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Michael Scott Quotes - Sometimes I’ll start a sentence and I don’t even know where it’s going. I just hope I find it al

1. Sometimes I’ll start a sentence and I don’t even know where it’s going. I just hope I find it along the way.

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Michael Scott Quotes - Would I rather be feared or loved? Easy. Both. I want people to be afraid of how much they lo

2. Would I rather be feared or loved?

Easy.

Both.

I want people to be afraid of how much they love me.

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Tags: Fear   |    TV Show Quotes   |    The Office   |    Loved   |    Fear Of Losing   |   



Michael Scott Quotes - I’m not superstitious, but I am a little stitious.

3. I’m not superstitious, but I am a little stitious.

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Michael Scott Quotes - I am running away from my responsibilities. And it feels good.

4. I am running away from my responsibilities. And it feels good.

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Tags: TV Show Quotes   |    Responsibility   |    The Office   |    Feel Good   |   



Michael Scott Quotes - And I knew exactly what to do. But in a much more real sense, I had no idea what to do.

5. And I knew exactly what to do. But in a much more real sense, I had no idea what to do.

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Tags: TV Show Quotes   |    Realization   |    The Office   |    No Idea   |   



Michael Scott Quotes - That's what she said.

6. That's what she said.

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Michael Scott Quotes - It takes an advanced sense of humor. I don't expect everybody to understand.

7. It takes an advanced sense of humor.

I don't expect everybody to understand.

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Tags: Expectations   |    TV Show Quotes   |    The Office   |    Sense Of Humor   |    Poor Joke   |    Advanced   |   



Michael Scott Quotes - I live by one rule: No office romances, no way. Very messy, inappropriate…no. But, I live by ano

8. I live by one rule: No office romances, no way. Very messy, inappropriate…no.

But, I live by another rule:

Just do it…Nike.

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Tags: TV Show Quotes   |    The Office   |    No Way   |    Messy   |    Inappropriate   |    Rules   |    Just Do It   |   



Michael Scott Quotes - I’m not a millionaire. I thought I would be by the time I was 30, but I wasn’t even close. T

9. I’m not a millionaire.

I thought I would be by the time I was 30, but I wasn’t even close.

Then I thought maybe by 40, but by 40 I had less money than I did when I was 30.

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Tags: TV Show Quotes   |    Money   |    Sarcastic   |    The Office   |    Millionaire   |    Time   |    Turning 30   |    Turning 40   |    Less Money   |   



Michael Scott Quotes - As it turns out, you can’t just check someone into rehab against their will. They have to do it volu

10. As it turns out, you can’t just check someone into rehab against their will. They have to do it voluntarily.

They have to hit rock bottom.

So I think I know what I need to do at this point. I need to find ways to push Meredith to the bottom.

Um. I think I can do it.

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Michael Scott Quotes - Guess what, I have flaws. What are they? Oh, I don’t know. I sing in the shower. Sometimes I s

11. Guess what, I have flaws. What are they?

Oh, I don’t know. I sing in the shower.
Sometimes I spend too much time volunteering. Occasionally I’ll hit somebody with my car. So sue me.

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Tags: TV Show Quotes   |    The Office   |    Flaws   |    Volunteering   |    Sue Me   |   



Michael Scott Quotes - My, philosophy is, basically this. And this is something that I live by. And I always have. And I alwa

12. My, philosophy is, basically this. And this is something that I live by. And I always have. And I always will. Don’t, ever, for any reason, do anything, to anyone, for any reason, ever, no matter what, no matter where, or who you are with, or, or where you are going, or, or where you’ve been. Ever. For any reason. Whatsoever.

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Michael Scott Quotes - If I had a gun with two bullets and I was in a room with Hitler, Bin Laden and Toby, I would shoot Tob

13. If I had a gun with two bullets and I was in a room with Hitler, Bin Laden and Toby, I would shoot Toby twice.

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Michael Scott Quotes - Nobody should have to go to work thinking, ‘Oh this is the place that I might die today.’ That’s

14. Nobody should have to go to work thinking, ‘Oh this is the place that I might die today.’ That’s what a hospital is for.

An office is for not dying. An office is a place to live life to the fullest. To the max.

To…an office is a place where dreams come true.

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Tags: TV Show Quotes   |    Work Life   |    Work Motivation   |    Death   |    Dream   |    The Office   |    Hospital   |    Today   |    Live Life   |   



Michael Scott Quotes - Why are you the way that you are?

15. Why are you the way that you are?

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Michael Scott Quotes - Bros before hos. Why? Because your bros are always there for you. They have got your back after your h

16. Bros before hos. Why? Because your bros are always there for you. They have got your back after your ho rips out your heart for no good reason. And you are nothing but great to your ho, and you told her that she was the only ho for you, and that she was better than all the other hos in the world. And then, suddenly, she’s not your ho no mo.

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Michael Scott Quotes - Oh my God it’s happening! Everybody stay calm. Stay f*cking calm!

17. Oh my God it’s happening! Everybody stay calm. Stay f*cking calm!

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Michael Scott Quotes - I feel like all my kids grew up, and then they married each other. It’s every parent’s dream.

18. I feel like all my kids grew up, and then they married each other. It’s every parent’s dream.

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Michael Scott Quotes - Whether you’re scared of dying, or dying alone, or dying drunk in a ditch, don’t be. It’s goi

19. Whether you’re scared of dying, or dying alone, or dying drunk in a ditch, don’t be.

It’s going to be OK.

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Tags: TV Show Quotes   |    Death   |    The Office   |    Scared   |    Its OK   |   



Michael Scott Quotes - No, I’m not going to tell them about the downsizing. If a patient has cancer, you don’t tell them.

20. No, I’m not going to tell them about the downsizing. If a patient has cancer, you don’t tell them.

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Tags: TV Show Quotes   |    Annoyingly Funny   |    The Office   |    Poor Joke   |    Downsizing   |    Patient   |    Stupid   |   



Michael Scott Quotes - I don’t hate it. I just don’t like it at all and it’s terrible.

21. I don’t hate it.

I just don’t like it at all and it’s terrible.

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Michael Scott Quotes - Tell him to call me ASAP as possible.

22. Tell him to call me ASAP as possible.

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Tags: TV Show Quotes   |    Dumbness   |    The Office   |    ASAP   |    Hurry   |    Call Me   |   



Michael Scott Quotes - I love inside jokes. I’d love to be a part of one someday.

23. I love inside jokes. I’d love to be a part of one someday.

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Michael Scott Quotes - I would say I kind of have an unfair advantage, because I watch reality dating shows like a hawk, and

24. I would say I kind of have an unfair advantage, because I watch reality dating shows like a hawk, and I learn.

I absorb information from the strategies of the winners and the losers.

Actually, I probably learn more from the losers.

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Tags: Failure   |    TV Show Quotes   |    Strategy   |    Learning   |    The Office   |    Unfair Advantage   |    Loser   |    Winner   |   



Michael Scott Quotes - Any man who says he totally understands women is a fool. Because they are un-understandable.

25. Any man who says he totally understands women is a fool.

Because they are un-understandable.

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Tags: TV Show Quotes   |    Confused   |    Men and Women   |    Fool   |    The Office   |    Understanding Women   |   



Michael Scott Quotes - Let's have an auction

26. Let's have an auction

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Michael Scott Quotes - Two weeks ago, I was in the worst relationship of my life. She treated me poorly, we didn't connect, I

27. Two weeks ago, I was in the worst relationship of my life. She treated me poorly, we didn't connect, I was miserable.

Now, I am in the best relationship of my life, with the same woman. Love is a mystery.

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Tags: TV Show Quotes   |    Things Getting Worse   |    Dumbness   |    Relationship   |    The Office   |    Oh God Why   |    Miserable   |    Shocked   |    Treating Badly   |    Mystery   |    Unaware   |   



Michael Scott Quotes - You cheated on me? When I specifically asked you not to?

28. You cheated on me?

When I specifically asked you not to?

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Michael Scott Quotes - When I was five, I imagined that there was such a thing as a unicorn. And this was before I had eve

29. When I was five, I imagined that there was such a thing as a unicorn.

And this was before I had even heard of one, or seen one.

I just drew a picture, of a horse, that could fly over rainbows, and a had a huge spike in its head. I was five! Five-years-old. Couldn't even talk yet.

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Tags: TV Show Quotes   |    Imagination   |    Mental Picture   |    Dumbness   |    The Office   |    Unicorn   |    Unaware   |   



Michael Scott Quotes - I had a great summer. I got west nile virus, lost a ton of weight. Then I went back to the lake. And I

30. I had a great summer. I got west nile virus, lost a ton of weight. Then I went back to the lake. And I stepped on a piece of glass in the parking lot, which hurt. That got infected. Even though I peed on it...

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Michael Scott Quotes - Ok, too many different words from coming at me from too many different sentences.

31. Ok, too many different words from coming at me from too many different sentences.

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Michael Scott Quotes - There is no such things as an appropriate joke. That's why it is a Joke!

32. There is no such things as an appropriate joke.

That's why it is a Joke!

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Michael Scott Quotes - That's the problem with being a boss is that when you are tough, they resent you, and when you are coo

33. That's the problem with being a boss is that when you are tough, they resent you, and when you are cool, they walk all over you.

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