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Animal Puns Quotes

1. Today I learned humans eat more bananas than monkeys. โ€“ I canโ€™t remember the last time I ate a monkey.


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2. Frog parking. All others will be toad.


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3. Nice to MEAT you.


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4. Becoming a vegetarian is a Huge Missed Steak.


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5. What do you say to a frog who needs a ride?

Hop in


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6. #dinosaur pun

What did the dinosaur say after heโ€™d been in a car crash?

Iโ€™m so-saurus!


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7. What did the cow confess to his therapist?

โ€œI feel seen but not herd.โ€


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8. What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fshโ€ฆ

What do you call a pig with three eyes? Piiig.

What do you call a bear with no ears? Anything you like, he canโ€™t hear youโ€ฆ.


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9. Where do the following animals go when they get sick?

Horse - The horsepital.

A fish? The weterinarian
A duck? The ducktor
A bird? The flychologist.
A wolf? The dentist.
A dog? On your carpet usually.


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10. Q: What is beautiful, gray and wears glass slippers?

A: Cinderelephant.


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11. Why did the kangaroo stop drinking his cup of coffee?

It made him too jumpy.


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12. Never mind cats and dogs, it was raining chickens and ducks yesterday. Fowl weather.


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