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11 Animal Puns Quotes with Images ๐Ÿ“ธ๐Ÿ–ผ๏ธ - Q: What is beautiful, gray and wears glass slippers? A: Cinderelephant.

1. Q: What is beautiful, gray and wears glass slippers?

A: Cinderelephant.


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11 Animal Puns Quotes with Images ๐Ÿ“ธ๐Ÿ–ผ๏ธ - Nice to MEAT you.

2. Nice to MEAT you.


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11 Animal Puns Quotes with Images ๐Ÿ“ธ๐Ÿ–ผ๏ธ - Frog parking. All others will be toad.

3. Frog parking. All others will be toad.


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11 Animal Puns Quotes with Images ๐Ÿ“ธ๐Ÿ–ผ๏ธ - Today I learned humans eat more bananas than monkeys. – I can’t remember

4. Today I learned humans eat more bananas than monkeys. โ€“ I canโ€™t remember the last time I ate a monkey.


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11 Animal Puns Quotes with Images ๐Ÿ“ธ๐Ÿ–ผ๏ธ - Where do the following animals go when they get sick? Horse - The horsepit

5. Where do the following animals go when they get sick?

Horse - The horsepital.

A fish? The weterinarian
A duck? The ducktor
A bird? The flychologist.
A wolf? The dentist.
A dog? On your carpet usually.


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11 Animal Puns Quotes with Images ๐Ÿ“ธ๐Ÿ–ผ๏ธ - Becoming a vegetarian is a Huge Missed Steak.

6. Becoming a vegetarian is a Huge Missed Steak.


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11 Animal Puns Quotes with Images ๐Ÿ“ธ๐Ÿ–ผ๏ธ - What did the cow confess to his therapist? “I feel seen but not herd.”

7. What did the cow confess to his therapist?

โ€œI feel seen but not herd.โ€


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11 Animal Puns Quotes with Images ๐Ÿ“ธ๐Ÿ–ผ๏ธ - Why did the kangaroo stop drinking his cup of coffee? It made him too jump

8. Why did the kangaroo stop drinking his cup of coffee?

It made him too jumpy.


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11 Animal Puns Quotes with Images ๐Ÿ“ธ๐Ÿ–ผ๏ธ - What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh… What do you call a pig with t

9. What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fshโ€ฆ

What do you call a pig with three eyes? Piiig.

What do you call a bear with no ears? Anything you like, he canโ€™t hear youโ€ฆ.


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11 Animal Puns Quotes with Images ๐Ÿ“ธ๐Ÿ–ผ๏ธ - What do you say to a frog who needs a ride? Hop in

10. What do you say to a frog who needs a ride?

Hop in


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11 Animal Puns Quotes with Images ๐Ÿ“ธ๐Ÿ–ผ๏ธ - #dinosaur pun What did the dinosaur say after he’d been in a car crash?

11. #dinosaur pun

What did the dinosaur say after heโ€™d been in a car crash?

Iโ€™m so-saurus!


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