1. Q:Why did the chicken cross the road?
Response:I don't know, why?
A:To get to the house of a dumbass.
2. Why do chickens lay eggs?
Because if they dropped them, they’d break.
3. I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned...
4. When life gives you a chance ...
Be a chicken of the biryani rather being a Cloves.