Coffee☕ | Puns, Jokes & Mug Ideas
Here is a list of Top Coffee Puns☕that are actually funny. Use these cute and funny Coffee/Latte puns in your conversations. These Coffee puns are with images so you can share it on social media. Let us show you our curated list of Coffee puns.
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Coffee Puns Quotes
1. Life is brew-tiful!
Tags: Breakfast Puns | Puns | Coffee | Coffee Puns |
2. I didn't choose the Mug Life.
The Mug life chose me.
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3. How do you take your coffee?
Seriously ... very seriously.
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4. You’re brew-ti-ful.
Tags: Coffee Puns | Love Puns |
5. Words cannot espresso how much you bean to me.
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6. Sending you a whole latte love.
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7. It’s hard to espresso my feelings for you.
Tags: Coffee Puns | Love Puns | Feelings |
8. We’re the perfect blend.
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9. Where have you bean all my life?
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10. I’ve bean thinking of you a Latte.
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11. What did the coffee say to its wife?
Hey there, hot stuff!
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12. What did the two coffee enthusiasts say when they got married? We’re meant to bean together!
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13. What do beans say to their Valentines? You keep me grounded.
Tags: Coffee Puns | Love Puns | Funny Love | Bean Puns |
14. Thanks a latte for me being my friend
Tags: Coffee Puns | Friendship | Love Puns |
15. You mocha me very happy.
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16. I can’t fully espresso my excitement!
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17. What do you call a sad cup of coffee? A depresso.
Tags: Coffee Puns | Funny Depression |
18. I made a pot of coffee, espresso-ly for you.
Tags: Coffee Puns | Love Puns |
19. Everything I brew, I brew it for you...
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20. What’s its favorite Bob Marley song? Don’t Worry, Be Frappé.
Tags: Coffee Puns | Music Puns |
21. What’s a barista’s favorite morning mantra?
Rise and grind!
Tags: Coffee Puns | Hustle |
22. What do baristas say to their least-favorite customers? You mocha me crazy!
Tags: Coffee Puns | Customer Service | Annoying People |
23. What’s a barista’s favorite exercise at the gym? The French press.
Tags: Coffee Puns | Coffee Puns | Exercise | Funny Fitness |
24. Why was the coffee-shop worker fired? He kept showing up in a Tea-shirt.
Tags: Coffee Puns | Fire Puns | Losing Job | Tea Puns |
25. What do you call it when you walk into a coffee shop and feel like you’ve been there before?
Déja-brew.
Tags: Coffee Puns | Deja Vu |
26. How did the hipster burn his tongue?
He drank his coffee before it was cool.
Tags: Coffee Puns | Hipster | Cool |
27. What do you do when your partner drinks your coffee?
I don’t know, but that’s certainly grounds for divorce!
Tags: Coffee Puns | Divorce |
28. What happened when one friend forgot to brew her pal a coffee? Their friendship came to a bitter end.
Tags: Coffee Puns | Fake Friendship |
29. What did the Starbuck employee say when the police called and said a robber was at large?
You mean, “At Venti?”
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30. Where do birds go for a cup of joe?
To the NESTcafe.
Tags: Coffee Puns | Bird Puns |
31. How do cups greet each other? With mugs and kisses.
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32. What do gossiping pots do?
Spill the beans.
Tags: Coffee Puns | Gossip | Bean Puns |
33. How does an IT guy drink coffee?
He installs Java.
Tags: Coffee Puns | Programming |
34. What do you call a hard-working coffee pot?
A grinder.
Tags: Coffee Puns | Hustle |
35. What do you call a cow who’s just given birth? De-calf-inated.
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36. Why did the kangaroo stop drinking his cup of coffee?
It made him too jumpy.
Tags: Coffee Puns | Animal Puns |
37. Why was everyone getting sick at the coffee shop?
Because there was a lot of coffeeing going on.
Tags: Coffee Puns | Corona Virus |
38. What did the barista say to the overly excited coffee beans?
Kettle down everyone.
Tags: Coffee Puns | Excitement | Bean Puns |
39. What did the girl say when her coffee arrived at her table cold?
Cool beans!
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40. She was a little hesitant to try the new caramel flavor, but she decided to give it a shot.
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41. She’ll get her daily cup of coffee through whatever beans necessary.
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42. You spilled your entire cup of coffee? What’s Sumatra with you?
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43. “This coffee tastes like mud!” exclaims a customer in a coffee shop. “Not my fault”, explained the server, “it was ground a few minutes ago.”
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44. I was reading a book about the origin of cappuccino but it was all froth and no substance.
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45. Sorry, AFFOGATO your name?
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46. This cup is my proper-tea
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47. Where do you get coffee in Russia?
Tsarbucks.
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48. What did the man say when his wife asked if he remember to get the coffee with icecream inside it?
“Sorry! Affogato!”
Tags: Ice Puns | Coffee Puns | Forget |