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🍳Breakfast Puns That Are Actually Funny🍳 - I hate how funerals are always at 9 a.m. – I’m not really a mourning per

1. I hate how funerals are always at 9 a.m. – I’m not really a mourning person.


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🍳Breakfast Puns That Are Actually Funny🍳 - Waffles are just pancakes with abs.

2. Waffles are just pancakes with abs.


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🍳Breakfast Puns That Are Actually Funny🍳 - If Shakespeare cooked breakfast, he’d make a Hamlet.

3. If Shakespeare cooked breakfast, he’d make a Hamlet.


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🍳Breakfast Puns That Are Actually Funny🍳 - Don’t go bacon my heart! I couldn’t if I fried!

4. Don’t go bacon my heart!

I couldn’t if I fried!


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🍳Breakfast Puns That Are Actually Funny🍳 - You’re bacon me crazy.

5. You’re bacon me crazy.


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🍳Breakfast Puns That Are Actually Funny🍳 - Thanks a brunch!

6. Thanks a brunch!


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🍳Breakfast Puns That Are Actually Funny🍳 - We’re butter together!

7. We’re butter together!


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🍳Breakfast Puns That Are Actually Funny🍳 - Life is brew-tiful!

8. Life is brew-tiful!


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🍳Breakfast Puns That Are Actually Funny🍳 - You're my butter half.

9. You're my butter half.


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🍳Breakfast Puns That Are Actually Funny🍳 - Nice to MEAT you.

10. Nice to MEAT you.


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🍳Breakfast Puns That Are Actually Funny🍳 - Nice Eggspression.

11. Nice Eggspression.


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🍳Breakfast Puns That Are Actually Funny🍳 - CEREAL KILLER.

12. CEREAL KILLER.


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🍳Breakfast Puns That Are Actually Funny🍳 - I didn't choose the Mug Life. The Mug life chose me.

13. I didn't choose the Mug Life.
The Mug life chose me.


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🍳Breakfast Puns That Are Actually Funny🍳 - I'm so egghausted from people bacon my heart all the time.

14. I'm so egghausted from people bacon my heart all the time.


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🍳Breakfast Puns That Are Actually Funny🍳 - I Donut know what I will do without you.

15. I Donut know what I will do without you.


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🍳Breakfast Puns That Are Actually Funny🍳 - We go together like Waffles and Butter.

16. We go together like Waffles and Butter.


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🍳Breakfast Puns That Are Actually Funny🍳 - What do jokesters eat for breakfast? Pun-cakes.

17. What do jokesters eat for breakfast? Pun-cakes.


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🍳Breakfast Puns That Are Actually Funny🍳 - Where do rabbits eat breakfast? – IHOP.

18. Where do rabbits eat breakfast? –
IHOP.


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🍳Breakfast Puns That Are Actually Funny🍳 - One day there were two muffins in an oven, one of the muffins said, “man i

19. One day there were two muffins in an oven, one of the muffins said, “man its hot in here.” The other one said “Oh my god! A talking muffin!!!”


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🍳Breakfast Puns That Are Actually Funny🍳 - What did the one-handed man have for breakfast this morning? Finger food

20. What did the one-handed man have for breakfast this morning?

Finger food


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🍳Breakfast Puns That Are Actually Funny🍳 - I love breakfast a WAFFLE lot.

21. I love breakfast a WAFFLE lot.


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🍳Breakfast Puns That Are Actually Funny🍳 - Let's AVO-CUDDLE.

22. Let's AVO-CUDDLE.


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🍳Breakfast Puns That Are Actually Funny🍳 - I Cereal-sy Love You.

23. I Cereal-sy Love You.


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🍳Breakfast Puns That Are Actually Funny🍳 - We make an EGGcellent pair.

24. We make an EGGcellent pair.


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🍳Breakfast Puns That Are Actually Funny🍳 - HAKUNA FRITTATA.

25. HAKUNA FRITTATA.


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🍳Breakfast Puns That Are Actually Funny🍳 - I've done things. Waffle things.

26. I've done things.
Waffle things.


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