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Corn Puns Quotes

1. Should you eat corn that has fallen off the stalk?

Maize well!


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2. Did you hear about the farm dog who liked to strip ears of corn?

He was part husky!


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3. What did the farmer say when someone complimented him on his corn harvest?

Aww, shucks!


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4. How did the corn farmer get to be so successful?

He corn-ered the market!


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5. What do you call a single, solitary kernel of corn?

A unicorn!


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6. This might sound corny, but I think you’re a-maize-ing.


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7. What did the baby corn call his dad?

Pop corn!


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8. Some people say popcorn is hard to chew. There’s a kernel of truth to that.


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9. Why did the corn stalks hold a ceremony in honor of the scarecrow?

To corn-gratulate him for being out standing in their field!


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10. Who is the corniest baseball player of all time?

Ty Cobb!


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11. Did you know there’s an app for corn growers?

It’s made in Sili-corn Valley!


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12. What do you call someone who’s crazy about corn?

A corn-ivore!


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13. What did the boy say when his mom made him prepare the corn for supper?

This shucks!


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14. What did the mama corn say to her plump son?

You’re not fat – you’re just a little husky!


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15. Plain popcorn? You can do butter than that.


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16. Did you hear about the corn stalk that changed careers?

He went into a different field!


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17. What happens if you swallow a whole corn cob?

You get corn-stipated!


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18. Why do farmers make terrible comedians?

Their jokes are corny!


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