12 Animal Puns Quotes with Images 📸🖼️
Animal Puns Quotes
1. Today I learned humans eat more bananas than monkeys. – I can’t remember the last time I ate a monkey.
Tags: Animal Puns | Banana Puns | Puns | Poor Joke | Time Puns |
2. Frog parking. All others will be toad.
Tags: Animal Puns | Puns | Frog Puns |
3. Nice to MEAT you.
Tags: Breakfast Puns | Puns | Meat | Animal Puns | Cow Puns | Chicken Puns |
4. Becoming a vegetarian is a Huge Missed Steak.
Tags: Animal Puns | Meat | Vegetarian | Vegan | Puns | Dinner |
5. What do you say to a frog who needs a ride?
Tags: Driving Puns | Puns | Frog Puns | Animal Puns |
6. #dinosaur pun
What did the dinosaur say after he’d been in a car crash?
Tags: Driving Puns | Puns | Animal Puns |
7. What did the cow confess to his therapist?
“I feel seen but not herd.”
Tags: Cow Puns | Animal Puns | Puns |
8. What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh…
What do you call a pig with three eyes? Piiig.
What do you call a bear with no ears? Anything you like, he can’t hear you….
Tags: Pig Puns | Animal Puns | Fish Puns | Eye Puns |
9. Where do the following animals go when they get sick?
Horse - The horsepital.
A fish? The weterinarian
A duck? The ducktor
A bird? The flychologist.
A wolf? The dentist.
A dog? On your carpet usually.
Tags: Animal Puns | Wolf Puns | Fish Puns | Duck Puns | Dog Puns | Puns |
10. Q: What is beautiful, gray and wears glass slippers?
Tags: Elephant Jokes | Puns | Animal Puns |
11. Why did the kangaroo stop drinking his cup of coffee?
It made him too jumpy.
Tags: Coffee Puns | Animal Puns |
12. Never mind cats and dogs, it was raining chickens and ducks yesterday. Fowl weather.
Tags: Rain Puns | Chicken Puns | Cat Puns | Dog Puns | Animal Puns |