🔥 Best Funny Comebacks to roast Haters with Images 🖼️

Home > Quotes > Savage Comebacks

Savage Comebacks Quotes

Amazingly Epic Savage n clever Comebacks for roasting the haters, bullies, narcissists and jerks who like to give rude insults. Here are the great funny witty n mean comebacks and roast lines of all time. Give back to the insulting racists, the ill-mannered and rude people who fat shame, bully and body shame for being shot - out of their own insecurities and low self esteems. Here is the biggest most savage compilation of replies that are witty, smart, epic, savage and downright hilarious to shut them up once and for all. Stay Sassy.

Savage Comebacks - Open your mind not your mouth.

1. Open your mind not your mouth.


  whatsapp twitter ReadBeach Instagram    


Savage Comebacks - Good story, but in what chapter do you shut the fuck up?

2. Good story, but in what chapter do you shut the fuck up?


  whatsapp twitter ReadBeach Instagram    
Savage Comebacks - Don’t be ashamed of who you are. That’s your parent’s job.

3. Don’t be ashamed of who you are. That’s your parent’s job.


  whatsapp twitter ReadBeach Instagram    

Tags: Savage Comebacks   |    Be Yourself   |   

Savage Comebacks - Who cares for your beauty if your tongue is ugly.

4. Who cares for your beauty if your tongue is ugly.


  whatsapp twitter ReadBeach Instagram    

Tags: Beauty   |    Savage Comebacks   |    Tongue   |    Ugly   |   



Savage Comebacks - Look – I’m only responsible for the words that come out of my mouth. I’m not responsible for you

5. Look – I’m only responsible for the words that come out of my mouth.

I’m not responsible for you not understanding them.


  whatsapp twitter ReadBeach Instagram    

Tags: Sassy   |    Judgemental   |   

Savage Comebacks - If you ran like your mouth, you’d be in good shape.

6. If you ran like your mouth, you’d be in good shape.


  whatsapp twitter ReadBeach Instagram    

Tags: Savage Comebacks   |    Talking Alot   |   

Savage Comebacks - Do yourself a favor and ignore anyone who tells you to be yourself. Bad idea in your case.

7. Do yourself a favor and ignore anyone who tells you to be yourself. Bad idea in your case.


  whatsapp twitter ReadBeach Instagram    

Tags: Savage Comebacks   |    Be Yourself   |    Bad Idea   |   



Savage Comebacks - Well you are worse than i thought

8. Well you are worse than i thought


  whatsapp twitter ReadBeach Instagram    

Tags: Savage Comebacks   |   

Savage Comebacks - I believed in evolution until I met you.

9. I believed in evolution until I met you.


  whatsapp twitter ReadBeach Instagram    

Tags: Savage Comebacks   |    Evolution   |   

Savage Comebacks - I didn’t realize you were an expert on my life and how I should live it! Continue while I take notes.

10. I didn’t realize you were an expert on my life and how I should live it!
Continue while I take notes.


  whatsapp twitter ReadBeach Instagram    


Savage Comebacks - Stupidity isn't a crime, so you’re free to go.

11. Stupidity isn't a crime, so you’re free to go.


  whatsapp twitter ReadBeach Instagram    
Savage Comebacks - My IQ is greater than your weight.

12. My IQ is greater than your weight.


  whatsapp twitter ReadBeach Instagram    
Savage Comebacks - Damn not you again.

13. Damn not you again.


  whatsapp twitter ReadBeach Instagram    


Savage Comebacks - Before you judge me, make sure you’re perfect.

14. Before you judge me, make sure you’re perfect.


  whatsapp twitter ReadBeach Instagram    

Tags: Judgemental   |   

Savage Comebacks - Guys like you are why girls turn into lesbians.

15. Guys like you are why girls turn into lesbians.


  whatsapp twitter ReadBeach Instagram    
Savage Comebacks - You have enough fat to make another human.

16. You have enough fat to make another human.


  whatsapp twitter ReadBeach Instagram    


Savage Comebacks - No really, it’s adorable when you blame everyone but yourself.

17. No really, it’s adorable when you blame everyone but yourself.


  whatsapp twitter ReadBeach Instagram    
Savage Comebacks - Nice shirt, what brand is it? Clearance?

18. Nice shirt, what brand is it? Clearance?


  whatsapp twitter ReadBeach Instagram    
Savage Comebacks - It's scary to think that people like you are graduating from college.

19. It's scary to think that people like you are graduating from college.


  whatsapp twitter ReadBeach Instagram    


Savage Comebacks - You have a face not even a mother could love.

20. You have a face not even a mother could love.


  whatsapp twitter ReadBeach Instagram    
Savage Comebacks - Did you hear that? It’s the sound of no one caring…

21. Did you hear that? It’s the sound of no one caring…


  whatsapp twitter ReadBeach Instagram    
Savage Comebacks - Remember that time i asked you for your opinion? Me neither.

22. Remember that time i asked you for your opinion?

Me neither.


  whatsapp twitter ReadBeach Instagram    

Tags: Unsolicited Advice   |   



Savage Comebacks - I am not picky, I just know what I want.

23. I am not picky, I just know what I want.


  whatsapp twitter ReadBeach Instagram    

Tags: Self Love   |    Girl Power   |   

Savage Comebacks - Putting people down does not make you a powerful and a strong person. It makes you a bully, a coward an

24. Putting people down does not make you a powerful and a strong person.

It makes you a bully, a coward and eventually alone in life.

- Tess Calomino


  whatsapp twitter ReadBeach Instagram    

Tags: Loneliness   |    Girl Power   |    Power   |    Power   |    When Someone Puts You Down   |    When Someone Puts You Down   |    Coward   |    Bully   |   

Savage Comebacks - After a quarrel, a husband said to his wife, "You know, I was a fool when I married you." She replied, "

25. After a quarrel, a husband said to his wife, "You know, I was a fool when I married you."
She replied, "Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn't notice."


  whatsapp twitter ReadBeach Instagram    


Savage Comebacks - I am not anti-social. I just don’t like you.

26. I am not anti-social. I just don’t like you.


  whatsapp twitter ReadBeach Instagram    
Savage Comebacks - I didn’t mean to push your buttons. I was just looking for mute.

27. I didn’t mean to push your buttons. I was just looking for mute.


  whatsapp twitter ReadBeach Instagram    

Tags: Savage Comebacks   |    Drama   |   

Savage Comebacks - I’m not a proctologist, but I know an asshole when I see one.

28. I’m not a proctologist, but I know an asshole when I see one.


  whatsapp twitter ReadBeach Instagram    


Savage Comebacks - It’s called originality, you should try it sometime.

29. It’s called originality, you should try it sometime.


  whatsapp twitter ReadBeach Instagram    
Savage Comebacks - Yeah you’re pretty, pretty stupid.

30. Yeah you’re pretty, pretty stupid.


  whatsapp twitter ReadBeach Instagram    
Savage Comebacks - Your inappropriateness knows no boundaries.

31. Your inappropriateness knows no boundaries.


  whatsapp twitter ReadBeach Instagram    


Savage Comebacks - You have a right to your opinion and I have a right to ignore it.

32. You have a right to your opinion and I have a right to ignore it.


  whatsapp twitter ReadBeach Instagram    
Savage Comebacks - I love what you’ve done with your hair. How do you get it to come out of the nostrils like that?

33. I love what you’ve done with your hair. How do you get it to come out of the nostrils like that?


  whatsapp twitter ReadBeach Instagram    
Savage Comebacks - If you really want to know about mistakes, you should ask your parents.

34. If you really want to know about mistakes, you should ask your parents.


  whatsapp twitter ReadBeach Instagram    


Savage Comebacks - Being right isn’t nearly as important as knowing when to shut up.

35. Being right isn’t nearly as important as knowing when to shut up.


  whatsapp twitter ReadBeach Instagram    
Savage Comebacks - There are some remarkably dumb people in this world. Thanks for helping me understand that.

36. There are some remarkably dumb people in this world. Thanks for helping me understand that.


  whatsapp twitter ReadBeach Instagram    

Tags: Savage Comebacks   |    Dumbness   |   

Savage Comebacks - Thanks for trying so hard to be just like me. I wouldn’t want to be you, either.

37. Thanks for trying so hard to be just like me. I wouldn’t want to be you, either.


  whatsapp twitter ReadBeach Instagram    


Savage Comebacks - You do realize that people just tolerate you?

38. You do realize that people just tolerate you?


  whatsapp twitter ReadBeach Instagram    

Tags: Savage Comebacks   |    Tolerance   |   

Savage Comebacks - it's called manners jerk!

39. it's called manners jerk!


  whatsapp twitter ReadBeach Instagram    

Tags: Savage Comebacks   |   

Savage Comebacks - David Carlton : [to Ali] Have you ever considered becoming a member of parliament? Ali G : What me wan

40. David Carlton : [to Ali] Have you ever considered becoming a member of parliament?

Ali G : What me wanna do that for? It's full of pricks.

David Carlton : That's a little harsh. I'm an MP, am I a prick?

Ali G : Yes.

- Ali G


  whatsapp twitter ReadBeach Instagram    

Tags: Honest   |    Brutal   |    Savage Comebacks   |    Satire   |   



Savage Comebacks - You better hope you marry rich.

41. You better hope you marry rich.


  whatsapp twitter ReadBeach Instagram    
Savage Comebacks - If I am ugly then you must be hideous

42. If I am ugly then you must be hideous


  whatsapp twitter ReadBeach Instagram    
Savage Comebacks - Woman: "If you were my husband, I'd poison your coffee." Man: "If you were my wife, I'd drink it."

43. Woman: "If you were my husband, I'd poison your coffee."

Man: "If you were my wife, I'd drink it."


  whatsapp twitter ReadBeach Instagram    


Savage Comebacks - The people who tolerate you on a daily basis are the real heroes.

44. The people who tolerate you on a daily basis are the real heroes.


  whatsapp twitter ReadBeach Instagram    

Tags: Tolerance   |   

Savage Comebacks - Please unsubscribe me from your newsletter.

45. Please unsubscribe me from your newsletter.


  whatsapp twitter ReadBeach Instagram    

Tags: Savage Comebacks   |    Unsolicited Advice   |   

Savage Comebacks - Shiromori: How Tall are you? Mystery: Height is a social construct. Shiromori: So you'reshort.

46. Shiromori: How Tall are you?

Mystery: Height is a social construct.

Shiromori: So you'reshort.


  whatsapp twitter ReadBeach Instagram    

Tags: Incorrect   |    Savage Comebacks   |    Self Esteem   |    Tall   |   



Savage Comebacks - I’m not mad you told all my friends I’m a psycho. They’re my friends, they already know.

47. I’m not mad you told all my friends I’m a psycho. They’re my friends, they already know.


  whatsapp twitter ReadBeach Instagram    

Tags: Backbiting   |    Sassy   |    Funny   |    Quotes that will make you cry   |   

Savage Comebacks - Well you are worse than I thought.

48. Well you are worse than I thought.


  whatsapp twitter ReadBeach Instagram    
Savage Comebacks - I used to think I was overreacting. Now I realize that it was a normal reaction to an abnormal amount of b

49. I used to think I was overreacting. Now I realize that it was a normal reaction to an abnormal amount of bullshit.


  whatsapp twitter ReadBeach Instagram    


Savage Comebacks - You deserve better and so do I.

50. You deserve better and so do I.


  whatsapp twitter ReadBeach Instagram    

Tags: Deserve   |   

Savage Comebacks - Kevin: I could kill you if I wanted to, Snow. Cecil: Yeah? So could another human being. Kevin: Cecil:

51. Kevin: I could kill you if I wanted to, Snow.
Cecil: Yeah? So could another human being.
Kevin:
Cecil: So could a dog.
Kevin:
Cecil: So could a dedicated duck.
Kevin:
Cecil: You aren't special, Kevin.


  whatsapp twitter ReadBeach Instagram    

Tags: Incorrect   |    Threatening   |    Savage Comebacks   |    You Are Not Special   |   

Savage Comebacks - I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.

52. I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.

- Groucho Marx


  whatsapp twitter ReadBeach Instagram    

Tags: Funny   |    Minion   |    Quotes that will make you cry   |   



Savage Comebacks - I thought you were attractive, but then you opened your mouth.

53. I thought you were attractive, but then you opened your mouth.


  whatsapp twitter ReadBeach Instagram    
Savage Comebacks - I'm not a nerd. I'm just smarter than you.

54. I'm not a nerd. I'm just smarter than you.


  whatsapp twitter ReadBeach Instagram    

Tags: Savage Comebacks   |    Nerdy   |   

Savage Comebacks - I hope one day, you choke on the shit you talk.

55. I hope one day, you choke on the shit you talk.


  whatsapp twitter ReadBeach Instagram    

Tags: Savage Comebacks   |    Racism   |   



Savage Comebacks - You are an idiot slash stupid

56. You are an idiot slash stupid


  whatsapp twitter ReadBeach Instagram    

Tags: Savage Comebacks   |    Idiot   |    Stupid People   |   

Savage Comebacks - Sometimes when I'm talking, my words can't keep up with my thoughts. I wonder why we think faster than we

57. Sometimes when I'm talking, my words can't keep up with my thoughts. I wonder why we think faster than we speak. Probably so we can think twice.

- Bill Watterson


  whatsapp twitter ReadBeach Instagram    

Tags: Psychology   |   

Savage Comebacks - You shouldn't talk about your mom like that.

58. You shouldn't talk about your mom like that.


  whatsapp twitter ReadBeach Instagram    


Savage Comebacks - You’re gay. You wish i was.

59. You’re gay.
You wish i was.


  whatsapp twitter ReadBeach Instagram    
Savage Comebacks - I´m not mean, I´m just brutally honest. It´s not my fault that truth hurts. Here’s a band-aid.

60. I´m not mean, I´m just brutally honest.

It´s not my fault that truth hurts.

Here’s a band-aid.


  whatsapp twitter ReadBeach Instagram    

Tags: Mean   |    Honest   |    Truth   |    Sassy   |    Blunt   |   

Savage Comebacks - Since you know everything, then you know you’re an asshole.

61. Since you know everything, then you know you’re an asshole.


  whatsapp twitter ReadBeach Instagram    


Savage Comebacks - Your ass must be jealous of all the shit that comes out of your mouth

62. Your ass must be jealous of all the shit that comes out of your mouth


  whatsapp twitter ReadBeach Instagram    

Tags: Jealousy   |    Haters   |   

Savage Comebacks - I’m jealous of all the people that haven’t met you!

63. I’m jealous of all the people that haven’t met you!


  whatsapp twitter ReadBeach Instagram    

Tags: Jealousy   |    Funny   |    Haters   |   

Savage Comebacks - I always laugh when people try to hurt my feelings. As if I have any.

64. I always laugh when people try to hurt my feelings.

As if I have any.


  whatsapp twitter ReadBeach Instagram    

Tags: Sassy   |    Feelings   |   



Savage Comebacks - I am happier than you are.

65. I am happier than you are.


  whatsapp twitter ReadBeach Instagram    
Savage Comebacks - Your taste in music is comparable to a blind man's taste in fashion.

66. Your taste in music is comparable to a blind man's taste in fashion.


  whatsapp twitter ReadBeach Instagram    

Tags: Tasteful   |    Music   |    Burn   |   

Savage Comebacks - I had a nightmare. I dreamed I was you.

67. I had a nightmare. I dreamed I was you.


  whatsapp twitter ReadBeach Instagram    


Savage Comebacks - Some people create their own storms and then get upset when it rains.

68. Some people create their own storms and then get upset when it rains.


  whatsapp twitter ReadBeach Instagram    
Savage Comebacks - Racist Joke? Coming from a face only a mother could love?

69. Racist Joke? Coming from a face only a mother could love?


  whatsapp twitter ReadBeach Instagram    

Tags: Savage Comebacks   |    Racism   |   

Savage Comebacks - Silence is the best response when you’re dealing with an idiot.

70. Silence is the best response when you’re dealing with an idiot.