Clock Puns That Are A Total Waste of Time⏰
Here is a list of Top Clock Puns that are actually funny. Use these cute and funny Clock puns in your conversations. These Clock puns are with images so you can share it on social media. Let us show you our curated list of Clock puns.
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Clock Puns Quotes
1. What do you call a story that one clock tells to another?
Second hand information.
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2. We call our dog Rolex, since he’s a watchdog.
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3. What happens when you annoy a clock?
It gets ticked off.
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4. What did the robber say to the clock?
Hands up!
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5. Once I tried to make a belt out of watches.
I found out it was a big waist of time
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6. What did one clock say to another?
Hour you doing?
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7. Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he wanted to see time fly.
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8. Most clock-makers are normal…some are cuckoo.
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9. If I worked in a clock shop, I’d have the time of my life
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10. Why did the digital watch ask the clock to scratch its nose?
Well he’s the one who has hands
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11. I was going to look for my missing watch, but I could never find the time.
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12. He kept an alarm clock in the back window of his car. He was always ahead of his time.
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