Kelly Kapoor Quotes
Here is a list of the Best Quotes of Kelly Kapoor
1. I talk a lot, so I’ve learned to tune myself out.
2. I am one of the few people who looks hot eating a cupcake.
3. What are your weaknesses?
"I don't have any, a--hole"
4. I have a lot of questions. Number one, how dare you?
5. Ultimatums are key.
Basically nobody does anything for me unless I threaten to kill myself.
6. Look, I know the reason that you guys became accountants is ’cause you’re not good at interacting with people. But guess what? From now on, you guys are no longer losers. So gives yourselves a round of applause.
7. You guys I’m like really smart now. You don’t even know. You could ask me, Kelly what’s the biggest company in the world?
And I’d be like, ‘blah blah blah, blah blah blah blah blah blah.’ Giving you the exact right answer.
8. Kelly: Jim!!! Oh my god, I have so much to tell you. Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes had a baby, and they named it Sure! And Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie also had a baby, and they named it Shiloh! And both babies are amazing!
Jim: Wow! So, uh, what's new with you?
Kelly: I just told you.