12 Annoyingly Funny Quotes with Images 📸🖼️
Annoyingly Funny Quotes
1. Oh, it is on, like a prawn who yawns at dawn.
2. What is the different types of hasch out there? We all know that it's called the bionic, the bomb, the puff, the blow, the black, the herb, the sensie, the cronic, the sweet Mary Jane, the shit, Ganja, split, reefa, the bad, the buddha, the home grown, the ill, the maui-maui, the method, pot, lethal turbo, tie, shake, skunk, stress, whacky, weed, glaze, the boot, dimebag, Scooby Doo, bob, bogey, back yard boogie. But what is the other terms for it
- Ali G
3. my love for you is like diarrhea - i just can't hold it in
4. A: Can you be quiet?! I'm trying to think.
B: Don't worry. Doing anything for the first time is difficult.
5. A: I trusted you!
6. Hiccup: I can't believe we are stuck in this room together.
Dagur, swallowing the key: truly unfortunate.
7. With men and women, does you think that men should marry only one woman? Does you believe in mahogany?
- Ali G
8. A, texting B: A theif.
B: I before E except after C.
9. The people here are amazing debaters. I guess you can say they are master-baters.
10. I don't know if you know this, but dolphins ain't fish. They is like us, they is mammaries.
- Ali G
11. A: So what do you have planned for the future?
A: No, like long term.
B: Oh...um, dinner?
12. No, I’m not going to tell them about the downsizing. If a patient has cancer, you don’t tell them.