10 Famous Quotes of Ron Swanson with Images 📸🖼️
Here is a list of the Best Quotes of Ron Swanson
Ron Swanson Quotes
1. Birthdays are a scam. They were invented by Hallmarks to sell cards.
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2. What religion I follow? It is called none-of-your-business.
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3. Never half-ass two things.
Full-ass one thing.
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4. There are only 3 ways to motivate people - money, fear, and hunger.
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5. Luck is a concept invented by the weak to explain their failures.
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6. There is no sadness that cannot be cured by breakfast food.
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7. Dear Frozen Yoghurt,
You are the celery of desserts.
Be Ice Cream, or be nothing.
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8. Veganism is a sad result of a morally corrupt mind.
Reconsider your life.
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9. Blueprints for the future are a fool’s errand.
They’re like blueprints for a house—nice to have, but any foreman with a brain doesn’t need to look at them.
One day—this year or maybe the next—you’re gonna be somewhere else, so enjoy yourself now.
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10. Live your life how you want, but don’t confuse drama with happiness.
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