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Bat πŸ¦‡ Puns To Drive You Bat-ty - A baby mouse went home on Halloween after seeing a bat and told his mum he’d seen an an

1. A baby mouse went home on Halloween after seeing a bat and told his mum he’d seen an angel.


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Bat πŸ¦‡ Puns To Drive You Bat-ty - The main reason why vampire bats drink lots of blood is because any attempt at coffee kee

2. The main reason why vampire bats drink lots of blood is because any attempt at coffee keeps them awake the entire night.


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Bat πŸ¦‡ Puns To Drive You Bat-ty - Q: What do bats say to those they dislike? A: Good riddance to bat rubbish!

3. Q: What do bats say to those they dislike?

A: Good riddance to bat rubbish!


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Bat πŸ¦‡ Puns To Drive You Bat-ty - Q: Why did the bat often use mouthwash? A: She had bat breath.

4. Q: Why did the bat often use mouthwash?

A: She had bat breath.


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Bat πŸ¦‡ Puns To Drive You Bat-ty - Q: Which bat knows the ABC? A: The alpha-bat.

5. Q: Which bat knows the ABC?

A: The alpha-bat.


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Bat πŸ¦‡ Puns To Drive You Bat-ty - Q: Why did the bat walk in her pijamas to take a bath? A: Because she did not have a b

6. Q: Why did the bat walk in her pijamas to take a bath?

A: Because she did not have a bat robe.


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Bat πŸ¦‡ Puns To Drive You Bat-ty - Q: What did the bat say when she was invited to dinner? A: No, fangs. I just ate.

7. Q: What did the bat say when she was invited to dinner?

A: No, fangs. I just ate.


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Bat πŸ¦‡ Puns To Drive You Bat-ty - Q: What did hear about the two bats meeting? A: It was love at first bite!

8. Q: What did hear about the two bats meeting?

A: It was love at first bite!


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Bat πŸ¦‡ Puns To Drive You Bat-ty - A bat can easily make new friends with a sound wave.

9. A bat can easily make new friends with a sound wave.


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Bat πŸ¦‡ Puns To Drive You Bat-ty - Q: What do vampire bats call their friends? A: Blood brothers.

10. Q: What do vampire bats call their friends?

A: Blood brothers.


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Bat πŸ¦‡ Puns To Drive You Bat-ty - Q: What position did the young vampire bat play on the football team? A: Quater-bat.

11. Q: What position did the young vampire bat play on the football team?

A: Quater-bat.


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Bat πŸ¦‡ Puns To Drive You Bat-ty - There is no friendship greater than that of bats. They always hang around together.

12. There is no friendship greater than that of bats. They always hang around together.


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Bat πŸ¦‡ Puns To Drive You Bat-ty - Q: How do bats greet a friend? A: With a sound wave.

13. Q: How do bats greet a friend?

A: With a sound wave.


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Bat πŸ¦‡ Puns To Drive You Bat-ty - There is a lot of activities that bats engage in at night, but the most prominent is aero

14. There is a lot of activities that bats engage in at night, but the most prominent is aerobatics.


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Bat πŸ¦‡ Puns To Drive You Bat-ty - Q: How do bats tell their future? A: They read their horrors-cope.

15. Q: How do bats tell their future?

A: They read their horrors-cope.


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Bat πŸ¦‡ Puns To Drive You Bat-ty - How does a lady bat flirt? She bats her eye.

16. How does a lady bat flirt?

She bats her eye.


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Bat πŸ¦‡ Puns To Drive You Bat-ty - Q: Why did the bat fire a chauffeur? A: He drove everyone batty.

17. Q: Why did the bat fire a chauffeur?

A: He drove everyone batty.


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Bat πŸ¦‡ Puns To Drive You Bat-ty - Q: Where do bats keep their money? A: The blood bank.

18. Q: Where do bats keep their money?

A: The blood bank.


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Bat πŸ¦‡ Puns To Drive You Bat-ty - What did one bat say to another? Let's hang around here.

19. What did one bat say to another?

Let's hang around here.


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Bat πŸ¦‡ Puns To Drive You Bat-ty - Q: What do you call a bat with the flu? A: An airborne disease.

20. Q: What do you call a bat with the flu?

A: An airborne disease.


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Bat πŸ¦‡ Puns To Drive You Bat-ty - School going vampires carry their books in bat packs.

21. School going vampires carry their books in bat packs.


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Bat πŸ¦‡ Puns To Drive You Bat-ty - Q: What did the bat do when she did not know the answer in class? A: She winged it.

22. Q: What did the bat do when she did not know the answer in class?

A: She winged it.


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Bat πŸ¦‡ Puns To Drive You Bat-ty - Q: Which bat can hang the highest and longest? A: The acro-bat.

23. Q: Which bat can hang the highest and longest?

A: The acro-bat.


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Bat πŸ¦‡ Puns To Drive You Bat-ty - Q: What’s a bats favorite desert? A: I-Scream!

24. Q: What’s a bats favorite desert?

A: I-Scream!


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Bat πŸ¦‡ Puns To Drive You Bat-ty - Q: What do you call a dream when a vampire bat is chasing you? A: A bat-mare.

25. Q: What do you call a dream when a vampire bat is chasing you?

A: A bat-mare.


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Bat πŸ¦‡ Puns To Drive You Bat-ty - A bat was suffering from mental illness and went to a bad therapist. The bad therapist ga

26. A bat was suffering from mental illness and went to a bad therapist. The bad therapist gave the following advice:

"Just hang in there..."


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Bat πŸ¦‡ Puns To Drive You Bat-ty - Q: How do bats spend their time? A: Flying and hanging out.

27. Q: How do bats spend their time?
A: Flying and hanging out.


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Bat πŸ¦‡ Puns To Drive You Bat-ty - Black back bat (x3)

28. Black back bat (x3)


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Bat πŸ¦‡ Puns To Drive You Bat-ty - The bat was so angry and said to the vampire, “you really suck.”

29. The bat was so angry and said to the vampire, β€œyou really suck.”


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