14 Chocolate Quotes with Images 📸🖼️

Chocolate Quotes

1. I won't be impressed with technology until I can download Chocolate.

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2. Don't keep calm. Eat chocolates like there's no tomorrow.

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Tags: Chocolate   |    Dont Keep Calm   |    Calm   |    Eat   |   

3. 4 ways to enhance your mood by releasing "Feel Good" chemicals

1. Run
2. Lift Weights
3. Laugh
4. Eat Dark Chocolate

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4. Apart from releasing Happy hormones, Dark Chocolate also helps in relaxing your muscles as it contains magnesium and Omega-3 fatty acids.

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Tags: Mood Swings   |    Chocolate   |    Acids   |    Muscles   |    Hormones   |   

5. If a woman is upset, hold her and tell her how beautiful she is.

If she starts to growl, retreat to a safe distance and throw chocolate at her.

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Tags: Mood Swings   |    Caring   |    Anger   |    Chocolate   |    Feel Good   |    Hormones   |    Understanding Women   |   

6. Besides chocolate, you're my favorite.

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Tags: Quotes to make her smile   |    Chocolate   |    Favorite   |   

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7. I want someone who will look at me the same way I look at chocolate cake.

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Tags: Funny Love   |    Chocolate   |    Cupcakes   |    Cake Puns   |   

8. You are a smart cookie.
A wise chocolate cake.
A brilliant pancake.

- Rew Woodman

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Tags: Flattery   |    Cookie   |    Chocolate   |    Cupcakes   |    Funny Food   |    Cake Puns   |   

9. Have you heard about the chocolate box thief?

He’s always got a few Twix up his sleeve.

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10. I’m chocolate to my appointment!

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11. In life, the rule of thumb is, don’t bite more than you can chew unless it is chocolate.

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12. Q: Why isn’t there an organization like Chocoholics Anonymous?

A: Because nobody wants to quit.

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13. In the cookies of life, sisters are the chocolate chips.

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Tags: Sister Puns   |    Chocolate   |    Chocolate Puns   |    Brother and Sister   |   

14. 13 random acts of kindness

1. Smile
2. Hold the door open
3. Give an honest compliment
4. Thank someone who you appreciate
5. Be a good listener
6. Offer your help to someone
7. Ask the person who’s serving you how their day is going
8. Treat someone to a coffee or tea
9. Let someone go past you in the grocery queue
10. Send flowers or chocolates to a friend out of the blue
11. Hand bottled water to walkers/joggers/bikers from car window
12. Drop off stuffed animals at the children’s hospital
13. Take a children out of Child Labor and sponsor their education.

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Tags: Be Kind   |    Be Kind   |    Charity   |    Smile captions for Instagram   |    Compliment   |    Appreciate   |    Listening a Person   |    Help   |    Flower   |    Chocolate   |    Water   |    Children   |    Child Labor   |    Education   |    Labor   |