t count Missouri twice.”
2. Hello Doctor.
I already diagnosed myself on the Internet.
I am only here for a second opinion.
3. I Need To Go Take A Shower So I Can’t Tell If I’m Crying Or Not.