1. How I feel when there is no coffee?
2. I have never been drawn to luxury. I love the simple things; coffee shops, books, and people who try to understand.
3. What did the Starbuck employee say when the police called and said a robber was at large?
You mean, “At Venti?”
4. Life is brew-tiful!
5. What did the girl say when her coffee arrived at her table cold?
6. I love coffee, and I'm sure I could get caffeine if I smoked my coffee beans but I would be paying a much different price in overall health [if I did].
7. Give me coffee to change the things I can, and the beach to accept the things I can’t.
8. How do you take your coffee?
Seriously ... very seriously.
9. Sending you a whole latte love.