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Chicken πŸ” Puns | Top 20 Chicken Puns - Nice to MEAT you.

1. Nice to MEAT you.


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Chicken πŸ” Puns | Top 20 Chicken Puns - Why did the t-rex cross the road? Because the chicken hadn’t evolved yet.

2. Why did the t-rex cross the road?

Because the chicken hadn’t evolved yet.


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Chicken πŸ” Puns | Top 20 Chicken Puns - What do chickens call school tests? Eggs-aminations.

3. What do chickens call school tests?

Eggs-aminations.


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Chicken πŸ” Puns | Top 20 Chicken Puns - What happened to the baby chicken that misbehaved at school? It was egg-spelled.

4. What happened to the baby chicken that misbehaved at school?

It was egg-spelled.


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Chicken πŸ” Puns | Top 20 Chicken Puns - Why did the egg regret being in an omelet? It wasn’t all it was cracked up to

5. Why did the egg regret being in an omelet?

It wasn’t all it was cracked up to be!


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Chicken πŸ” Puns | Top 20 Chicken Puns - What does a chicken need to lay an egg every day? Hen-durance.

6. What does a chicken need to lay an egg every day?

Hen-durance.


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Chicken πŸ” Puns | Top 20 Chicken Puns - I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives q

7. I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned...


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Chicken πŸ” Puns | Top 20 Chicken Puns - What did the baby chicken say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange? Dad,

8. What did the baby chicken say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?

Dad, look what marma-laid!


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Chicken πŸ” Puns | Top 20 Chicken Puns - Which day of the week do chickens hate most? Fry-day

9. Which day of the week do chickens hate most?

Fry-day


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Chicken πŸ” Puns | Top 20 Chicken Puns - What do you call a chicken that crosses the road, rolls in the dirt, crosses the ro

10. What do you call a chicken that crosses the road, rolls in the dirt, crosses the road again, and then rolls in the dirt again?

A dirty double-crossing chicken.


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Chicken πŸ” Puns | Top 20 Chicken Puns - Why did the Easter egg hide? He was a little chicken!

11. Why did the Easter egg hide?

He was a little chicken!


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Chicken πŸ” Puns | Top 20 Chicken Puns - Why did the chicken join a band? Because it already had drumsticks.

12. Why did the chicken join a band?

Because it already had drumsticks.


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Chicken πŸ” Puns | Top 20 Chicken Puns - What do you call the door to a chicken barn? The hen-trance.

13. What do you call the door to a chicken barn?

The hen-trance.


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Chicken πŸ” Puns | Top 20 Chicken Puns - Q: Why did the elephant cross the road? A: Chicken's day off.

14. Q: Why did the elephant cross the road?

A: Chicken's day off.


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Chicken πŸ” Puns | Top 20 Chicken Puns - When do chickens go to bed? Half past hen!

15. When do chickens go to bed?

Half past hen!


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Chicken πŸ” Puns | Top 20 Chicken Puns - What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken? An egg-splosion.

16. What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?

An egg-splosion.


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Chicken πŸ” Puns | Top 20 Chicken Puns - Why did the chick disappoint his mother? He wasn’t what he was cracked up to b

17. Why did the chick disappoint his mother?

He wasn’t what he was cracked up to be.


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Chicken πŸ” Puns | Top 20 Chicken Puns - What’s a hen’s favorite type of movie? A chick flick.

18. What’s a hen’s favorite type of movie?

A chick flick.


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Chicken πŸ” Puns | Top 20 Chicken Puns - How did the headless chicken cross the road? In a KFC bucket.

19. How did the headless chicken cross the road?

In a KFC bucket.


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Chicken πŸ” Puns | Top 20 Chicken Puns - When the farmer died, all his chickens were sold to the highest bidder. They wou

20. When the farmer died, all his chickens were sold to the highest bidder.

They would have preferred to stay on the farm, but auctions speak louder than birds.


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Chicken πŸ” Puns | Top 20 Chicken Puns - What do chickens study in school? Eggonomics.

21. What do chickens study in school?

Eggonomics.


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Chicken πŸ” Puns | Top 20 Chicken Puns - Why do chickens lay eggs? Because if they dropped them, they’d break.

22. Why do chickens lay eggs?

Because if they dropped them, they’d break.


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Chicken πŸ” Puns | Top 20 Chicken Puns - SCRAMBLING for an Egg joke, but I can't seem to WHIP one up.

23. SCRAMBLING for an Egg joke, but I can't seem to WHIP one up.


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