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Coffee☕ | Puns, Jokes & Mug Ideas - Life is brew-tiful!

1. Life is brew-tiful!


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Coffee☕ | Puns, Jokes & Mug Ideas - I didn't choose the Mug Life. The Mug life chose me.

2. I didn't choose the Mug Life.
The Mug life chose me.


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Coffee☕ | Puns, Jokes & Mug Ideas - How do you take your coffee? Seriously ... very seriously.

3. How do you take your coffee?

Seriously ... very seriously.


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Coffee☕ | Puns, Jokes & Mug Ideas - You’re brew-ti-ful.

4. You’re brew-ti-ful.


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Coffee☕ | Puns, Jokes & Mug Ideas - Words cannot espresso how much you bean to me.

5. Words cannot espresso how much you bean to me.


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Coffee☕ | Puns, Jokes & Mug Ideas - Sending you a whole latte love.

6. Sending you a whole latte love.


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Coffee☕ | Puns, Jokes & Mug Ideas - It’s hard to espresso my feelings for you.

7. It’s hard to espresso my feelings for you.


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Coffee☕ | Puns, Jokes & Mug Ideas - We’re the perfect blend.

8. We’re the perfect blend.


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Coffee☕ | Puns, Jokes & Mug Ideas - Where have you bean all my life?

9. Where have you bean all my life?


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Coffee☕ | Puns, Jokes & Mug Ideas - I’ve bean thinking of you a Latte.

10. I’ve bean thinking of you a Latte.


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Coffee☕ | Puns, Jokes & Mug Ideas - What did the coffee say to its wife? Hey there, hot stuff!

11. What did the coffee say to its wife?

Hey there, hot stuff!


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Coffee☕ | Puns, Jokes & Mug Ideas - What did the two coffee enthusiasts say when they got married? We’re meant to bean to

12. What did the two coffee enthusiasts say when they got married? We’re meant to bean together!


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Coffee☕ | Puns, Jokes & Mug Ideas - What do beans say to their Valentines? You keep me grounded.

13. What do beans say to their Valentines? You keep me grounded.


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Coffee☕ | Puns, Jokes & Mug Ideas - Thanks a latte for me being my friend

14. Thanks a latte for me being my friend


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Coffee☕ | Puns, Jokes & Mug Ideas - You mocha me very happy.

15. You mocha me very happy.


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Coffee☕ | Puns, Jokes & Mug Ideas - I can’t fully espresso my excitement!

16. I can’t fully espresso my excitement!


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Coffee☕ | Puns, Jokes & Mug Ideas - What do you call a sad cup of coffee? A depresso.

17. What do you call a sad cup of coffee? A depresso.


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Coffee☕ | Puns, Jokes & Mug Ideas - I made a pot of coffee, espresso-ly for you.

18. I made a pot of coffee, espresso-ly for you.


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Coffee☕ | Puns, Jokes & Mug Ideas - Everything I brew, I brew it for you...

19. Everything I brew, I brew it for you...


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Coffee☕ | Puns, Jokes & Mug Ideas - What’s its favorite Bob Marley song? Don’t Worry, Be Frappé.

20. What’s its favorite Bob Marley song? Don’t Worry, Be Frappé.


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Coffee☕ | Puns, Jokes & Mug Ideas - What’s a barista’s favorite morning mantra? Rise and grind!

21. What’s a barista’s favorite morning mantra?

Rise and grind!


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Coffee☕ | Puns, Jokes & Mug Ideas - What do baristas say to their least-favorite customers? You mocha me crazy!

22. What do baristas say to their least-favorite customers? You mocha me crazy!


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Coffee☕ | Puns, Jokes & Mug Ideas - What’s a barista’s favorite exercise at the gym? The French press.

23. What’s a barista’s favorite exercise at the gym? The French press.


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Coffee☕ | Puns, Jokes & Mug Ideas - Why was the coffee-shop worker fired? He kept showing up in a Tea-shirt.

24. Why was the coffee-shop worker fired? He kept showing up in a Tea-shirt.


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Coffee☕ | Puns, Jokes & Mug Ideas - What do you call it when you walk into a coffee shop and feel like you’ve been there

25. What do you call it when you walk into a coffee shop and feel like you’ve been there before?

Déja-brew.


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Coffee☕ | Puns, Jokes & Mug Ideas - How did the hipster burn his tongue? He drank his coffee before it was cool.

26. How did the hipster burn his tongue?

He drank his coffee before it was cool.


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Coffee☕ | Puns, Jokes & Mug Ideas - What do you do when your partner drinks your coffee? I don’t know, but that’s ce

27. What do you do when your partner drinks your coffee?

I don’t know, but that’s certainly grounds for divorce!


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Coffee☕ | Puns, Jokes & Mug Ideas - What happened when one friend forgot to brew her pal a coffee? Their friendship came to

28. What happened when one friend forgot to brew her pal a coffee? Their friendship came to a bitter end.


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Coffee☕ | Puns, Jokes & Mug Ideas - What did the Starbuck employee say when the police called and said a robber was at larg

29. What did the Starbuck employee say when the police called and said a robber was at large?

You mean, “At Venti?”


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Coffee☕ | Puns, Jokes & Mug Ideas - Where do birds go for a cup of joe? To the NESTcafe.

30. Where do birds go for a cup of joe?

To the NESTcafe.


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Coffee☕ | Puns, Jokes & Mug Ideas - How do cups greet each other? With mugs and kisses.

31. How do cups greet each other? With mugs and kisses.


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Coffee☕ | Puns, Jokes & Mug Ideas - What do gossiping pots do? Spill the beans.

32. What do gossiping pots do?

Spill the beans.


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Coffee☕ | Puns, Jokes & Mug Ideas - How does an IT guy drink coffee? He installs Java.

33. How does an IT guy drink coffee?

He installs Java.


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Coffee☕ | Puns, Jokes & Mug Ideas - What do you call a hard-working coffee pot? A grinder.

34. What do you call a hard-working coffee pot?

A grinder.


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Coffee☕ | Puns, Jokes & Mug Ideas - What do you call a cow who’s just given birth? De-calf-inated.

35. What do you call a cow who’s just given birth? De-calf-inated.


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Coffee☕ | Puns, Jokes & Mug Ideas - Why did the kangaroo stop drinking his cup of coffee? It made him too jumpy.

36. Why did the kangaroo stop drinking his cup of coffee?

It made him too jumpy.


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Coffee☕ | Puns, Jokes & Mug Ideas - Why was everyone getting sick at the coffee shop? Because there was a lot of coffeei

37. Why was everyone getting sick at the coffee shop?

Because there was a lot of coffeeing going on.


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Coffee☕ | Puns, Jokes & Mug Ideas - What did the barista say to the overly excited coffee beans? Kettle down everyone.

38. What did the barista say to the overly excited coffee beans?

Kettle down everyone.


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Coffee☕ | Puns, Jokes & Mug Ideas - What did the girl say when her coffee arrived at her table cold? Cool beans!

39. What did the girl say when her coffee arrived at her table cold?

Cool beans!


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Coffee☕ | Puns, Jokes & Mug Ideas - She was a little hesitant to try the new caramel flavor, but she decided to give it a s

40. She was a little hesitant to try the new caramel flavor, but she decided to give it a shot.


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Coffee☕ | Puns, Jokes & Mug Ideas - She’ll get her daily cup of coffee through whatever beans necessary.

41. She’ll get her daily cup of coffee through whatever beans necessary.


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Coffee☕ | Puns, Jokes & Mug Ideas - You spilled your entire cup of coffee? What’s Sumatra with you?

42. You spilled your entire cup of coffee? What’s Sumatra with you?


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Coffee☕ | Puns, Jokes & Mug Ideas - “This coffee tastes like mud!” exclaims a customer in a coffee shop. “Not my faul

43. “This coffee tastes like mud!” exclaims a customer in a coffee shop. “Not my fault”, explained the server, “it was ground a few minutes ago.”


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Coffee☕ | Puns, Jokes & Mug Ideas - I was reading a book about the origin of cappuccino but it was all froth and no substan

44. I was reading a book about the origin of cappuccino but it was all froth and no substance.


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Coffee☕ | Puns, Jokes & Mug Ideas - Sorry, AFFOGATO your name?

45. Sorry, AFFOGATO your name?


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Coffee☕ | Puns, Jokes & Mug Ideas - This cup is my proper-tea

46. This cup is my proper-tea


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Coffee☕ | Puns, Jokes & Mug Ideas - Where do you get coffee in Russia? Tsarbucks.

47. Where do you get coffee in Russia?


Tsarbucks.


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