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Puns of Bugs, Bees, Insects - What do priests say to get rid of insects in the church? Let us spray

1. What do priests say to get rid of insects in the church?

Let us spray


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Puns of Bugs, Bees, Insects - Why are frogs so happy? Because they eat whatever bugs them.

2. Why are frogs so happy?

Because they eat whatever bugs them.


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Puns of Bugs, Bees, Insects - Is insect spray good for wasps? No, it kills them.

3. Is insect spray good for wasps?

No, it kills them.


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Puns of Bugs, Bees, Insects - Did you hear about the experoment where they taught insects to use microsoft office? The wh

4. Did you hear about the experoment where they taught insects to use microsoft office?

The whole thing was Excel Ant


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Puns of Bugs, Bees, Insects - What kind of insect is hard to understand? A Mumble-bee.

5. What kind of insect is hard to understand?

A Mumble-bee.


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Puns of Bugs, Bees, Insects - Don't let things BUG you.

6. Don't let things BUG you.


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Puns of Bugs, Bees, Insects - Why do military bases have such little amounts of insects? Because they are strict no-fly z

7. Why do military bases have such little amounts of insects?

Because they are strict no-fly zones.


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Puns of Bugs, Bees, Insects - I walked into the biology lab, and saw my lab partner dissecting an insect. I said, “I th

8. I walked into the biology lab, and saw my lab partner dissecting an insect.

I said, “I think your fly is open.”


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Puns of Bugs, Bees, Insects - A good gardener always plants in threes. One for the bugs, one for the weather, and one for he

9. A good gardener always plants in threes. One for the bugs, one for the weather, and one for herself.


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Puns of Bugs, Bees, Insects - What is the most dangerous insect? The hepatitis bee.

10. What is the most dangerous insect?

The hepatitis bee.


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Puns of Bugs, Bees, Insects - An insect once asked R.Kelly if he could prove he was innocent He said “I believe i can,

11. An insect once asked R.Kelly if he could prove he was innocent

He said “I believe i can, fly”


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Puns of Bugs, Bees, Insects - Anyone else hate insect puns? They really bug me

12. Anyone else hate insect puns? They really bug me


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Puns of Bugs, Bees, Insects - A bee comes home after seeing his doctor for his annual checkup. His wife asks, “Is every

13. A bee comes home after seeing his doctor for his annual checkup.

His wife asks, “Is everything OK?”

“Not really,” says her husband. “The doctor says I have a bad case of the hives.”


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Puns of Bugs, Bees, Insects - Where do ghosts go to scare away all of the insects? Boo-da-pest.

14. Where do ghosts go to scare away all of the insects?

Boo-da-pest.


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Puns of Bugs, Bees, Insects - I thought I had an insect on my pants. It was just my fly.

15. I thought I had an insect on my pants.

It was just my fly.


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Puns of Bugs, Bees, Insects - Saw a large green insect on my car window earlier Must have been a glasshopper

16. Saw a large green insect on my car window earlier

Must have been a glasshopper


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Puns of Bugs, Bees, Insects - A spider rushes up to his friend and says, “I heard the police are looking for you!” Th

17. A spider rushes up to his friend and says, “I heard the police are looking for you!”

The other spider replies, “Yes, that’s true.”

“But why?”

“Because I put a bug in the world wide web.”


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Puns of Bugs, Bees, Insects - An ant approaches an elephant and asks, “Would you like to play?” “Sure,” replies t

18. An ant approaches an elephant and asks, “Would you like to play?”

“Sure,” replies the elephant.

“So, what’s your favorite game?” the ant inquires.

“Squash,” says the elephant.


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Puns of Bugs, Bees, Insects - What kind of insect can kill germs? A disinfect-ant.

19. What kind of insect can kill germs?

A disinfect-ant.


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Puns of Bugs, Bees, Insects - Why did the blood sucking insect learn Latin? It wanted to be a Roman-tic

20. Why did the blood sucking insect learn Latin?

It wanted to be a Roman-tic


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21. You should hear about my insect puns

They’re un bee-lievable Let’s just hope they don’t fly over your head Do they bug you?


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