1. She: How was my cooking?
Me: Mashallah your cooking is so bad even shaytan will remind me to say Bismillah so he doesn't have to eat it with me.
2. Mr. Good Lookin' is Cookin'.
3. Men are the best cooks. Because with 2 Eggs, 1 Sausage & a little bit of milk, he can fill a girl's tummy for 9 months.
4. A guy who knows how to cook is really handsome.
5. If cooking is a woman's job and they are so good at it, why are all the Top Chefs of the world Men?
6. The Prophet (peace be upon him) said, "When your servant brings your food to you, if you do not ask him to join you, then at least ask him to take one or two handfuls, for he has suffered from its heat (while cooking it) and has taken pains to cook it nicely."
[Sahih al-Bukhari 5460]
7. Women belong in the kitchen.
Men belong in the kitchen.
Everyone belongs in the kitchen.
Kitchen has food.
8. Women should know how to cook.
Men should know how to cook.
If you are an adult, you should know how to cook.
9. I think pressure is healthy, and very few can handle it.
10. My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way.
11. Did you hear about the Italian chef who joined the army?
He wanted a pizza the action