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Sarcastic Quotes - Don't look at me in that tone of voice.

1. Don't look at me in that tone of voice.

- Dorothy Parker


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Sarcastic Quotes - People, generally, suck.

2. People, generally, suck.

- Christopher Moore


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Sarcastic Quotes - InshaAllah (noun): A Magical land where 99% of all promises, presence and punctuality is stored.

3. InshaAllah (noun):


A Magical land where 99% of all promises, presence and punctuality is stored.


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Sarcastic Quotes - A: [B], we tried things your way. B: No, we didn't. A: I did it in my head and it didn't work.

4. A: [B], we tried things your way.
B: No, we didn't.
A: I did it in my head and it didn't work.


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Sarcastic Quotes - Look, it doesn’t take a genius to know that every organization thrives when it has two leaders. Go ahead

5. Look, it doesn’t take a genius to know that every organization thrives when it has two leaders. Go ahead, name a country that doesn’t have two presidents. A boat that sets sail without two captains. Where would Catholicism be without the popes?

- Oscar Martinez


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Sarcastic Quotes - You really do live in your own little world don't you?

6. You really do live in your own little world don't you?

- Chandler Bing


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Sarcastic Quotes - Sorry I annoyed you with my friendship.

7. Sorry I annoyed you with my friendship.

- Andy Bernard


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Sarcastic Quotes - Five exclamation marks, the sure sign of an insane mind.

8. Five exclamation marks, the sure sign of an insane mind.

- Terry Pratchett


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Sarcastic Quotes - A: So what do you have planned for the future? B: Lunch. A: No, like long term. B: Oh...um, dinner?

9. A: So what do you have planned for the future?
B: Lunch.
A: No, like long term.
B: Oh...um, dinner?


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Sarcastic Quotes - the quickest way to a man's heart is through 4th and 5th ribs

10. the quickest way to a man's heart is through 4th and 5th ribs


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Sarcastic Quotes - I had a great summer. I got west nile virus, lost a ton of weight. Then I went back to the lake. And I ste

11. I had a great summer. I got west nile virus, lost a ton of weight. Then I went back to the lake. And I stepped on a piece of glass in the parking lot, which hurt. That got infected. Even though I peed on it...

- Michael Scott


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Sarcastic Quotes - I’m not a millionaire. I thought I would be by the time I was 30, but I wasn’t even close. Then

12. I’m not a millionaire.

I thought I would be by the time I was 30, but I wasn’t even close.

Then I thought maybe by 40, but by 40 I had less money than I did when I was 30.

- Michael Scott


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Sarcastic Quotes - Would it save you a lot of time if I just gave up and went mad now?

13. Would it save you a lot of time if I just gave up and went mad now?


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Sarcastic Quotes - Why are you the way that you are?

14. Why are you the way that you are?

- Michael Scott


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Sarcastic Quotes - One day Michael came in and complained about a speed bump on the highway. I wonder who he ran over then.

15. One day Michael came in and complained about a speed bump on the highway. I wonder who he ran over then.

- Jim Halpert


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Sarcastic Quotes - Whenever I'm about to do something, I think, 'Would an idiot do that?' and if they would, I do not

16. Whenever I'm about to do something, I think,

'Would an idiot do that?' and if they would,

I do not do that thing.

- Dwight Schrute


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Sarcastic Quotes - Every year, back comes Spring, with nasty little birds yapping their fool heads off and the ground all muc

17. Every year, back comes Spring, with nasty little birds yapping their fool heads off and the ground all mucked up with plants.

- Dorothy Parker


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Sarcastic Quotes - Some women have mood swings... others have mood theme parks.

18. Some women have mood swings... others have mood theme parks.


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Sarcastic Quotes - A: I wasn't hurt that badly. The doctor said all my bleeding was internal. That's where the blood's suppos

19. A: I wasn't hurt that badly. The doctor said all my bleeding was internal. That's where the blood's supposed to be.


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Sarcastic Quotes - I'm sarcastic because punching people is so Haraam.

20. I'm sarcastic because punching people is so Haraam.


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21. Last year, Creed asked me how to set up a blog. Wanting to protect the world from being exposed to Creed’s brain, I opened up a Word document on his computer and put an address at the top.

I’ve read some of it.

Even for the Internet, it’s… pretty shocking.

- Ryan Howard


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Sarcastic Quotes - Kelly: If I was you, I would just like, freak out and get really drunk, and then tell someone I was pregna

22. Kelly: If I was you, I would just like, freak out and get really drunk, and then tell someone I was pregnant.

Pam: Okay, that's a lot of good ideas. Thanks.

- Pam Beesly


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