Funny and only the best Banana Puns and Banana Jokes that will make you go bananas. These BUNCH of Banana Puns are so ap-PEELING that you will PEEL like sharing these pictures on Instagram.
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Banana Puns Quotes
1. How is a banana peel on the floor like music?
Because if you don’t C sharp you’ll B flat.
2. How did the baby banana become so spoiled?
Mama banana left him out in the sun for too long.
3. Today I learned humans eat more bananas than monkeys. – I can’t remember the last time I ate a monkey.
4. Why are bananas never lonely?
Because they hang around in bunches.
5. Let me peel this moment!
6. What kind of a key can open a banana?
7. By hearing your suggestion, I’m peeling better now.
8. Why did they cancel the ice cream social?
The banana split with the ice cream.
9. She is the ripe one for you.
10. Q: What made the banana such a smoothie ?
11. Intellectual property has the shelf life of a banana.
12. Any ape can reach for a banana, but only humans can reach for the stars.
13. What would you do if you saw a blue banana?
Try to cheer it up.
14. Why do bananas have to wear sunscreen?
Because they peel.
15. These banana puns are making me peel unwell.
16. What fruit do sheeps like the most?
17. Why did the banana go to the doctor?
It wasn't PEELING well.
18. What's yellow on the inside and green on the outside?
A banana disguised as a cucumber!
19. Time flies like an arrow.
Fruit flies like a Banana.
20. Q: What is the hippest kind of fruit?
A: A bae-nae-nae.
21. What do bananas say when they answer the phone?
22. What's worst than a chimp eating bananas?
A chimp going bananas!
23. What did the Banana say to the therapist?
"All I PEEL is pain."
24. Why did the banana go to the barbers?
Because it had split ends!
25. Life is full of banana skins. You slip, you carry on.
26. What kind of a key opens a banana?
27. Why don’t bananas snore?
Because they don’t want to wake up the rest of the bunch.
28. What do you call a fruit that's in charge of the company?
The top banana.
29. Where do bananas buy their clothes?
30. What is yellow and always points to the north?
It's a magnetic banana.