30 Bojack Horseman Quotes with Images ๐ธ๐ผ๏ธ
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Bojack Horseman Quotes
1. I Need You To Tell Me That Iโm A Good Person.


Tags: Bojack Horseman | TV Show Quotes | Being Nice | Approval |
2. When You Look At Someone Through Rose-Colored Glasses, All The Red Flags Just Look Like Flags.


Tags: Bojack Horseman | Blind | Fake Love |
3. I Need To Go Take A Shower So I Canโt Tell If Iโm Crying Or Not.


Tags: Bojack Horseman | Crying | Quotes that will make you cry | Shower | Deep Jokes | Sad Love | Sadness | Denial |
4. Iโm Responsible For My Own Happiness? I Canโt Even Be Responsible For My Own Breakfast!


Tags: Bojack Horseman | Responsibility | Happiness | Cheesy Motivational | Breakfast | Sad but Funny | Careless |
5. No One Watches The Show To Feel Feelings. Life Is Depressing Enough Already.


Tags: Bojack Horseman | Feelings | Depression |
6. I donโt understand how peopleโฆ live. Itโs amazing to me that people wake up every morning and say: โYeah, another day, letโs do it.


Tags: Bojack Horseman | Depression | Demotivational |

7. Settle. Because otherwise youโre just gonna get older and harder, and more alone. And youโre gonna do everything you can to fill that hole, with friends, and your career, and meaningless sex, but the hole doesnโt get filled.


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8. Every happy ending has the day after the happy ending.


Tags: Bojack Horseman | Fake Happy | Happy Home | Pretending |
9. Either you know what you want and then you don't get what you want, or you get what you want and then you don't know what you want.


Tags: Bojack Horseman | Catch 22 | Irony | All I Ever Wanted | Expectations |
10. Thereโs no deep down. I believe that all we are is what we do.


Tags: Bojack Horseman | Quotes that make you think | Actions |
11. Things donโt become traditions because theyโre good, BoJack, they become good because theyโre traditions.


Tags: Bojack Horseman | Catch 22 | Traditions |
12. You are all the things that are wrong with you.


Tags: Bojack Horseman | Bojack Horseman | Wrong | Whats Wrong With Me |
13. I donโt know how you expect me to love you when you so clearly hate yourself.


Tags: Bojack Horseman | Self Hate | Love Motivation |
14. My life is a mess right now and I compulsively take care of other people when I donโt know how to take care of myself.


Tags: Bojack Horseman | Help | Self Help | Self Awareness | Self Learning |
15. The universe is a cruel, uncaring void, The key to being happy isn't a search for meaning. It's to just keep yourself busy with unimportant nonsense, and eventually, you'll be dead.


Tags: Bojack Horseman | Bojack Horseman | Death | Bigger Picture | Meaning Of Life | I Dont Care | Let It Go | Arguments | Nonsense | Universe |
16. Okay this sounds a little complicated but I think I can handle exactly this amount of complication as long as things donโt become one bit more complicated.


Tags: Bojack Horseman | Complicated Situation |
17. I canโt say no to people because I want everyone to like me


Tags: Bojack Horseman | Pleasing |
18. I spend a lot of time with the real me and believe me, nobodyโs gonna love that guy.


Tags: Bojack Horseman | Depression | Self Hate |
19. Itโs so sad that when you see someone as they really are, it ruins them.


Tags: Bojack Horseman | Reality | Realization |
20. You canโt keep doing shitty things, and then feel bad about yourself like that makes it okay! You need to be better!


Tags: Bojack Horseman | Sorry | Not Sorry |
21. Iโve had a lot of what I thought were rock bottoms, only to discover another, rockier bottom underneath.


Tags: Bojack Horseman | Hitting Rock Bottom | Sad but Funny |
22. Why 12 steps? Nobody wants to do 12 of anything. Did you see โ12 Years A Slaveโ and think โthatโs a short number of years to be a slave?'


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23. I want to do things with you. Fully clothed, sober, in daylight hours.


Tags: Bojack Horseman | Real Love | Lust |
24. How can I put thisโฆ imagine if the Holocaust happened every four years like the Olympics. I would rather THAT happen than your rock opera.


Tags: Bojack Horseman | Funny | Annoyingly Funny | Annoying People | Hate |
25. Why put the skip ad button so late? Iโm not skipping now. Iโm invested.


Tags: Bojack Horseman | Advertising | Quotes for Social Media | Digital Marketing |
26. Closure is a made up thing by Steven Spielberg to sell movie tickets. It, like true love and the Munich Olympics, doesnโt exist in the real world.


Tags: Bojack Horseman | Closure | Fake Happy | Fake Love |
27. Well, that was another in a long series of regrettable life choices.


Tags: Bojack Horseman | Regret | Oops |
28. You are a horrible person, and you not understanding that you're a horrible person, doesn't make you less of a horrible person.


Tags: Bojack Horseman | Bad Guy |
29. I don't know a lot about a lot of things. But I do know this: everybody deserves to be loved.


Tags: Bojack Horseman | Loved | Wise |
30. Heโs so stupid he doesnโt realize how miserable he should be.


Tags: Bojack Horseman | Stupid | Stupid People | Miserable | Unaware |