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1. Your favorite color must be black?

Mine’s yellow. That’s why I love your teeth.

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Tags: Teeth Whitening   |    Burn   |   

2. Top five things to avoid in life:
Aids
Cancer
Your taste in music
Choking on horse pee
Drowning in a shallow pool of vomit

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Tags: Tasteful   |    Music   |    Burn   |    Drowning   |   

3. If I had a gun with two bullets and I was in a room with Hitler, Bin Laden and Toby, I would shoot Toby twice.

- Michael Scott

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Tags: Burn   |    TV Show Quotes   |    Hate   |    The Office   |    Gun   |    Frenemies   |    Irritated   |   

4. Why are you the way that you are?

- Michael Scott

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Tags: Burn   |    TV Show Quotes   |    Sarcastic   |    The Office   |    Oh God Why   |   

5. You can make or burn bread with fire.

- Ertugrul

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Tags: Hayme Hatun   |    Burn   |    Fire   |    Wise   |   

6. What’s the difference between England’s football team and a tea bag?

The tea bag stays in the cup longer.

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Tags: Football   |    Tea Puns   |    Burn   |   

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7. Wife: I have changed my mind.
Husband: Does the new one work?

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Tags: Funny Wife   |    Savage Comebacks   |    Sarcastic   |    Conversation   |    Question   |    Sassy   |    Burn   |   

8. What’s the difference between BMWs and Porcupines?

Porcupines carry their pricks on the outside.

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Tags: Driving Puns   |    Puns   |    Burn   |   

9. Salami get this straight

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Tags: Hot Dog Puns   |    Burn   |