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PUNS: Chocolate 🍫 & Candy 🍬 - Have you heard about the chocolate box thief? He’s always got a few Twix up his sle

1. Have you heard about the chocolate box thief?

He’s always got a few Twix up his sleeve.


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PUNS: Chocolate 🍫 & Candy 🍬 - I’m chocolate to my appointment!

2. I’m chocolate to my appointment!


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PUNS: Chocolate 🍫 & Candy 🍬 - I saw a joke about chocolate bars but it wasn’t that funny So I just snickered.

3. I saw a joke about chocolate bars but it wasn’t that funny So I just snickered.


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PUNS: Chocolate 🍫 & Candy 🍬 - I didn’t know you could vape a chocolate bar until my wife told me to stop inhaling th

4. I didn’t know you could vape a chocolate bar until my wife told me to stop inhaling them.


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PUNS: Chocolate 🍫 & Candy 🍬 - Talking at the local chocolate factory is frowned on. When I’m there, I need to wispa.

5. Talking at the local chocolate factory is frowned on. When I’m there, I need to wispa.


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PUNS: Chocolate 🍫 & Candy 🍬 - I just got over my addiction to chocolate, marshmallows and nuts I won’t lie, it was a

6. I just got over my addiction to chocolate, marshmallows and nuts I won’t lie, it was a Rocky Road.


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PUNS: Chocolate 🍫 & Candy 🍬 - In life, the rule of thumb is, don’t bite more than you can chew unless it is chocolat

7. In life, the rule of thumb is, don’t bite more than you can chew unless it is chocolate.


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PUNS: Chocolate 🍫 & Candy 🍬 - Those who invest in chocolate put their money behind bars.

8. Those who invest in chocolate put their money behind bars.


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PUNS: Chocolate 🍫 & Candy 🍬 - Q: What type of chocolate do they sell at the airport? A: Plane Chocolate!

9. Q: What type of chocolate do they sell at the airport?

A: Plane Chocolate!


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PUNS: Chocolate 🍫 & Candy 🍬 - Q: What do you call a sheep covered in chocolate? A: A candy baa.

10. Q: What do you call a sheep covered in chocolate?

A: A candy baa.


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PUNS: Chocolate 🍫 & Candy 🍬 - Q: What do cannibals eat for dessert? A: Chocolate covered aunts.

11. Q: What do cannibals eat for dessert?

A: Chocolate covered aunts.


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PUNS: Chocolate 🍫 & Candy 🍬 - Q: How does white chocolate turn into dark chocolate? A: Turn off the lights.

12. Q: How does white chocolate turn into dark chocolate?

A: Turn off the lights.


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PUNS: Chocolate 🍫 & Candy 🍬 - Q: What is suns favourite chocolate bar? A: A milky way

13. Q: What is suns favourite chocolate bar?

A: A milky way


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PUNS: Chocolate 🍫 & Candy 🍬 - Q: What do you get when you dip a kitten in chocolate? A: A Kitty Kat bar.

14. Q: What do you get when you dip a kitten in chocolate?

A: A Kitty Kat bar.


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PUNS: Chocolate 🍫 & Candy 🍬 - Q: What is a chocolate covered car called? A: A Ferrari Rocher

15. Q: What is a chocolate covered car called?

A: A Ferrari Rocher


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PUNS: Chocolate 🍫 & Candy 🍬 - Q: What kind of candy never arrives on time? A: ChocoLate

16. Q: What kind of candy never arrives on time?

A: ChocoLate


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PUNS: Chocolate 🍫 & Candy 🍬 - Q: Why isn’t there an organization like Chocoholics Anonymous? A: Because nobody wa

17. Q: Why isn’t there an organization like Chocoholics Anonymous?

A: Because nobody wants to quit.


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PUNS: Chocolate 🍫 & Candy 🍬 - Q: What is the best part of Valentine’s day? A: The day after, when all the chocola

18. Q: What is the best part of Valentine’s day?

A: The day after, when all the chocolate goes on sale.


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PUNS: Chocolate 🍫 & Candy 🍬 - Q: If Bob has 30 chocolate bars and eats 25, what does he have? A: Diabetes.

19. Q: If Bob has 30 chocolate bars and eats 25, what does he have?

A: Diabetes.


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PUNS: Chocolate 🍫 & Candy 🍬 - Q: What is the difference between a cow that produces normal milk and a cow that produce

20. Q: What is the difference between a cow that produces normal milk and a cow that produces chocolate milk?

A: A mootation


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PUNS: Chocolate 🍫 & Candy 🍬 - Q: Why did Oreo go to the dentist? A: Because he lost his filling!

21. Q: Why did Oreo go to the dentist?


A: Because he lost his filling!


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PUNS: Chocolate 🍫 & Candy 🍬 - You can’t possibly drink hot chocolate all year long unless you are cocoa-nuts.

22. You can’t possibly drink hot chocolate all year long unless you are cocoa-nuts.


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PUNS: Chocolate 🍫 & Candy 🍬 - Chocolate lovers have this belief that 7 days without chocolate makes one weak.

23. Chocolate lovers have this belief that 7 days without chocolate makes one weak.


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PUNS: Chocolate 🍫 & Candy 🍬 - Every slice of chocolate pie has just about the same grams of proteins at 3.14159265.

24. Every slice of chocolate pie has just about the same grams of proteins at 3.14159265.


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PUNS: Chocolate 🍫 & Candy 🍬 - Life is much like a box of chocolate. For fat people, it doesn’t last too long.

25. Life is much like a box of chocolate. For fat people, it doesn’t last too long.


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PUNS: Chocolate 🍫 & Candy 🍬 - You won’t believe it, but the price of chocolate has skyrocketed. The other day, I bou

26. You won’t believe it, but the price of chocolate has skyrocketed. The other day, I bought a galaxy, a milky way and a mars, it was unbelievably astronomical.


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PUNS: Chocolate 🍫 & Candy 🍬 - Electricians love ice cream as well. Their favorite flavor is shock-a lot.

27. Electricians love ice cream as well. Their favorite flavor is shock-a lot.


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PUNS: Chocolate 🍫 & Candy 🍬 - On the streets, someone threw a milk chocolate bar at me. That was really dairy.

28. On the streets, someone threw a milk chocolate bar at me. That was really dairy.


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PUNS: Chocolate 🍫 & Candy 🍬 - Archaeologists in Egypt have discovered a pyramid covered in chocolate and hazelnuts. It

29. Archaeologists in Egypt have discovered a pyramid covered in chocolate and hazelnuts. It’s believed to be the tomb of Pharaoh Rocher.


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PUNS: Chocolate 🍫 & Candy 🍬 - I like to break the rules. I had an After Eight at half past seven once.

30. I like to break the rules. I had an After Eight at half past seven once.


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PUNS: Chocolate 🍫 & Candy 🍬 - In the cookies of life, sisters are the chocolate chips.

31. In the cookies of life, sisters are the chocolate chips.


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PUNS: Chocolate 🍫 & Candy 🍬 - People always ask me how I sneak chocolate into the cinema Well... I’ve got a fe

32. People always ask me how I sneak chocolate into the cinema

Well...

I’ve got a few twix up my sleeve.


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