1. I won't be impressed with technology until I can download Chocolate.
2. Don't keep calm. Eat chocolates like there's no tomorrow.
3. 4 ways to enhance your mood by releasing "Feel Good" chemicals
2. Lift Weights
4. Eat Dark Chocolate
4. Apart from releasing Happy hormones, Dark Chocolate also helps in relaxing your muscles as it contains magnesium and Omega-3 fatty acids.
5. If a woman is upset, hold her and tell her how beautiful she is.
If she starts to growl, retreat to a safe distance and throw chocolate at her.
6. Besides chocolate, you're my favorite.
7. I want someone who will look at me the same way I look at chocolate cake.
8. You are a smart cookie.
A wise chocolate cake.
A brilliant pancake.
9. Have you heard about the chocolate box thief?
He’s always got a few Twix up his sleeve.
10. I’m chocolate to my appointment!
11. In life, the rule of thumb is, don’t bite more than you can chew unless it is chocolate.
12. Q: Why isn’t there an organization like Chocoholics Anonymous?
A: Because nobody wants to quit.
13. In the cookies of life, sisters are the chocolate chips.