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Banana Puns | Let's Go Bananas 🍌 - How is a banana peel on the floor like music? Because if you don’t C sharp you’ll

1. How is a banana peel on the floor like music?
Because if you don’t C sharp you’ll B flat.


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Banana Puns | Let's Go Bananas 🍌 - How did the baby banana become so spoiled? Mama banana left him out in the sun for too

2. How did the baby banana become so spoiled?
Mama banana left him out in the sun for too long.


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Banana Puns | Let's Go Bananas 🍌 - Today I learned humans eat more bananas than monkeys. – I can’t remember the last t

3. Today I learned humans eat more bananas than monkeys. – I can’t remember the last time I ate a monkey.


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Banana Puns | Let's Go Bananas 🍌 - Why are bananas never lonely? Because they hang around in bunches.

4. Why are bananas never lonely?
Because they hang around in bunches.


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Banana Puns | Let's Go Bananas 🍌 - Let me peel this moment!

5. Let me peel this moment!


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Banana Puns | Let's Go Bananas 🍌 - What kind of a key can open a banana? A monkey!

6. What kind of a key can open a banana?
A monkey!


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Banana Puns | Let's Go Bananas 🍌 - By hearing your suggestion, I’m peeling better now.

7. By hearing your suggestion, I’m peeling better now.


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Banana Puns | Let's Go Bananas 🍌 - Why did they cancel the ice cream social? The banana split with the ice cream.

8. Why did they cancel the ice cream social?
The banana split with the ice cream.


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Banana Puns | Let's Go Bananas 🍌 - She is the ripe one for you.

9. She is the ripe one for you.


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Banana Puns | Let's Go Bananas 🍌 - Q: What made the banana such a smoothie ? A: Yogurt!

10. Q: What made the banana such a smoothie ?
A: Yogurt!


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Banana Puns | Let's Go Bananas 🍌 - Intellectual property has the shelf life of a banana.

11. Intellectual property has the shelf life of a banana.

- Bill Gates


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Banana Puns | Let's Go Bananas 🍌 - Any ape can reach for a banana, but only humans can reach for the stars.

12. Any ape can reach for a banana, but only humans can reach for the stars.

- Vilayanur S Ramachandran


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Banana Puns | Let's Go Bananas 🍌 - What would you do if you saw a blue banana? Try to cheer it up.

13. What would you do if you saw a blue banana?
Try to cheer it up.


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Banana Puns | Let's Go Bananas 🍌 - Why do bananas have to wear sunscreen? Because they peel.

14. Why do bananas have to wear sunscreen?

Because they peel.


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Banana Puns | Let's Go Bananas 🍌 - These banana puns are making me peel unwell.

15. These banana puns are making me peel unwell.


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Banana Puns | Let's Go Bananas 🍌 - What fruit do sheeps like the most? Baaaaa-nanas.

16. What fruit do sheeps like the most?
Baaaaa-nanas.


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Banana Puns | Let's Go Bananas 🍌 - Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn't PEELING well.

17. Why did the banana go to the doctor?
It wasn't PEELING well.


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Banana Puns | Let's Go Bananas 🍌 - What's yellow on the inside and green on the outside? A banana disguised as a cucumber

18. What's yellow on the inside and green on the outside?
A banana disguised as a cucumber!


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Banana Puns | Let's Go Bananas 🍌 - Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a Banana.

19. Time flies like an arrow.
Fruit flies like a Banana.


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Banana Puns | Let's Go Bananas 🍌 - Q: What is the hippest kind of fruit? A: A bae-nae-nae.

20. Q: What is the hippest kind of fruit?
A: A bae-nae-nae.


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Banana Puns | Let's Go Bananas 🍌 - What do bananas say when they answer the phone? Yellow.

21. What do bananas say when they answer the phone?
Yellow.


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Banana Puns | Let's Go Bananas 🍌 - What's worst than a chimp eating bananas? A chimp going bananas!

22. What's worst than a chimp eating bananas?
A chimp going bananas!


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Banana Puns | Let's Go Bananas 🍌 - What did the Banana say to the therapist? "All I PEEL is pain."

23. What did the Banana say to the therapist?
"All I PEEL is pain."


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Banana Puns | Let's Go Bananas 🍌 - Why did the banana go to the barbers? Because it had split ends!

24. Why did the banana go to the barbers?
Because it had split ends!


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Banana Puns | Let's Go Bananas 🍌 - Life is full of banana skins. You slip, you carry on.

25. Life is full of banana skins. You slip, you carry on.

- Daphne Guinness


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Banana Puns | Let's Go Bananas 🍌 - What kind of a key opens a banana? A monkey.

26. What kind of a key opens a banana?
A monkey.


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Banana Puns | Let's Go Bananas 🍌 - Why don’t bananas snore? Because they don’t want to wake up the rest of the bunch.

27. Why don’t bananas snore?
Because they don’t want to wake up the rest of the bunch.


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Banana Puns | Let's Go Bananas 🍌 - What do you call a fruit that's in charge of the company? The top banana.

28. What do you call a fruit that's in charge of the company?
The top banana.


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Banana Puns | Let's Go Bananas 🍌 - Where do bananas buy their clothes? Banana Republic.

29. Where do bananas buy their clothes?
Banana Republic.


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Banana Puns | Let's Go Bananas 🍌 - What is yellow and always points to the north? It's a magnetic banana.

30. What is yellow and always points to the north?
It's a magnetic banana.


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