1. Mini cupcakes?
As in the mini version of regular cupcakes?
Which is already a mini version of cake?
Honestly, where does it end with you people?????
2. I am one of the few people who looks hot eating a cupcake.
3. If I don’t have some cake soon, I might die.
4. As a person who buys a lot of erotic cakes, it’s nice to be represented on one.
5. Ugly girls are like Unicorns. They don't exist. If you think you are ugly, you must not be a real person because an ugly girl doesn't exist. Yes, I am talking to you cupcake.
6. I want someone who will look at me the same way I look at chocolate cake.
7. You are a smart cookie.
A wise chocolate cake.
A brilliant pancake.
8. Cupcakes are muffins that believed in miracles.
9. Waffles are just pancakes with abs.
10. One day there were two muffins in an oven, one of the muffins said, “man its hot in here.” The other one said “Oh my god! A talking muffin!!!”
11. I don't carrot all as long as there's cake.
12. What's up cake?
13. You make life so fun-fetti.
14. A mouth without Lipstick is like a cake without frosting.
15. We must have a pie. Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie.