9 Burn Quotes with Images 📸🖼️
1. Your favorite color must be black?
Mine’s yellow. That’s why I love your teeth.
Tags: Teeth Whitening | Burn |
2. Top five things to avoid in life:
Your taste in music
Choking on horse pee
Drowning in a shallow pool of vomit
Tags: Tasteful | Music | Burn | Drowning |
3. If I had a gun with two bullets and I was in a room with Hitler, Bin Laden and Toby, I would shoot Toby twice.
Tags: Burn | TV Show Quotes | Hate | The Office | Gun | Frenemies | Irritated |
4. Why are you the way that you are?
Tags: Burn | TV Show Quotes | Sarcastic | The Office | Oh God Why |
5. You can make or burn bread with fire.
Tags: Hayme Hatun | Burn | Fire | Wise |
6. What’s the difference between England’s football team and a tea bag?
The tea bag stays in the cup longer.
Tags: Football | Tea Puns | Burn |
7. Wife: I have changed my mind.
Husband: Does the new one work?
Tags: Funny Wife | Savage Comebacks | Sarcastic | Conversation | Question | Sassy | Burn |
8. What’s the difference between BMWs and Porcupines?
Porcupines carry their pricks on the outside.
Tags: Driving Puns | Puns | Burn |
9. Salami get this straight
Tags: Hot Dog Puns | Burn |