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Chicken Puns Quotes
1. Nice to MEAT you.


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2. What’s a hen’s favorite type of movie?
A chick flick.


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3. Why do chickens lay eggs?
Because if they dropped them, they’d break.


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4. What does a chicken need to lay an egg every day?
Hen-durance.


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5. What happened to the baby chicken that misbehaved at school?
It was egg-spelled.


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6. What do you call a chicken that crosses the road, rolls in the dirt, crosses the road again, and then rolls in the dirt again?
A dirty double-crossing chicken.


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7. What do you call the door to a chicken barn?
The hen-trance.


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8. What did the baby chicken say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?
Dad, look what marma-laid!


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9. What do chickens call school tests?
Eggs-aminations.


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10. What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?
An egg-splosion.


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11. Which day of the week do chickens hate most?
Fry-day


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12. Why did the chick disappoint his mother?
He wasn’t what he was cracked up to be.


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13. When do chickens go to bed?
Half past hen!


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14. When the farmer died, all his chickens were sold to the highest bidder.
They would have preferred to stay on the farm, but auctions speak louder than birds.


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15. Why did the chicken join a band?
Because it already had drumsticks.


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16. What do chickens study in school?
Eggonomics.


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17. Why did the t-rex cross the road?
Because the chicken hadn’t evolved yet.


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18. How did the headless chicken cross the road?
In a KFC bucket.


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19. SCRAMBLING for an Egg joke, but I can't seem to WHIP one up.


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20. I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned...


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21. Why did the egg regret being in an omelet?
It wasn’t all it was cracked up to be!


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22. Why did the Easter egg hide?
He was a little chicken!


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23. Q: Why did the elephant cross the road?
A: Chicken's day off.


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24. Never mind cats and dogs, it was raining chickens and ducks yesterday. Fowl weather.


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