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24 Annoyingly Funny Quotes with Images ๐Ÿ“ธ๐Ÿ–ผ๏ธ - With men and women, does you think that men should marry only one woman?

1. With men and women, does you think that men should marry only one woman? Does you believe in mahogany?

- Ali G


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24 Annoyingly Funny Quotes with Images ๐Ÿ“ธ๐Ÿ–ผ๏ธ - I don't know if you know this, but dolphins ain't fish. They is like us,

2. I don't know if you know this, but dolphins ain't fish. They is like us, they is mammaries.

- Ali G


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24 Annoyingly Funny Quotes with Images ๐Ÿ“ธ๐Ÿ–ผ๏ธ - What is the different types of hasch out there? We all know that it's ca

3. What is the different types of hasch out there? We all know that it's called the bionic, the bomb, the puff, the blow, the black, the herb, the sensie, the cronic, the sweet Mary Jane, the shit, Ganja, split, reefa, the bad, the buddha, the home grown, the ill, the maui-maui, the method, pot, lethal turbo, tie, shake, skunk, stress, whacky, weed, glaze, the boot, dimebag, Scooby Doo, bob, bogey, back yard boogie. But what is the other terms for it

- Ali G


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24 Annoyingly Funny Quotes with Images ๐Ÿ“ธ๐Ÿ–ผ๏ธ - Oh, it is on, like a prawn who yawns at dawn.

4. Oh, it is on, like a prawn who yawns at dawn.

- Andy Bernard


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24 Annoyingly Funny Quotes with Images ๐Ÿ“ธ๐Ÿ–ผ๏ธ - No, I’m not going to tell them about the downsizing. If a patient has

5. No, Iโ€™m not going to tell them about the downsizing. If a patient has cancer, you donโ€™t tell them.

- Michael Scott


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24 Annoyingly Funny Quotes with Images ๐Ÿ“ธ๐Ÿ–ผ๏ธ - The people here are amazing debaters. I guess you can say they are maste

6. The people here are amazing debaters. I guess you can say they are master-baters.

- Kevin Malone


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24 Annoyingly Funny Quotes with Images ๐Ÿ“ธ๐Ÿ–ผ๏ธ - Hiccup: I can't believe we are stuck in this room together. Dagur, swal

7. Hiccup: I can't believe we are stuck in this room together.
Dagur, swallowing the key: truly unfortunate.


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24 Annoyingly Funny Quotes with Images ๐Ÿ“ธ๐Ÿ–ผ๏ธ - A: So what do you have planned for the future? B: Lunch. A: No, like l

8. A: So what do you have planned for the future?
B: Lunch.
A: No, like long term.
B: Oh...um, dinner?


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24 Annoyingly Funny Quotes with Images ๐Ÿ“ธ๐Ÿ–ผ๏ธ - A: Can you be quiet?! I'm trying to think. B: Don't worry. Doing anythi

9. A: Can you be quiet?! I'm trying to think.
B: Don't worry. Doing anything for the first time is difficult.


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24 Annoyingly Funny Quotes with Images ๐Ÿ“ธ๐Ÿ–ผ๏ธ - A: I trusted you! B: Why?

10. A: I trusted you!
B: Why?


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24 Annoyingly Funny Quotes with Images ๐Ÿ“ธ๐Ÿ–ผ๏ธ - A, texting B: A theif. B: Thief? A: Theif. B: I before E except after

11. A, texting B: A theif.
B: Thief?
A: Theif.
B: I before E except after C.
A: Thceif.
B: No.


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24 Annoyingly Funny Quotes with Images ๐Ÿ“ธ๐Ÿ–ผ๏ธ - my love for you is like diarrhea - i just can't hold it in

12. my love for you is like diarrhea - i just can't hold it in


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24 Annoyingly Funny Quotes with Images ๐Ÿ“ธ๐Ÿ–ผ๏ธ - A cop pulled me over and told me "Papers", so I said "Scissors, I Win!"

13. A cop pulled me over and told me "Papers", so I said "Scissors, I Win!" and drove off.


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24 Annoyingly Funny Quotes with Images ๐Ÿ“ธ๐Ÿ–ผ๏ธ - Today a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards th

14. Today a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards the local swimming pool. โ€“ I gave him a glass of water.


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24 Annoyingly Funny Quotes with Images ๐Ÿ“ธ๐Ÿ–ผ๏ธ - How to fall down stairs Step 1 Step 2 Step 6,7,8,9,10

15. How to fall down stairs Step 1 Step 2 Step 6,7,8,9,10


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24 Annoyingly Funny Quotes with Images ๐Ÿ“ธ๐Ÿ–ผ๏ธ - The three unwritten rules of life: 1. 2. 3.

16. The three unwritten rules of life:

1.
2.
3.


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24 Annoyingly Funny Quotes with Images ๐Ÿ“ธ๐Ÿ–ผ๏ธ - Two windmills are standing in a field and one asks the other, “What ki

17. Two windmills are standing in a field and one asks the other, โ€œWhat kind of music do you like?โ€
โ€“ The other says, โ€œIโ€™m a big metal fan.โ€


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24 Annoyingly Funny Quotes with Images ๐Ÿ“ธ๐Ÿ–ผ๏ธ - Why doesn’t the Sun go to college? – Because it has a million degree

18. Why doesnโ€™t the Sun go to college? โ€“ Because it has a million degrees.


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24 Annoyingly Funny Quotes with Images ๐Ÿ“ธ๐Ÿ–ผ๏ธ - My friend said, "What rhymes with banana?" I replied: "No it doesn't".

19. My friend said, "What rhymes with banana?"
I replied: "No it doesn't".


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24 Annoyingly Funny Quotes with Images ๐Ÿ“ธ๐Ÿ–ผ๏ธ - What's yellow on the inside and green on the outside? A banana disguise

20. What's yellow on the inside and green on the outside?
A banana disguised as a cucumber!


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24 Annoyingly Funny Quotes with Images ๐Ÿ“ธ๐Ÿ–ผ๏ธ - What did the banana say to the chimpanzee? Nothing, bananas don't talk!

21. What did the banana say to the chimpanzee?
Nothing, bananas don't talk!


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24 Annoyingly Funny Quotes with Images ๐Ÿ“ธ๐Ÿ–ผ๏ธ - A neighbour told me he spotted a lion recently. I told him that if it w

22. A neighbour told me he spotted a lion recently. I told him that if it was spotted, it was more likely a leopardโ€ฆ


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24 Annoyingly Funny Quotes with Images ๐Ÿ“ธ๐Ÿ–ผ๏ธ - Q. What’s green, wrinkly and has a long nose? A. An elephant. I lie

23. Q. Whatโ€™s green, wrinkly and has a long nose?

A. An elephant. I lied about the green part.


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24 Annoyingly Funny Quotes with Images ๐Ÿ“ธ๐Ÿ–ผ๏ธ - A Winter Poem... Shit, it's cold. The End.

24. A Winter Poem...

Shit, it's cold.

The End.


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