Breakfast Puns That Are Actually Funny🍳

Express your love for Breakfast with these Breakfast Puns that are actually Punny. Use them in your Instagram Captions to get more likes (and laughs) and slide these Breakfast Puns in your Breakfast table.

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Breakfast Puns Quotes

1. I hate how funerals are always at 9 a.m. – I’m not really a mourning person.

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2. Waffles are just pancakes with abs.

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3. If Shakespeare cooked breakfast, he’d make a Hamlet.

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4. Don’t go bacon my heart!

I couldn’t if I fried!

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5. You’re bacon me crazy.

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6. Thanks a brunch!

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7. We’re butter together!

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8. Life is brew-tiful!

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9. You're my butter half.

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10. Nice to MEAT you.

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11. Nice Eggspression.

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12. CEREAL KILLER.

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13. I didn't choose the Mug Life.
The Mug life chose me.

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14. I'm so egghausted from people bacon my heart all the time.

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15. I Donut know what I will do without you.

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16. We go together like Waffles and Butter.

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17. What do jokesters eat for breakfast? Pun-cakes.

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18. Where do rabbits eat breakfast? –
IHOP.

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19. One day there were two muffins in an oven, one of the muffins said, “man its hot in here.” The other one said “Oh my god! A talking muffin!!!”

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20. What did the one-handed man have for breakfast this morning?

Finger food

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21. I love breakfast a WAFFLE lot.

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22. Let's AVO-CUDDLE.

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23. I Cereal-sy Love You.

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24. We make an EGGcellent pair.

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25. HAKUNA FRITTATA.

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26. I've done things.
Waffle things.

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