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Ron Swanson Quotes - Birthdays are a scam. They were invented by Hallmarks to sell cards.

1. Birthdays are a scam. They were invented by Hallmarks to sell cards.

- Ron Swanson


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Ron Swanson Quotes - What religion I follow? It is called none-of-your-business.

2. What religion I follow? It is called none-of-your-business.

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Ron Swanson Quotes - Never half-ass two things. Full-ass one thing.

3. Never half-ass two things.

Full-ass one thing.

- Ron Swanson


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Ron Swanson Quotes - There are only 3 ways to motivate people - money, fear, and hunger.

4. There are only 3 ways to motivate people - money, fear, and hunger.

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Ron Swanson Quotes - Luck is a concept invented by the weak to explain their failures.

5. Luck is a concept invented by the weak to explain their failures.

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Ron Swanson Quotes - There is no sadness that cannot be cured by breakfast food.

6. There is no sadness that cannot be cured by breakfast food.

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Ron Swanson Quotes - Dear Frozen Yoghurt, You are the celery of desserts. Be Ice Cream, or be nothing.

7. Dear Frozen Yoghurt,

You are the celery of desserts.

Be Ice Cream, or be nothing.

- Ron Swanson


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Ron Swanson Quotes - Veganism is a sad result of a morally corrupt mind. Reconsider your life.

8. Veganism is a sad result of a morally corrupt mind.

Reconsider your life.

- Ron Swanson


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Ron Swanson Quotes - Blueprints for the future are a fool’s errand. They’re like blueprints for a house—nice to have

9. Blueprints for the future are a fool’s errand.

They’re like blueprints for a house—nice to have, but any foreman with a brain doesn’t need to look at them.

One day—this year or maybe the next—you’re gonna be somewhere else, so enjoy yourself now.

- Ron Swanson


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Ron Swanson Quotes - Live your life how you want, but don’t confuse drama with happiness.

10. Live your life how you want, but don’t confuse drama with happiness.

- Ron Swanson


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