7 America Quotes with Images ๐ธ๐ผ๏ธ
America Quotes
1. Enough is enough! What will it take? A civil war? A new president? Violent riots? Itโs tired. Iโm tired. The country is tired! You donโt put fear in people when you do this, you just show how coward[ly] you are โ and how America is really not the land of the free.
- Cardi B


Tags: Racism | America | Violence | Protest |
2. I got this real moron thing I do, it's called thinking. And I'm not a very good American because I like to form my own opinions. I have certain rules I live by. My first rule, I don't believe anything the government tells me, and I don't take very seriously the media or the press in this country.


Tags: Moron | Thinking | America | Perspective | Understanding | Quotes that make you think | Rules | Believe | Trust | Government | Media | Political | Seriousness |
3. 80% of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe.


Tags: Cheating | Funny Cheating | America | Europe |
4. My friend Billy Bob and I visited a place where you can stand in three states at once: Oklahoma, Kansas, and Missouri. Billy Bob opened up and said that he was actually in a fourth state; crippling depression. I said, โIโm so sorryโ
โ... but you canโt count Missouri twice.โ


Tags: Funny Depression | America | Quotes that make you think | Deep Jokes |
5. I dont understand why people say that the US is obsessed with Russia.
Clearly it's Canada that has a thing for poutine.


Tags: Russian Puns | America | Canada | Funny Food | Obsessed |
6. In America, drug is the enemy. In Russia, drug is your friend.
Explanation: the Russian word ะดััะณ (drug, pronounced drook or droog) means male friend.


Tags: Russian Puns | America |

7. Americans will eat garbage provided you sprinkle it liberally with ketchup.

