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16 Dark Jokes Quotes with Images 📸🖼️ - I bought my blind friend a cheese grater for his birthday. A week later, he to

1. I bought my blind friend a cheese grater for his birthday. A week later, he told me it was the most violent book he ever read.


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16 Dark Jokes Quotes with Images 📸🖼️ - Kid: but mom I don’t want to see grandma Mom: shut up and keep digging

2. Kid: but mom I don’t want to see grandma
Mom: shut up and keep digging


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16 Dark Jokes Quotes with Images 📸🖼️ - What did the boy with no hands get for his birthday? I don’t know. He has

3. What did the boy with no hands get for his birthday?

I don’t know. He hasn’t opened it yet.


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16 Dark Jokes Quotes with Images 📸🖼️ - How do Mexicans feel about Trump’s wall? – They’ll get over it.

4. How do Mexicans feel about Trump’s wall? – They’ll get over it.


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16 Dark Jokes Quotes with Images 📸🖼️ - “Dad, how do stars die?” – “Usually an overdose.”

5. “Dad, how do stars die?”
– “Usually an overdose.”


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16 Dark Jokes Quotes with Images 📸🖼️ - What’s the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead bodies I d

6. What’s the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead bodies

I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage


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16 Dark Jokes Quotes with Images 📸🖼️ - Why are the twin towers mad? They ordered pepperoni pizza but all they got

7. Why are the twin towers mad?

They ordered pepperoni pizza but all they got was plain.


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16 Dark Jokes Quotes with Images 📸🖼️ - Did you know that Germany came up with sparkling water Who else would think

8. Did you know that Germany came up with sparkling water

Who else would think of adding gas


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16 Dark Jokes Quotes with Images 📸🖼️ - How do you throw a surprise party at a hospital? Bring a strobe light into

9. How do you throw a surprise party at a hospital?

Bring a strobe light into the epilepsy ward.


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16 Dark Jokes Quotes with Images 📸🖼️ - The Somalian Olympics Team has just apologized to the Olympic Committee after

10. The Somalian Olympics Team has just apologized to the Olympic Committee after realizing that sailing and shooting were two separate events.


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16 Dark Jokes Quotes with Images 📸🖼️ - A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a door. And a staircase.

11. A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a door. And a staircase.


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16 Dark Jokes Quotes with Images 📸🖼️ - Its sad how families can be torn apart from something as simple as- wild dogs

12. Its sad how families can be torn apart from something as simple as- wild dogs


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16 Dark Jokes Quotes with Images 📸🖼️ - I walked into the kitchen and saw my wife chopping up onions which made me cry

13. I walked into the kitchen and saw my wife chopping up onions which made me cry.

Onions was a good dog.


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16 Dark Jokes Quotes with Images 📸🖼️ - What is the most expensive haircut Chemotherapy

14. What is the most expensive haircut
Chemotherapy


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16 Dark Jokes Quotes with Images 📸🖼️ - Genders are like the twin towers. There used to be two of them and now it’s

15. Genders are like the twin towers. There used to be two of them and now it’s a sensitive subject


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16 Dark Jokes Quotes with Images 📸🖼️ - My dad died when we couldn’t remember his blood type. As he died, he kept in

16. My dad died when we couldn’t remember his blood type. As he died, he kept insisting for us to “be positive,” but it’s hard without him.


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