Bat 🦇 Puns To Drive You Bat-ty
Here is a list of Top Bat Puns that are actually funny. Use these cute, spooky and funny Bat puns in your conversations. These BAT puns are with images so you can share it on social media. Let us show you our curated list of Bat puns.
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Bat Puns Quotes
1. Black back bat (x3)
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2. A baby mouse went home on Halloween after seeing a bat and told his mum he’d seen an angel.
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3. Q: What do vampire bats call their friends?
A: Blood brothers.
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4. Q: How do bats greet a friend?
A: With a sound wave.
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5. Q: Which bat knows the ABC?
A: The alpha-bat.
6. Q: Which bat can hang the highest and longest?
A: The acro-bat.
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7. Q: What did the bat do when she did not know the answer in class?
A: She winged it.
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8. Q: Why did the bat walk in her pijamas to take a bath?
A: Because she did not have a bat robe.
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9. Q: Why did the bat often use mouthwash?
A: She had bat breath.
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10. Q: What did the bat say when she was invited to dinner?
A: No, fangs. I just ate.
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11. Q: What do you call a dream when a vampire bat is chasing you?
A: A bat-mare.
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12. Q: What’s a bats favorite desert?
A: I-Scream!
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13. Q: What did hear about the two bats meeting?
A: It was love at first bite!
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14. Q: What position did the young vampire bat play on the football team?
A: Quater-bat.
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15. Q: What do bats say to those they dislike?
A: Good riddance to bat rubbish!
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16. What did one bat say to another?
Let's hang around here.
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17. How does a lady bat flirt?
She bats her eye.
18. Q: How do bats spend their time?
A: Flying and hanging out.
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19. Q: Where do bats keep their money?
A: The blood bank.
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20. Q: How do bats tell their future?
A: They read their horrors-cope.
21. Q: What do you call a bat with the flu?
A: An airborne disease.
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22. Q: Why did the bat fire a chauffeur?
A: He drove everyone batty.
23. The main reason why vampire bats drink lots of blood is because any attempt at coffee keeps them awake the entire night.
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24. The bat was so angry and said to the vampire, “you really suck.”
25. There is a lot of activities that bats engage in at night, but the most prominent is aerobatics.
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26. There is no friendship greater than that of bats. They always hang around together.
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27. School going vampires carry their books in bat packs.
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28. A bat was suffering from mental illness and went to a bad therapist. The bad therapist gave the following advice:
"Just hang in there..."
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29. A bat can easily make new friends with a sound wave.
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