Ant Jokes and Ant Puns
The most funny Ant Puns and Jokes that will make you burst out laughing. All these Ant jokes are in pictures so you can save and share them.
We all have grown up hearing the funny Ant jokes.
Let yourself relive your childhood with these cute and funny Ant Puns and Jokes.
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Ant Jokes Quotes
1. What do you call two teenage ants running to vegas?
Antelope
2. How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?
Tenants!
3. What do you call an ant who likes to be alone?
Independant!
4. What do you call a 100 year old ant?
Antique
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5. What do you call an ant from overseas?
Important!
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6. What do you call an ant with frogs legs?
Antphibian
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7. What"s the difference between writing your will and owning an ant farm?
One is a legacy and the other is a sea of legs.
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8. What kind of ant is good at adding things up?
Accountant
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9. Who do you call for injured ants?
Ant-bulance
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10. What do you call an army ant?
Militant
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11. What is the top ranking ant in the military?
Lieutenant
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12. Why was the baby ant confused?
Because all his uncles were ants.
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13. What do you call an ant that won't go away?
Permanant
14. What do you call an ant who can't speak?
A mutant (mute ant).
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15. If three ants are lost in a jungle. Who do u call to find them?
The Minister of finance.(find-ants)
16. What do you call a well-dressed ant?
Elegant!
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17. What kind of insect can kill germs?
A disinfect-ant.
18. Did you hear about the experoment where they taught insects to use microsoft office?
The whole thing was Excel Ant
19. What do you call a guy with an ant on his knee?
Anthony
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