1. As a person who buys a lot of erotic cakes, it’s nice to be represented on one.
2. Mini cupcakes?
As in the mini version of regular cupcakes?
Which is already a mini version of cake?
Honestly, where does it end with you people?????
3. I am one of the few people who looks hot eating a cupcake.
4. If I don’t have some cake soon, I might die.