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Here is a list of Top Bread Puns that are actually funny. Use these cute and funny Bread, Baking and Toast puns in your conversations. These Bread puns are with images so you can share it on social media. Let us show you our curated list of Bread puns.

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Bread Puns Quotes

1. Fred fed Ted bread, and Ted fed Fred bread


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2. What does a loaf of bread say when breaking up with his girlfriend?


You deserve butter.


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3. Why was the slice of bread upset with her husband?

He told her she was being too kneady


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4. What did one slice of bread say to the other before the race?

YouÔÇÖre toast!


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5. What did one bread lover say to the other?

Before I break down and rye, I want you to know that I loaf you.


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6. What did the toast say to the psychic?
You bread my mind!


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7. What does bread say to a friend after doing them a favor?

ItÔÇÖs the yeast I could do.


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8. What do bread kids say during hide-and-seek?

Bready or not, here I crumb!


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9. How does bread woo a lover?


With lots of flours.


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10. What did mama bread say to her kids?

ItÔÇÖs way past your breadtime!


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11. How do you get a raise at the bread factory?

Butter up your boss.


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12. Why did the aging bread roll retire?

Her career was already toast.


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13. WhatÔÇÖs the worst thing about a bread pun?

It tends to get stale.


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14. What did the bread propose to the lady bread?

"Let's grow Mould together!"


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15. All you Knead is Love.


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16. Life is butter with you ...


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17. Why does the baker go to work?

He Kneads the Dough!


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18. My girlfriend usually has peanut butter toast for breakfast, but this morning we were out of bread, and sheÔÇÖs been grouchy all day.

I never knew she was lack-toast intolerant.


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19. Good bakers use real butter so that there is no margarine for error.


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20. Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead to know basis.


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21. Don't be afraid to take Whisks.


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22. Never make plans with a croissant - they are flaky.


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23. Some only dream of cake. Others bake it happen.


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24. Did you hear about the Italian chef who joined the army?

He wanted a pizza the action


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