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1. 1. The poor work and work
2. The rich exploit the poor
3. The police protect the rich
4. The taxpayer pays for all 3
5. The voter votes for all 4
6. The banker robs all 5
7. The lawyer misleads all 6
8. The doctor bills all 7
9. The undertaker buries all 8
10. The politician lives happily because of all of it

- George Carlin


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2. Give a man a gun and he will rob a bank.

Give a man a bank and he will rob everyone.


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3. Went to the bank and they told me they could offer me a credit card with no interest. I said, “Why are you bothering then?”


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4. I knew my bank was in trouble when I tried to use my credit card and was told “insufficient funds”, and it wasn’t on my side…


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5. My bank loves me.

They told me my credit card balance is outstanding.


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6. What do you call a woman who puts her credit card statements straight in the fire?

Bernadette.


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