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Amazingly Epic Savage n clever Comebacks for roasting the haters, bullies, narcissists and jerks who like to give rude insults. Here are the great funny witty n mean comebacks and roast lines of all time. Give back to the insulting racists, the ill-mannered and rude people who fat shame, bully and body shame for being shot - out of their own insecurities and low self esteems. Here is the biggest most savage compilation of replies that are witty, smart, epic, savage and downright hilarious to shut them up once and for all. Stay Sassy.

Savage Comebacks Quotes

Savage Comebacks - My IQ is greater than your weight.

1. My IQ is greater than your weight.

Savage Comebacks - Well you are worse than I thought.

2. Well you are worse than I thought.

Savage Comebacks - Your ass must be jealous of all the shit that comes out of your mouth

3. Your ass must be jealous of all the shit that comes out of your mouth

Tags: Jealousy | Haters |

Savage Comebacks - Did you hear that? It’s the sound of no one caring…

4. Did you hear that? It’s the sound of no one caring…

Savage Comebacks - Woman: "If you were my husband, I'd poison your coffee." Man: "If you were my wife, I'd drink it."

5. Woman: "If you were my husband, I'd poison your coffee."

Man: "If you were my wife, I'd drink it."

Savage Comebacks - You have a face not even a mother could love.

6. You have a face not even a mother could love.

Savage Comebacks - If i am ever drunk, you will be damn good looking.

7. If i am ever drunk, you will be damn good looking.

Tags: Good Looks |

Savage Comebacks - I can get a plastic surgery to fix my ugliness, you on the other hand will be stupid for eternity.

8. I can get a plastic surgery to fix my ugliness, you on the other hand will be stupid for eternity.

Savage Comebacks - I am not being rude. You are just insignificant.

9. I am not being rude. You are just insignificant.

Tags: Rude |

Savage Comebacks - You’re gay. You wish i was.

10. You’re gay.
You wish i was.

Savage Comebacks - I am happier than you are.

11. I am happier than you are.

Savage Comebacks - At least I smell good.

12. At least I smell good.

Savage Comebacks - Yeah, that's no problem, you're not my type anyway.

13. Yeah, that's no problem, you're not my type anyway.

Savage Comebacks - I love what you’ve done with your hair. How do you get it to come out of the nostrils like that?

14. I love what you’ve done with your hair. How do you get it to come out of the nostrils like that?

Savage Comebacks - Stupidity isn't a crime, so you’re free to go.

15. Stupidity isn't a crime, so you’re free to go.

Savage Comebacks - If I had a face like yours I’d sue my parents.

16. If I had a face like yours I’d sue my parents.

Savage Comebacks - You’re not stupid; you just have bad luck when thinking.

17. You’re not stupid; you just have bad luck when thinking.

Savage Comebacks - I was hoping for a battle of wits but you appear to be unarmed.

18. I was hoping for a battle of wits but you appear to be unarmed.

Savage Comebacks - You bring everyone a lot of joy, when you leave the room.

19. You bring everyone a lot of joy, when you leave the room.

Savage Comebacks - I’m jealous of all the people that haven’t met you!

20. I’m jealous of all the people that haven’t met you!

Tags: Jealousy | Funny | Haters |

Savage Comebacks - I don’t exactly hate you, but if you were on fire and I had water, I’d drink it.

21. I don’t exactly hate you, but if you were on fire and I had water, I’d drink it.

Savage Comebacks - Shock me, say something intelligent.

22. Shock me, say something intelligent.

Savage Comebacks - You have the perfect face for radio.

23. You have the perfect face for radio.

24. Damn not you again.

Savage Comebacks - I fart to make you smell better.

25. I fart to make you smell better.

Savage Comebacks - Yeah you’re pretty, pretty stupid.

26. Yeah you’re pretty, pretty stupid.

Tags: Pretty | Stupid |

Savage Comebacks - 100,000 sperm, you were the fastest?

27. 100,000 sperm, you were the fastest?

Savage Comebacks - Ordinarily people live and learn. You just live.

28. Ordinarily people live and learn. You just live.

Savage Comebacks - If I am ugly then you must be hideous

29. If I am ugly then you must be hideous

Savage Comebacks - Guys like you are why girls turn into lesbians.

30. Guys like you are why girls turn into lesbians.

Savage Comebacks - Your only purpose in life is as an organ donor.

31. Your only purpose in life is as an organ donor.

Savage Comebacks - Have a nice day, somewhere else.

32. Have a nice day, somewhere else.

Savage Comebacks - You deserve better and so do I.

33. You deserve better and so do I.

Tags: Deserve |

Savage Comebacks - "Wanna hear a joke?" "No, thanks I am already looking at one!"

34. "Wanna hear a joke?"
"No, thanks I am already looking at one!"

Savage Comebacks - After a quarrel, a husband said to his wife, "You know, I was a fool when I married you." She replied, "

35. After a quarrel, a husband said to his wife, "You know, I was a fool when I married you."
She replied, "Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn't notice."

Savage Comebacks - Remember that time i asked you for your opinion? Me neither.

36. Remember that time i asked you for your opinion?

Me neither.

Tags: Unsolicited Advice | Mind Your Own Business |

Savage Comebacks - If you really want to know about mistakes, you should ask your parents.

37. If you really want to know about mistakes, you should ask your parents.

Savage Comebacks - Please, keep talking. I always yawn when I am interested.

38. Please, keep talking. I always yawn when I am interested.

Savage Comebacks - Jesus loves you… but everyone else thinks you’re an asshole.

39. Jesus loves you… but everyone else thinks you’re an asshole.

Savage Comebacks - You have the right to remain silent because whatever you say will probably be stupid anyway.

40. You have the right to remain silent because whatever you say will probably be stupid anyway.

Savage Comebacks - I had a nightmare. I dreamed I was you.

41. I had a nightmare. I dreamed I was you.

42. Nice shirt, what brand is it? Clearance?

Savage Comebacks - You have enough fat to make another human.

43. You have enough fat to make another human.

Savage Comebacks - I am not anti-social. I just don’t like you.

44. I am not anti-social. I just don’t like you.

Savage Comebacks - You shouldn't talk about your mom like that.

45. You shouldn't talk about your mom like that.

Savage Comebacks - The 80s called. They want their haircut back. The 1880s called, too. They want their joke back.

46. The 80s called. They want their haircut back.
The 1880s called, too. They want their joke back.

Savage Comebacks - Is that your face? Or did your neck just throw up? Couldn’t help it. One look at you and I started to

47. Is that your face? Or did your neck just throw up?

Couldn’t help it. One look at you and I started to vomit.

Savage Comebacks - Your favorite color must be black? Mine’s yellow. That’s why I love your teeth.

48. Your favorite color must be black?

Mine’s yellow. That’s why I love your teeth.

Tags: Teeth Whitening | Burn |

Savage Comebacks - I could eat a bowl of alphabet soup and crap a better argument than yours. Well it would be a nice chan

49. I could eat a bowl of alphabet soup and crap a better argument than yours.

Well it would be a nice change from all the crap that’s been coming out of your mouth!

Savage Comebacks - Is that perfume or marinade? Actually, it’s jerk repellent, but it doesn’t seem to be working.

50. Is that perfume or marinade?
Actually, it’s jerk repellent, but it doesn’t seem to be working.

Savage Comebacks - Do they make those pants in men’s sizes? Why, are you looking for something to get your wife?

51. Do they make those pants in men’s sizes?
Why, are you looking for something to get your wife?

Savage Comebacks - How’s the wife and my kids? Your kids? That explains why they’re so ugly.

52. How’s the wife and my kids?
Your kids? That explains why they’re so ugly.

Savage Comebacks - You have your entire life to be a jerk. Why not take today off?

53. You have your entire life to be a jerk. Why not take today off?

Savage Comebacks - Some day you’ll go far — and I really hope you stay there.

54. Some day you’ll go far — and I really hope you stay there.

Savage Comebacks - Sometimes it’s better to keep your mouth shut and give the impression that you’re stupid than open it

55. Sometimes it’s better to keep your mouth shut and give the impression that you’re stupid than open it and remove all doubt.

Savage Comebacks - I’m not a proctologist, but I know an asshole when I see one.

56. I’m not a proctologist, but I know an asshole when I see one.

Savage Comebacks - Everyone’s entitled to act stupid once in awhile, but you really abuse the privilege.

57. Everyone’s entitled to act stupid once in awhile, but you really abuse the privilege.

Savage Comebacks - Good story, but in what chapter do you shut the fuck up?

58. Good story, but in what chapter do you shut the fuck up?

Savage Comebacks - Don’t hate me because I’m smart. Hate me because your girlfriend thinks so.

59. Don’t hate me because I’m smart. Hate me because your girlfriend thinks so.

Savage Comebacks - Are you always such an idiot, or do you just show off when I’m around?

60. Are you always such an idiot, or do you just show off when I’m around?

Savage Comebacks - You have a right to your opinion and I have a right to ignore it.

61. You have a right to your opinion and I have a right to ignore it.

Savage Comebacks - Your inappropriateness knows no boundaries.

62. Your inappropriateness knows no boundaries.

Tags: Inappropriate | Funny | Dumbness |

Savage Comebacks - I used to think I was overreacting. Now I realize that it was a normal reaction to an abnormal amount of b

63. I used to think I was overreacting. Now I realize that it was a normal reaction to an abnormal amount of bullshit.

Savage Comebacks - It's scary to think that people like you are graduating from college.

64. It's scary to think that people like you are graduating from college.

Savage Comebacks - That's why you shouldn't speak until you're spoken to.

65. That's why you shouldn't speak until you're spoken to.

Savage Comebacks - You better hope you marry rich.

66. You better hope you marry rich.

Savage Comebacks - Aww, it's so cute when you try to talk about things you don't understand.

67. Aww, it's so cute when you try to talk about things you don't understand.

Savage Comebacks - The people who tolerate you on a daily basis are the real heroes.

68. The people who tolerate you on a daily basis are the real heroes.

Tags: Tolerance |

Savage Comebacks - If everywhere you go there’s a problem.. Guess what?

69. If everywhere you go there’s a problem.. Guess what?