Cat Puns πΈ (Top 50 Cat Puns)
We cat lovers know we love to throw in a cat pun everyday in our conversation. Here you will find a long list of every single hiss-terical cat pun that you can imagine. All cat puns comes with images that you can print and hang on your cat house or anywhere in your yard. Let's go!
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Cat Puns Quotes
1. Why do cats always get their way
They are very purr-suasive!
 - Why do cats always get their way They are very purr-suasive!){kind=link}
2. Why did the cat wear a fancy dress?
She was feline fine!
 - Why did the cat wear a fancy dress? She was feline fine!){kind=link}
3. Whatβs a catβs favorite color? Purr-ple!
 - What’s a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple!){kind=link}
4. What did the cat say when it was confused? βIβm purr-plexed!β
 - What did the cat say when it was confused? “I’m purr-plexed!”){kind=link}
5. Whatβs a catβs favorite dessert?
Chocolate mouse!
 - What’s a cat’s favorite dessert? Chocolate mouse!){kind=link}
6. What do cats love to do in the morning?
Read the mewspaper!
 - What do cats love to do in the morning? Read the mewspaper!){kind=link}
7. Why canβt cats play poker in the jungle?
Too many cheetahs!
 - Why can’t cats play poker in the jungle? Too many cheetahs!){kind=link}
8. Why are cats great singers?
Because theyβre very mewsical!
 - Why are cats great singers? Because they’re very mewsical!){kind=link}
9. What should you say to your cat when you leave the house?
βHave a mice day!β
 - What should you say to your cat when you leave the house? “Have a mice day!”){kind=link}
10. What do you call a pile of kittens?
A meowntain!
 - What do you call a pile of kittens? A meowntain!){kind=link}
11. Whatβs a catβs favorite subject in school?
Hisss-tory!
 - What’s a cat’s favorite subject in school? Hisss-tory!){kind=link}
12. What types of cats purr the best?
Purrr-sians!
 - What types of cats purr the best? Purrr-sians!){kind=link}
13. Wanna hear a bad cat joke?
Just kitten!
 - Wanna hear a bad cat joke? Just kitten!){kind=link}
14. How do you make a fashionable cat happy?
Give her a new purr coat and sheβll be feline good.
 - How do you make a fashionable cat happy? Give her a new purr coat and she’ll be feline g){kind=link}
15. What do you call a cat that likes to read?
Litter-ate.
 - What do you call a cat that likes to read? Litter-ate.){kind=link}
16. What kind of sports car does a cat drive?
A Fur-rari.
 - What kind of sports car does a cat drive? A Fur-rari.){kind=link}
17. What do you call a cat that gets caught by law enforcement?
The purrpatrator.
 - What do you call a cat that gets caught by law enforcement? The purrpatrator.){kind=link}
18. What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?
An octo-puss.
 - What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim? An octo-puss.){kind=link}
Tags: Cat Puns | Lame Questions Answers | Swimming |
19. What word do millennial cats overuse?
Litter-ally
 - What word do millennial cats overuse? Litter-ally){kind=link}
20.
Funny Cat Puns For Your Pet
What was the catβs favorite class in college?
Mew-sic
 - <h2>Funny Cat Puns For Your Pet</h2> What was the cat’s favorite class in college? Mew-){kind=link}
21. What do you call it when a cat wins first place at a dog show?
A cat-has-trophy
 - What do you call it when a cat wins first place at a dog show? A cat-has-trophy){kind=link}
22. What is a cats favorite vegetable?
As-purr-agus.
 - What is a cats favorite vegetable? As-purr-agus.){kind=link}
23. What did the cat say before he went skydiving?
Itβs meow or never
 - What did the cat say before he went skydiving? It’s meow or never){kind=link}
24. What do cats wear to sleep?
Paw-jamas
 - What do cats wear to sleep? Paw-jamas){kind=link}
25. Whatβs a humans most important trait?
Their Purr-sonality
 - What’s a humans most important trait? Their Purr-sonality){kind=link}
26. What was that catβs favorite book?
The Great Catsby
 - What was that cat’s favorite book? The Great Catsby){kind=link}
27. Who delivers presents to cats?
Santa-Claws
 - Who delivers presents to cats? Santa-Claws){kind=link}
28. What did the cat say when the mouse got away?
βYouβve got to be kitten me!β
 - What did the cat say when the mouse got away? “You’ve got to be kitten me!”){kind=link}
29.
Cat Pun Names
Catman (Batman)
Colin Fur-real (Colin Farrell)
Jean-Clawed Van Damme (Jean-Claude Van Damme)
William Scratchner (William Shatner)
Meowley Cyrus (Miley Cyrus)
William Shakespurr (William Shakespeare)
 - <h2>Cat Pun Names</h2> Catman (Batman) Colin Fur-real (Colin Farrell) Jean-Clawed Van){kind=link}
30.
Cat Puns Word Play
Paw-sitive = Positive
Paws = Pause
Paw-lease = Please
Cat-titude = Attitude
Pro-cat-stination = Procrastination
Cat-astrophe = Catastrophe
Cathletic = Athletic
Caturday = Saturday
Mewment = Moment
Claw-some = Awesome
Feline = Feeling
Hiss-terical = Hysterical
Whispurr = Whisper
Purr-haps = Perhaps
Purr-ty = Pretty
 - <h2>Cat Puns Word Play</h2> Paw-sitive = Positive Paws = Pause Paw-lease = Please Cat){kind=link}
31. The way this kitty snuggles is giving me a loving feline!
 - The way this kitty snuggles is giving me a loving feline!){kind=link}
32. The litter box smelled claw-ful after not changing it for two weeks
 - The litter box smelled claw-ful after not changing it for two weeks){kind=link}
33. Iβm not playing games with you, mouse β this is fur real!
 - I’m not playing games with you, mouse – this is fur real!){kind=link}
Tags: Cat Puns |
34. Did your cat just eat my tuna sandwich?
Purr-haps. Itβs a paw-sibility.
 - Did your cat just eat my tuna sandwich? Purr-haps. It’s a paw-sibility.){kind=link}
35. The hiss-tory of Ancient Egypt is littered with instances of cats being held in the highest esteem
 - The hiss-tory of Ancient Egypt is littered with instances of cats being held in the highest){kind=link}
36. Paw-don me, were you trying sweep the floor? Let me just scratch the broom to death instead, sir.
 - Paw-don me, were you trying sweep the floor? Let me just scratch the broom to death instead){kind=link}
37. As our relationship grows, my cat has become fur-miliar with the fact that if he rubs up against my leg, heβs getting a treat.
 - As our relationship grows, my cat has become fur-miliar with the fact that if he rubs up ag){kind=link}
38. The idea that men should have paw-er over cats is preposterous. Come feed me, human.
 - The idea that men should have paw-er over cats is preposterous. Come feed me, human.){kind=link}
39. I petted my cat too aggressively back in 2004, now he doesnβt like to be touched. He will never fur-get.
 - I petted my cat too aggressively back in 2004, now he doesn’t like to be touched. He will){kind=link}
40. The single female cat howling in the alleyway was like mew-sic to the ears of all the single male cats in the area.
 - The single female cat howling in the alleyway was like mew-sic to the ears of all the singl){kind=link}
41. Those slobbery, drooling dogs are so much more in-fur-ior to our supreme cat bloodline.
 - Those slobbery, drooling dogs are so much more in-fur-ior to our supreme cat bloodline.){kind=link}
Tags: Cat Puns | Puns | Inferiority |
42. As the cat purr-ceived, the tuna sandwich was now in fact his.
 - As the cat purr-ceived, the tuna sandwich was now in fact his.){kind=link}
43. Whoβs a furry good kitty? Is it you? Yeah, I think itβs you!
 - Who’s a furry good kitty? Is it you? Yeah, I think it’s you!){kind=link}
44. How are we doing with these cat puns?
So fur so good!
 - How are we doing with these cat puns? So fur so good!){kind=link}
45. My cat was found in pawsession of catnip.
 - My cat was found in pawsession of catnip.){kind=link}
46. Stay Pawsitive!
 - Stay Pawsitive!){kind=link}
47. Sheβs got a bad Cattitude.
 - She’s got a bad Cattitude.){kind=link}
48. Happy Purrβthday!
 - Happy Purr–thday!){kind=link}
49. Whatβs a catβs favorite dessert?
Mice cream.
 - What’s a cat’s favorite dessert? Mice cream.){kind=link}
50. What is the difference between a comma and a cat?
One is a pause at the end of a clause, and the other has claws at the end of its paws.
 - What is the difference between a comma and a cat? One is a pause at the end of a clause,){kind=link}
Tags: Cat Puns | Puns | Brain Teaser Riddles |
51. Why did the mouse stay inside?
Because it was raining cats and dogs.
 - Why did the mouse stay inside? Because it was raining cats and dogs.){kind=link}
Tags: Mouse Puns | Cat Puns | Dog Puns | Puns | Rain Puns |
52. What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?
Mice cubes!
 - What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer? Mice cubes!){kind=link}
Tags: Mouse Puns | Puns | Cat Puns |
53. Never mind cats and dogs, it was raining chickens and ducks yesterday. Fowl weather.
 - Never mind cats and dogs, it was raining chickens and ducks yesterday. Fowl weather.){kind=link}
Tags: Rain Puns | Chicken Puns | Cat Puns | Dog Puns | Animal Puns |