1. Jim is my enemy.
But it turns out that Jim is also his own worst enemy. And the enemy of my enemy is my friend.
So Jim, is actually my friend.
But, because he is his own worst enemy, the enemy of my friend is my enemy so actually Jim is my enemy.
2. Do you really get those really weird moods that you can't even explain what you're feeling it like everything is mixed all at once?
3. Ladies, when you get your mood swings do you want space or our attention?
4. Mood swings make me really confused!
5. What you don’t see with your eyes, don’t witness with your mouth.
6. I'm in love with Kelly Kapoor. And I don't know how I'm gonna feel tomorrow or the next day or the day after that, but I do know that right here, right now, all I can think about is spending the rest of my life with her.
Again, that could change.
7. Maybe we weren't right together, but, it's weird. I'd rather she be alone than with somebody. Is that love?
8. A lot of individuals who don't own the company like Brand Marketing coz you can't get in trouble for a long time - coz no one knows if it's working.
9. I don’t hate it.
I just don’t like it at all and it’s terrible.
10. My, philosophy is, basically this. And this is something that I live by. And I always have. And I always will. Don’t, ever, for any reason, do anything, to anyone, for any reason, ever, no matter what, no matter where, or who you are with, or, or where you are going, or, or where you’ve been. Ever. For any reason. Whatsoever.
11. Any man who says he totally understands women is a fool.
Because they are un-understandable.
12. I'm good at figuring out how things work, but I don't know how this happened.
13. Ok, too many different words from coming at me from too many different sentences.