1. 1. The poor work and work
2. The rich exploit the poor
3. The police protect the rich
4. The taxpayer pays for all 3
5. The voter votes for all 4
6. The banker robs all 5
7. The lawyer misleads all 6
8. The doctor bills all 7
9. The undertaker buries all 8
10. The politician lives happily because of all of it
2. Give a man a gun and he will rob a bank.
Give a man a bank and he will rob everyone.
3. Went to the bank and they told me they could offer me a credit card with no interest. I said, “Why are you bothering then?”
4. I knew my bank was in trouble when I tried to use my credit card and was told “insufficient funds”, and it wasn’t on my side…
5. My bank loves me.
They told me my credit card balance is outstanding.
6. What do you call a woman who puts her credit card statements straight in the fire?