1. Every time you borrow money, you're robbing your future self.
2. A: How much did you spend on this?
B: $1400. But all of it's on credit cards, so it's like $5 a month for the next 2,000 years.
3. The person who doesn't know where his next dollar is coming from usually doesn't know where his last dollar went.
4. What do you call a woman who puts her credit card statements straight in the fire?