10 Bean Puns That Are Actually Funny

Here is a list of Top Bean Puns that are actually funny. Use these cute and funny Bean puns in your conversations. These Bean puns are with images so you can share it on social media. Let us show you our curated list of Bean puns.

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Bean Puns Quotes

1. I love coffee, and I'm sure I could get caffeine if I smoked my coffee beans but I would be paying a much different price in overall health [if I did].

- Dr Brad Rodu

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2. Words cannot espresso how much you bean to me.

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3. Where have you bean all my life?

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4. I’ve bean thinking of you a Latte.

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5. What did the two coffee enthusiasts say when they got married? We’re meant to bean together!

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6. What do beans say to their Valentines? You keep me grounded.

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7. What do gossiping pots do?

Spill the beans.

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8. What did the barista say to the overly excited coffee beans?

Kettle down everyone.

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9. What did the girl say when her coffee arrived at her table cold?

Cool beans!

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10. She’ll get her daily cup of coffee through whatever beans necessary.

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