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Hilarious and only the best Cow Puns with images. Cow Puns deal with the following word play

Utter - Udder
Music - Moo-sic
Sirloin - Sir Loin
Meet - MEAT


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Cow πŸ„ Puns That Are Udderly Funny - Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? – Because they lactose.

1. Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
– Because they lactose.


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Cow πŸ„ Puns That Are Udderly Funny - What did the farmer name his funniest cow? The Laughing Stock.

2. What did the farmer name his funniest cow?

The Laughing Stock.


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Cow πŸ„ Puns That Are Udderly Funny - What did the mother cow say to the baby cow? It’s pasture bedtime.

3. What did the mother cow say to the baby cow?

It’s pasture bedtime.


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Cow πŸ„ Puns That Are Udderly Funny - Nice to MEAT you.

4. Nice to MEAT you.


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Cow πŸ„ Puns That Are Udderly Funny - What did the farmer say when his cow wouldn’t produce milk? This is udderly probl

5. What did the farmer say when his cow wouldn’t produce milk?

This is udderly problematic!


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Cow πŸ„ Puns That Are Udderly Funny - What do you call a cow who’s just given birth? De-calf-inated.

6. What do you call a cow who’s just given birth? De-calf-inated.


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Cow πŸ„ Puns That Are Udderly Funny - Where do cows eat lunch? In the Calfeteria.

7. Where do cows eat lunch?

In the Calfeteria.


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Cow πŸ„ Puns That Are Udderly Funny - Why don’t most cows lie? They can smell bull.

8. Why don’t most cows lie?

They can smell bull.


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Cow πŸ„ Puns That Are Udderly Funny - When does a Koala go "moo"? When it is learning a new language!

9. When does a Koala go "moo"?

When it is learning a new language!


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Cow πŸ„ Puns That Are Udderly Funny - My cow just wandered into a field of marijuana. The steaks have never been so high…

10. My cow just wandered into a field of marijuana. The steaks have never been so high…


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Cow πŸ„ Puns That Are Udderly Funny - Why did the cow start a fight with his buddy? There was real beef between them!

11. Why did the cow start a fight with his buddy?

There was real beef between them!


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Cow πŸ„ Puns That Are Udderly Funny - Why did the farmer stop telling cow puns? Because he butchered every joke.

12. Why did the farmer stop telling cow puns?
Because he butchered every joke.


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Cow πŸ„ Puns That Are Udderly Funny - What do you call the feeling that you’ve heard this bull before? Deja-moo

13. What do you call the feeling that you’ve heard this bull before?

Deja-moo


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Cow πŸ„ Puns That Are Udderly Funny - What did the cow say to her misbehaving calf? I am not amoosed by you.

14. What did the cow say to her misbehaving calf?

I am not amoosed by you.


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Cow πŸ„ Puns That Are Udderly Funny - Why was the cow so afraid of messing up? Because the steaks were high.

15. Why was the cow so afraid of messing up?

Because the steaks were high.


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Cow πŸ„ Puns That Are Udderly Funny - What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.

16. What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.


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Cow πŸ„ Puns That Are Udderly Funny - Why do cows wear bells around their necks? To make beautiful moo-sic.

17. Why do cows wear bells around their necks?

To make beautiful moo-sic.


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Cow πŸ„ Puns That Are Udderly Funny - What’s a cow’s best subject in school? Cow-culus.

18. What’s a cow’s best subject in school?

Cow-culus.


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Cow πŸ„ Puns That Are Udderly Funny - What did the cow confess to his therapist? “I feel seen but not herd.”

19. What did the cow confess to his therapist?

β€œI feel seen but not herd.”


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Cow πŸ„ Puns That Are Udderly Funny - Cow: My grandfather was knight. His name was Sir Loin.

20. Cow: My grandfather was knight.

His name was Sir Loin.


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