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Lamest Questions and Answers - Q: On which side does a chicken have the most feathers? A: The outside.

1. Q: On which side does a chicken have the most
feathers?
A: The outside.


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Lamest Questions and Answers - Q: How do you know when there is an elephant under your bed? A: Your nose touches the cei

2. Q: How do you know when there is an elephant
under your bed?

A: Your nose touches the ceiling.


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Lamest Questions and Answers - Q: What’s a flea’s favorite way to travel? A: Itch-hiking.

3. Q: What’s a flea’s favorite way to travel?
A: Itch-hiking.


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Lamest Questions and Answers - Q: Why did the snowman call his dog Frost? A: Because Frost bites.

4. Q: Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?
A: Because Frost bites.


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Lamest Questions and Answers - What do u call a woman in heaven? An Angel. A crowd of woman in heaven? A host of Angels.

5. What do u call a woman in heaven?
An Angel.

A crowd of woman in heaven?
A host of Angels.

And all woman in heaven?
PEACE ON EARTH!


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Lamest Questions and Answers - What if prisons let prisoners take their own mugshots? Cellfies.

6. What if prisons let prisoners take their own mugshots?
Cellfies.


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Lamest Questions and Answers - How can you put a picture into jail? You just need to frame it.

7. How can you put a picture into jail?
You just need to frame it.


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Lamest Questions and Answers - Do you know why they locked up the star in jail? Because the star was a shooting star.

8. Do you know why they locked up the star in jail?

Because the star was a shooting star.


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Lamest Questions and Answers - What is the most common difference between a jail and a concentration camp? In the former y

9. What is the most common difference between a jail and a concentration camp?

In the former you can take bath to freshen you up and in the later you may die when you are bathing.


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Lamest Questions and Answers - If we shouldn't eat at night, why is there a light in the fridge?

10. If we shouldn't eat at night, why is there a light in the fridge?


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Lamest Questions and Answers - Why is Monday so far from Friday, and Friday so close to Monday?

11. Why is Monday so far from Friday, and Friday so close to Monday?


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Lamest Questions and Answers - What is the best thing to do when you have a hole in a boat and water is leaking inside? Ma

12. What is the best thing to do when you have a hole in a boat and water is leaking inside?

Make another hole to drain the water.


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Lamest Questions and Answers - How come iPhone chargers are not called Apple Juice?

13. How come iPhone chargers are not called Apple Juice?


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Lamest Questions and Answers - Someone asked me, if I were stranded on a desert island what book would I bring: ‘How to Bui

14. Someone asked me, if I were stranded on a desert island what book would I bring: ‘How to Build a Boat.

- Steven Wright


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Lamest Questions and Answers - Question: why did the chicken cross the road Answer: because he wanted to

15. Question: why did the chicken cross the road

Answer: because he wanted to


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Lamest Questions and Answers - An old teacher asked her student, “If I say, ‘I am beautiful,’ which tense is that?”

16. An old teacher asked her student, “If I say, ‘I am beautiful,’ which tense is that?”

The student replied, “It is obviously past.”


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Lamest Questions and Answers - If you’re waiting for the waiter at a restaurant, aren’t you the waiter?

17. If you’re waiting for the waiter at a restaurant, aren’t you the waiter?


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Lamest Questions and Answers - Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? – Because they lactose.

18. Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
– Because they lactose.


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Lamest Questions and Answers - What did the boy with no hands get for his birthday? I don’t know. He hasn’t opened it

19. What did the boy with no hands get for his birthday?

I don’t know. He hasn’t opened it yet.


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Lamest Questions and Answers - Why do Java Programmers wear glasses? - Because they don’t C#.

20. Why do Java Programmers wear glasses?
- Because they don’t C#.


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Lamest Questions and Answers - If I’m the night guard at the Samsung store, does that make me a… guardian of the galaxy?

21. If I’m the night guard at the Samsung store, does that make me a… guardian of the galaxy?


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Lamest Questions and Answers - Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing.

22. Why did the tomato turn red?
Because it saw the salad dressing.


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Lamest Questions and Answers - What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim? An octo-puss.

23. What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?
An octo-puss.


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Lamest Questions and Answers - There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left? None, because they were

24. There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?
None, because they were all a bunch of copycats.


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Lamest Questions and Answers - Why don’t bananas snore? Because they don’t want to wake up the rest of the bunch.

25. Why don’t bananas snore?
Because they don’t want to wake up the rest of the bunch.


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Lamest Questions and Answers - Why do bananas have to wear sunscreen? Because they peel.

26. Why do bananas have to wear sunscreen?

Because they peel.


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Lamest Questions and Answers - What do bananas say when they answer the phone? Yellow.

27. What do bananas say when they answer the phone?
Yellow.


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Lamest Questions and Answers - Why did the farm hand lose his job on the banana farm? He kept throwing the bent bananas away

28. Why did the farm hand lose his job on the banana farm?
He kept throwing the bent bananas away.


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Lamest Questions and Answers - Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn't PEELING well.

29. Why did the banana go to the doctor?
It wasn't PEELING well.


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Lamest Questions and Answers - What’s yellow and always points north? A magnetic banana.

30. What’s yellow and always points north?
A magnetic banana.


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Lamest Questions and Answers - What fruit do sheeps like the most? Baaaaa-nanas.

31. What fruit do sheeps like the most?
Baaaaa-nanas.


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Lamest Questions and Answers - How did the unripe banana feel about the ripe banana? It was green with envy.

32. How did the unripe banana feel about the ripe banana?
It was green with envy.


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Lamest Questions and Answers - My friend said, "What rhymes with banana?" I replied: "No it doesn't".

33. My friend said, "What rhymes with banana?"
I replied: "No it doesn't".


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Lamest Questions and Answers - What's yellow on the inside and green on the outside? A banana disguised as a cucumber!

34. What's yellow on the inside and green on the outside?
A banana disguised as a cucumber!


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Lamest Questions and Answers - What did the banana say to the chimpanzee? Nothing, bananas don't talk!

35. What did the banana say to the chimpanzee?
Nothing, bananas don't talk!


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Lamest Questions and Answers - What is yellow and always points to the north? It's a magnetic banana.

36. What is yellow and always points to the north?
It's a magnetic banana.


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Lamest Questions and Answers - Q: Why did the gorilla eat the banana? A: Because it’s a gorilla!

37. Q: Why did the gorilla eat the banana?
A: Because it’s a gorilla!


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Lamest Questions and Answers - What did the one-handed man have for breakfast this morning? Finger food

38. What did the one-handed man have for breakfast this morning?

Finger food


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Lamest Questions and Answers - What do you call a Mexican who lost his car? Carlos

39. What do you call a Mexican who lost his car?
Carlos


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Lamest Questions and Answers - What do you get when you put a car and a pet together? Carpet.

40. What do you get when you put a car and a pet together?

Carpet.


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Lamest Questions and Answers - What did the traffic light say to the car? “Hey! Don’t look! I’m about to change!”

41. What did the traffic light say to the car?

“Hey! Don’t look! I’m about to change!”


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Lamest Questions and Answers - What’s a hen’s favorite type of movie? A chick flick.

42. What’s a hen’s favorite type of movie?

A chick flick.


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Lamest Questions and Answers - What do you call a chicken that crosses the road, rolls in the dirt, crosses the road again, a

43. What do you call a chicken that crosses the road, rolls in the dirt, crosses the road again, and then rolls in the dirt again?

A dirty double-crossing chicken.


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Lamest Questions and Answers - What did the egg say after it was ghosted? Why the hell are you egg-noring me?

44. What did the egg say after it was ghosted?

Why the hell are you egg-noring me?


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Lamest Questions and Answers - Q: Where does a lion sleep? A: Anywhere he wants to!

45. Q: Where does a lion sleep?

A: Anywhere he wants to!


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Lamest Questions and Answers - Q: Why do lions always eat raw meat? A: Because they don’t know how to cook.

46. Q: Why do lions always eat raw meat?

A: Because they don’t know how to cook.


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Lamest Questions and Answers - When does a Koala go "moo"? When it is learning a new language!

47. When does a Koala go "moo"?

When it is learning a new language!


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Lamest Questions and Answers - Once an ant and elephant were going on a new scooter. They met with an accident. The elephant

48. Once an ant and elephant were going on a new scooter. They met with an accident. The elephant died but the ant was alive. Why?

Because ant was wearing a helmet.


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Lamest Questions and Answers - Q: How do you get an elephant into the fridge? 1. Open door. 2. Insert elephant. 3. Close d

49. Q: How do you get an elephant into the fridge?
1. Open door.
2. Insert elephant.
3. Close door.

Q: How do you get a giraffe into the fridge?
1. Open door.
2. Remove elephant.
3. Insert giraffe.
4. Close door.

Q. The lion invited all animals to his birthday party. All came except one. Which one?
A. The giraffe, because he was still in the fridge.


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Lamest Questions and Answers - Q: Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead. Q: Why did the secon

50. Q: Why did the elephant fall out of the tree?
A: Because it was dead.

Q: Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree?
A: It was glued to the first one.

Q: Why did the third elephant fall out of the tree?
A: It thought it was a game.


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Lamest Questions and Answers - Q: How many legs does an elephant have? A: Four, two in the front, two in the back.

51. Q: How many legs does an elephant have?

A: Four, two in the front, two in the back.


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Lamest Questions and Answers - Q: How do you get an elephant into a VW? A: Open the car door, put the elephant inside, close

52. Q: How do you get an elephant into a VW?
A: Open the car door, put the elephant inside, close the door.

Q: How do you put an elephant into a fridge?
A: Open the VW door, take the elephant out, close the VW door, open the fridge, put the elephant inside, close the fridge.

Q: How do you get 4 elephants into a Volkswagen?
A: 2 in the front and 2 in the back

Q: How do you know if there are 4 elephants in your fridge?

A: There's a VW parked outside your house.


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Lamest Questions and Answers - Q: What has two tails, two trunks and five feet? A: An elephant with spare parts

53. Q: What has two tails, two trunks and five feet?

A: An elephant with spare parts


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Lamest Questions and Answers - Q. There were two elephants under one umbrella, why didn’t they get wet? A. It wasn’t r

54. Q. There were two elephants under one umbrella, why didn’t they get wet?

A. It wasn’t raining.


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Lamest Questions and Answers - Q. What’s green, wrinkly and has a long nose? A. An elephant. I lied about the green part

55. Q. What’s green, wrinkly and has a long nose?

A. An elephant. I lied about the green part.


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Lamest Questions and Answers - Q: Why are elephants wrinkled? A: Have you ever tried to iron one?

56. Q: Why are elephants wrinkled?

A: Have you ever tried to iron one?


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Lamest Questions and Answers - Q: What’s the difference between an elephant and a piece of paper? A: You can’t make a

57. Q: What’s the difference between an elephant and a piece of paper?

A: You can’t make a paper airplane out of an elephant.


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Lamest Questions and Answers - Q: How does white chocolate turn into dark chocolate? A: Turn off the lights.

58. Q: How does white chocolate turn into dark chocolate?

A: Turn off the lights.


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Lamest Questions and Answers - Q: What kind of candy never arrives on time? A: ChocoLate

59. Q: What kind of candy never arrives on time?

A: ChocoLate


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Lamest Questions and Answers - Q: If Bob has 30 chocolate bars and eats 25, what does he have? A: Diabetes.

60. Q: If Bob has 30 chocolate bars and eats 25, what does he have?

A: Diabetes.


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Lamest Questions and Answers - Are bees able to fly in the rain? Not without their yellow jackets.

61. Are bees able to fly in the rain?

Not without their yellow jackets.


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Lamest Questions and Answers - Why do sharks only swim in salt water? Because pepper makes them sneeze.

62. Why do sharks only swim in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze.


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