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Minion Quotes - This life’s hard, but it’s harder if you’re stupid.

1. This life’s hard, but it’s harder if you’re stupid.

- George V. Higgins


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Minion Quotes - Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.

2. Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.

- Albert Einstein


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Minion Quotes - I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by.

3. I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by.

- Douglas Adams


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Minion Quotes - Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.

4. Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.

- Robert A. Heinlein


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Minion Quotes - The reason I talk to myself is because I’m the only one whose answers I accept.

5. The reason I talk to myself is because I’m the only one whose answers I accept.

- George Carlin


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Minion Quotes - I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally.

6. I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally.

- W.C. Fields


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Minion Quotes - I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don't know the answer

7. I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don't know the answer

- Douglas Adams


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Minion Quotes - When his life was ruined, his family killed, his farm destroyed, Job knelt down on the ground and yelled up t

8. When his life was ruined, his family killed, his farm destroyed, Job knelt down on the ground and yelled up to the heavens, "Why god? Why me?" and the thundering voice of God answered, There's just something about you that pisses me off.

- Stephen King


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Minion Quotes - I did not attend his funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.

9. I did not attend his funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.

- Mark Twain


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Minion Quotes - It is hard enough to remember my opinions, without also remembering my reasons for them!

10. It is hard enough to remember my opinions, without also remembering my reasons for them!

- Friedrich Nietzsche


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Minion Quotes - “Mom says it's because she has PMS. Do you even know what that means? "I'm not a little kid anymore. It mea

11. “Mom says it's because she has PMS. Do you even know what that means? "I'm not a little kid anymore. It means pissed-at- men syndrome”

- Nicholas Sparks


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Minion Quotes - If cats looked like frogs we'd realize what nasty, cruel little bastards they are. Style. That's what people

12. If cats looked like frogs we'd realize what nasty, cruel little bastards they are. Style. That's what people remember.

- Terry Pratchett


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Minion Quotes - Right now I’m having amnesia and déjà vu at the same time. I think I’ve forgotten this before.

13. Right now I’m having amnesia and déjà vu at the same time. I think I’ve forgotten this before.

- Steven Wright


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Minion Quotes - Few People are alive just because killing is illegal.

14. Few People are alive just because killing is illegal.


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Minion Quotes - I am patient with stupidity, but not with those who are proud of it.

15. I am patient with stupidity, but not with those who are proud of it.


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Minion Quotes - Food is the only beautiful thing that nourishes.

16. Food is the only beautiful thing that nourishes.


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Minion Quotes - Every now and then I like to do as I'm told, just to confuse people.

17. Every now and then I like to do as I'm told, just to confuse people.

- Tamora Pierce


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Minion Quotes - There is only one thing in the world worse than being talked about, and that is not being talked about.

18. There is only one thing in the world worse than being talked about, and that is not being talked about.

- Oscar Wilde


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Minion Quotes - I have the simplest tastes. I am always satisfied with the best.

19. I have the simplest tastes. I am always satisfied with the best.

- Oscar Wilde


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Minion Quotes - Why do people say "grow some balls"? Balls are weak and sensitive. If you wanna be tough, grow a vagina. Thos

20. Why do people say "grow some balls"? Balls are weak and sensitive. If you wanna be tough, grow a vagina. Those things can take a pounding.

- Sheng Wang


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Minion Quotes - Of course motivation is not permanent. But then, neither is bathing; but it is something you should do on a r

21. Of course motivation is not permanent. But then, neither is bathing; but it is something you should do on a regular basis.

- Zig Ziglar


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Minion Quotes - My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She's ninety-seven now, and we don't know

22. My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She's ninety-seven now, and we don't know where the heck she is.

- Ellen DeGeneres


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Minion Quotes - I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.

23. I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.

- Groucho Marx


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Minion Quotes - Humor is reason gone mad.

24. Humor is reason gone mad.

- Groucho Marx


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Minion Quotes - People, generally, suck.

25. People, generally, suck.

- Christopher Moore


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Minion Quotes - I know all those words, but that sentence makes no sense to me.

26. I know all those words, but that sentence makes no sense to me.

- Matt Groening


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Minion Quotes - People have an annoying habit of remembering things they shouldn't.

27. People have an annoying habit of remembering things they shouldn't.

- Christopher Paolini


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Minion Quotes - What religion I follow? It is called none-of-your-business.

28. What religion I follow? It is called none-of-your-business.

- Ron Swanson


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Minion Quotes - I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them cats.

29. I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them cats.

- Eckhart Tolle


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Minion Quotes - Dear Frozen Yoghurt, You are the celery of desserts. Be Ice Cream, or be nothing.

30. Dear Frozen Yoghurt,

You are the celery of desserts.

Be Ice Cream, or be nothing.

- Ron Swanson


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Minion Quotes - Love is blind, it is the marriage that's the eye-opener.

31. Love is blind, it is the marriage that's the eye-opener.


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Minion Quotes - Love is like peeing your pants everyone can see it but only you can feel it. Thanks for being the pee in m

32. Love is like peeing your pants everyone can see it but only you can feel it.

Thanks for being the pee in my pants.


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Minion Quotes - I’m not lazy, I just really enjoy doing nothing.

33. I’m not lazy, I just really enjoy doing nothing.


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