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1. Birthdays are a scam. They were invented by Hallmarks to sell cards.

- Ron Swanson


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2. What religion I follow? It is called none-of-your-business.

- Ron Swanson


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3. Never half-ass two things.

Full-ass one thing.

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4. There are only 3 ways to motivate people - money, fear, and hunger.

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5. Luck is a concept invented by the weak to explain their failures.

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6. There is no sadness that cannot be cured by breakfast food.

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7. Dear Frozen Yoghurt,

You are the celery of desserts.

Be Ice Cream, or be nothing.

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8. Veganism is a sad result of a morally corrupt mind.

Reconsider your life.

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9. Blueprints for the future are a fool’s errand.

They’re like blueprints for a house—nice to have, but any foreman with a brain doesn’t need to look at them.

One day—this year or maybe the next—you’re gonna be somewhere else, so enjoy yourself now.

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10. Live your life how you want, but don’t confuse drama with happiness.

- Ron Swanson


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