Annoying People Quotes
1. “The believer who mixes with people and bears their annoyance with patience will have a greater reward than the believer who does not mix with people and does not put up with their annoyance.”
[Sunan Ibn Majah 4032]
2. I'm sarcastic because punching people is so Haraam.
3. I just want to know why my clothes only get stuck on the door handle when I'm in a bad mood.
4. If there is one thing I dislike, it is the man who tries to air his grievances when I wish to air mine.
5. Great minds discuss ideas. Average minds discuss events. Small minds discuss people.
6. A: Between C, D, E, and F -- if you had to -- who would you punch?
B: No one! They are my friends. I wouldn't punch any of them.
B: Yeah, but I don't know why.
7. Stay away from negative people. They have a problem for every solution.
8. What do baristas say to their least-favorite customers? You mocha me crazy!