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1. What do you call two teenage ants running to vegas?

Antelope


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2. How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?

Tenants!


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3. What do you call an ant who likes to be alone?

Independant!


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4. What do you call a 100 year old ant?

Antique


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5. What do you call an ant from overseas?

Important!


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6. What do you call an ant with frogs legs?

Antphibian


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7. What"s the difference between writing your will and owning an ant farm?

One is a legacy and the other is a sea of legs.


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8. What kind of ant is good at adding things up?

Accountant


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9. Who do you call for injured ants?

Ant-bulance


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10. What do you call an army ant?

Militant


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11. What is the top ranking ant in the military?

Lieutenant


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12. Why was the baby ant confused?

Because all his uncles were ants.


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13. What do you call an ant that won't go away?

Permanant


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14. What do you call an ant who can't speak?

A mutant (mute ant).


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15. If three ants are lost in a jungle. Who do u call to find them?

The Minister of finance.(find-ants)


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16. What do you call a well-dressed ant?

Elegant!


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17. What kind of insect can kill germs?

A disinfect-ant.


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18. Did you hear about the experoment where they taught insects to use microsoft office?

The whole thing was Excel Ant


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