Savage Comebacks Quotes
Amazingly Epic Savage n clever Comebacks for roasting the haters, bullies, narcissists and jerks who like to give rude insults. Here are the great funny witty n mean comebacks and roast lines of all time. Give back to the insulting racists, the ill-mannered and rude people who fat shame, bully and body shame for being shot - out of their own insecurities and low self esteems. Here is the biggest most savage compilation of replies that are witty, smart, epic, savage and downright hilarious to shut them up once and for all. Stay Sassy.
1. Open your mind not your mouth.
2. Good story, but in what chapter do you shut the fuck up?
3. Don’t be ashamed of who you are. That’s your parent’s job.
4. Who cares for your beauty if your tongue is ugly.
5. Look – I’m only responsible for the words that come out of my mouth.
I’m not responsible for you not understanding them.
6. If you ran like your mouth, you’d be in good shape.
7. Do yourself a favor and ignore anyone who tells you to be yourself. Bad idea in your case.
8. Well you are worse than i thought
Tags: Savage Comebacks |
9. I believed in evolution until I met you.
10. I didn’t realize you were an expert on my life and how I should live it!
Continue while I take notes.
11. Stupidity isn't a crime, so you’re free to go.
12. My IQ is greater than your weight.
13. Damn not you again.
14. Before you judge me, make sure you’re perfect.
Tags: Judgemental |
15. Guys like you are why girls turn into lesbians.
16. You have enough fat to make another human.
17. No really, it’s adorable when you blame everyone but yourself.
18. Nice shirt, what brand is it? Clearance?
19. It's scary to think that people like you are graduating from college.
20. You have a face not even a mother could love.
21. Did you hear that? It’s the sound of no one caring…
22. Remember that time i asked you for your opinion?
Tags: Unsolicited Advice |
23. I am not picky, I just know what I want.
24. Putting people down does not make you a powerful and a strong person.
It makes you a bully, a coward and eventually alone in life.
25. After a quarrel, a husband said to his wife, "You know, I was a fool when I married you."
She replied, "Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn't notice."
26. I am not anti-social. I just don’t like you.
27. I didn’t mean to push your buttons. I was just looking for mute.
28. I’m not a proctologist, but I know an asshole when I see one.
29. It’s called originality, you should try it sometime.
30. Yeah you’re pretty, pretty stupid.
31. Your inappropriateness knows no boundaries.
32. You have a right to your opinion and I have a right to ignore it.
33. I love what you’ve done with your hair. How do you get it to come out of the nostrils like that?
34. If you really want to know about mistakes, you should ask your parents.
35. Being right isn’t nearly as important as knowing when to shut up.
36. There are some remarkably dumb people in this world. Thanks for helping me understand that.
37. Thanks for trying so hard to be just like me. I wouldn’t want to be you, either.
38. You do realize that people just tolerate you?
39. it's called manners jerk!
Tags: Savage Comebacks |
40. David Carlton : [to Ali] Have you ever considered becoming a member of parliament?
Ali G : What me wanna do that for? It's full of pricks.
David Carlton : That's a little harsh. I'm an MP, am I a prick?
Ali G : Yes.
- Ali G
41. You better hope you marry rich.
42. If I am ugly then you must be hideous
43. Woman: "If you were my husband, I'd poison your coffee."
Man: "If you were my wife, I'd drink it."
44. The people who tolerate you on a daily basis are the real heroes.
Tags: Tolerance |
45. Please unsubscribe me from your newsletter.
46. Shiromori: How Tall are you?
Mystery: Height is a social construct.
Shiromori: So you'reshort.
47. I’m not mad you told all my friends I’m a psycho. They’re my friends, they already know.
48. Well you are worse than I thought.
49. I used to think I was overreacting. Now I realize that it was a normal reaction to an abnormal amount of bullshit.
50. You deserve better and so do I.
Tags: Deserve |
51. Kevin: I could kill you if I wanted to, Snow.
Cecil: Yeah? So could another human being.
Cecil: So could a dog.
Cecil: So could a dedicated duck.
Cecil: You aren't special, Kevin.
52. I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.
53. I thought you were attractive, but then you opened your mouth.
54. I'm not a nerd. I'm just smarter than you.
55. I hope one day, you choke on the shit you talk.
56. You are an idiot slash stupid
57. Sometimes when I'm talking, my words can't keep up with my thoughts. I wonder why we think faster than we speak. Probably so we can think twice.
Tags: Psychology |
58. You shouldn't talk about your mom like that.
59. You’re gay.
You wish i was.
60. I´m not mean, I´m just brutally honest.
It´s not my fault that truth hurts.
Here’s a band-aid.
61. Since you know everything, then you know you’re an asshole.
62. Your ass must be jealous of all the shit that comes out of your mouth
63. I’m jealous of all the people that haven’t met you!
64. I always laugh when people try to hurt my feelings.
As if I have any.
65. I am happier than you are.
66. Your taste in music is comparable to a blind man's taste in fashion.
67. I had a nightmare. I dreamed I was you.
68. Some people create their own storms and then get upset when it rains.
69. Racist Joke? Coming from a face only a mother could love?
70. Silence is the best response when you’re dealing with an idiot.