Chicken Puns 🐔 Chicken Jokes 🐔 Chicken Quotes

Here is a list of Best Chicken Puns that are hilarious and smart. Why did the chicken cross the road? We will find out today. Let's go!

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Chicken Puns Quotes

1. Nice to MEAT you.

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2. What’s a hen’s favorite type of movie?

A chick flick.

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3. Why do chickens lay eggs?

Because if they dropped them, they’d break.

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4. What does a chicken need to lay an egg every day?

Hen-durance.

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5. What happened to the baby chicken that misbehaved at school?

It was egg-spelled.

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6. What do you call a chicken that crosses the road, rolls in the dirt, crosses the road again, and then rolls in the dirt again?

A dirty double-crossing chicken.

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7. What do you call the door to a chicken barn?

The hen-trance.

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8. What did the baby chicken say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?

Dad, look what marma-laid!

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9. What do chickens call school tests?

Eggs-aminations.

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10. What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?

An egg-splosion.

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11. Which day of the week do chickens hate most?

Fry-day

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12. Why did the chick disappoint his mother?

He wasn’t what he was cracked up to be.

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13. When do chickens go to bed?

Half past hen!

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14. When the farmer died, all his chickens were sold to the highest bidder.

They would have preferred to stay on the farm, but auctions speak louder than birds.

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15. Why did the chicken join a band?

Because it already had drumsticks.

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16. What do chickens study in school?

Eggonomics.

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17. Why did the t-rex cross the road?

Because the chicken hadn’t evolved yet.

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18. How did the headless chicken cross the road?

In a KFC bucket.

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19. SCRAMBLING for an Egg joke, but I can't seem to WHIP one up.

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20. I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned...

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21. Why did the egg regret being in an omelet?

It wasn’t all it was cracked up to be!

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22. Why did the Easter egg hide?

He was a little chicken!

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23. Q: Why did the elephant cross the road?

A: Chicken's day off.

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24. Never mind cats and dogs, it was raining chickens and ducks yesterday. Fowl weather.

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